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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grant Taylor
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Limbo @lymbo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
4th inning Grant Taylor
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Dragon Ball Z: Spirit Bomb Energy Gathering
ALT: Dragon Ball Z: Spirit Bomb Energy Gathering
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
While I hate not starting him, I’m imagining the fear of a pitcher watching Sam Antonacci emerge from the dugout, pissed off that he’s been on the bench, frothing at the mouth and biting a piece of his bat donut off while never breaking eye contact
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's simply the softest city in America when it comes to weather
The Dodgers have the cheapest ticket of any team in the ALDS or NLDS.
Get-in Price for Game 1 in LA: $56
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hitting Dingers by DAY LIGHT 🎶
Sailor Mune
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mune!!!!!
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy fucking shit this is stressful
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
10 straight balls seems like enough to go to someone else
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ron Darling just called the Sox "America's team," rude. We are God's chosen team.
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ngl, every Benetti broadcast I hear nowadays is half joy, half torment. He's the ex who got away and I'll die hating those responsible.
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US Out Of Chicago @raucousdukakis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Time to bust out my shirt about howthe 2006 White Sox were better than the world champion Cardinals
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kansas Shitty got em’
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Salvy I’ve always respected you and never made fun of how bad you were at framing
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
José “my sleep paralysis demon” Ramírez at it again
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Surely this dogshit team can score 5 runs in an inning right?
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The mound repair bullpen stall gambit, how can you not be romantic about baseball?
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starting to think the Royals are shitty at baseball
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Doing an homage to a 13 year old interview is so rad
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like locking me in a room and showing me Aaron Rodgers highlights
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Tyrone @thetyrone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After all the drinking the Sox did, having Tamale Guy was a perfect call.
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mune getting hot making me feel a little better
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starting to see why the Royals aren’t in contention
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Shout out to bells brewery for being back best brown ale in time for this divisional race though
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bobby Witt Jr. plz
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mune rules again let’s goooo
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Royals plz
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Difference between the Packers and Raiders is the Raiders only have one owner who looks this ugly
Raiders owner Mark Davis
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Literally everyone will tell you that.
Threads post 

Early Beatlemania was fuelled by teenage girls, but they won't tell you that.

Women and girls have always been the trendsetters and the tastemakers.
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My incredibly legitimate stream was literally perfect up until this moment lol
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From user PeopleOfVictory on Reddit
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve seen enough I’m calling it!
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feeling the divisional race pressure
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is my base level problem with this kind of technology: Why are we letting it do things we as human beings should enjoy doing?
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My “this kind of pressure is a privilege” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
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Bryan Murphy @bryanmurphy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
George W Bush partially bent over his lectern, his right hand out in front of him -- he's gesticulating trying to explain what he means. Behind him, a wall with the words PLEDGE ACROSS AMERICA repeated over and over and over again. 

This is an image from the time he said, "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Andy Reid is a top 5 coach of all time but he’s absolutely past it
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A big takeaway I had from today’s delayed Sox game is that we need more “late window” baseball games in September
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Packers won too
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I think I liked sloppy weather games better when the Bears were built around suffocating defense than when they’re built around having a Nickname Offense
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cmitown @cmitown.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My sympathies to the fans sitting in the actual stands at Soldier Field, but as a TV viewer, football in the rain/wind/snow absolutely rocks.
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hmmm Chicago weather looks sketchy this afternoon, better delay the Sox game until after the Bears game just to be safe
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 20/09/2026
if a company claimed to have a theme park full of cloned dinosaurs the correct response would be to dismiss it as bullshit
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phylan @phylan.website · 24/07/2026
we need hostile architecture for the politically homeless
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Halloween III: Season of the Ben @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey, it’s me, your childhood friend from your idyllic hometown in this RPG. Let’s do some tutorial missions together. No, I’m not in any of the official art, but that probably doesn’t mean anything.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
Pitcher Clearly Ate Rosin Bag
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel good about this
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We got a Mune triple before GTA 6
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goop on ya grich
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matt @mattzak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“Man I’d love to have a baseball season where I’m still invested well into September” - a dumb shit
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