Reposted by mattassbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i love sports, i type while placing the revolver in my mouth and butt 57117
Reposted by mattkwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 15/10/2026i couldn’t be a baseball manager bc if i saw one of my players walk into the clubhouse wearing 2026 world series cleats, i would immediately set those cleats on fire 317230
Reposted by mattLeonard Pierce @leonardpierce.bsky.social · 14/10/2026CANCEL CULTURE: A comedian making millions of dollars on the grift after sexually harassing women NOT CANCEL CULTURE: A bestselling author getting her books banned and no longer being paid for her work because she opposes a genocide 03514
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Not trying to excuse anything but I did enjoy watching baseball for the first time in five years 010
Reposted by mattBK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Why didn’t he create more pitching out of thin air 3484
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Of course the rich dickhead seats behind home plate are empty. Love modern sports babey! 000
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Alright just start taking pitches so this big ogre gets off the mound 000
Reposted by mattCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 254253025931
Reposted by mattBúistéir Muc don Domhan @stocaibana.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Me if the White Sox lose tonight 14716
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Gavin Williams is like an RPG boss where the gimmick is you have to wait him out until he’s tired and has to be replaced. The Sox made some progress there at least 010
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Well good thing I convinced my dnd group to play on Friday instead of Saturday I guess 030
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is close enough where I can’t sleep but not close enough where I have any faith in a comeback I’m in hell 010
Reposted by mattmatt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026José “my sleep paralysis demon” Ramírez at it again 111
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Dawg I’m so close to walking to the gas station to get a stick 210
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What if it was Jo Adele and he was rolling in the deep fly out 110
Reposted by mattjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 08/10/2025The Traveling Wilburys never even toured.. they should have been called The Studio Wilburys 331065114
Reposted by mattEldritch Racasner 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026No athlete has done more to raise awareness that you can add accents to letters on your touchpad more than Kiké Hernandez 353154
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The 2026 White Sox being the Wario version of the four straight complete games White Sox is a good bit 0161
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We may have flown too close to the sun with the Grant Taylor of it all 110
Reposted by mattMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager 214104811658
Reposted by mattLimbo @lymbo.bsky.social · 03/10/20264th inning Grant Taylorstatic.klipy.comDragon Ball Z: Spirit Bomb Energy GatheringALT: Dragon Ball Z: Spirit Bomb Energy Gathering 0183
Reposted by mattBK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026While I hate not starting him, I’m imagining the fear of a pitcher watching Sam Antonacci emerge from the dugout, pissed off that he’s been on the bench, frothing at the mouth and biting a piece of his bat donut off while never breaking eye contact 1202
Reposted by mattWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it's simply the softest city in America when it comes to weather 13395
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Baseball is great because it goes from the most chill sports experience imaginable to insane non stop tension between April and October 020
Reposted by mattUS Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Ron Darling just called the Sox "America's team," rude. We are God's chosen team. 1286
Reposted by mattUS Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ngl, every Benetti broadcast I hear nowadays is half joy, half torment. He's the ex who got away and I'll die hating those responsible. 181
matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We used to have cash, hope, and jobs. Now we just have copilot, grok, and claude 😔 011
