Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 7h@electrolemon.bsky.social I teach in Omaha, my school has a math opening next year if comedy doesn't work out #crowdcontrol 000
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Luke Bryan is ruining one of my favorite subset of songs, "Songs that are just lists of things" (i.e., We Didn't Start the Fire, My Favorite Things, Don Giovanni's Catalogue Aria, 1985 by Bowling for Soup...). Turns out simply listing things is not what makes a song great after all. 001
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Beginning to think Johnny Blue Skies/Sturgill Simpson might actually be Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk 2077. Anti-capitalist musician named Johnny Adjective Noun, right period of time, legitimate combat training, and not to mention Sturgill's entire album about techno-future samurai stuff. 100
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Tiny mushroom popping out of the soil in Terry's enclosure while an isopod investigates. Very cute. 110
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Fun fact: the time between Cleopatra and the release of the iPod Nano is now shorter than the time between the release of the iPod Nano and today. 000
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Scary Terry isn't looking so scary this morning. What a cutie. 130
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Was doing some searching about my boa - man, AI has really empowered people to be as lazy as possible. The people running this website didn't see ANY issues with the snake donuts? 010
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Meet the isopods of Scary Terry's enclosure: (see alt text for more info!) 1. Gray Boi 2. Samurai 3. Cloud 4. The Orange Army Which is your favorite? #isopods #bioactive #snakes 040
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 12/08/2025Look at this little cutie in the snake terrarium! #snail #snake #bioactive #reptile 052
Reposted by Matt SmootRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 05/06/2025As LBJ said 60 years ago, freedom is not just opening the gates of opportunity. True freedom is ensuring everyone has the ability to walk through them. 11354241750
Reposted by Matt SmootDr. Manhattan @thenewthinker.bsky.social · 31/05/2025how it sounds arguing with die hard capitalists. 561854461
Reposted by Matt SmootZach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Bonus panel here: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/contro... #smbc 829945
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Tuba time! Brass quintet is always fun, but it's better with a big ol' organ. 040
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 06/05/2025El Solitario or "Terry" is rapidly earning the nickname "Scary Terry" - roughly 50 strikes at me, and although he's small, 2 or 3 have managed to break the skin! Hopefully this new hide I designed for him gives a dark corner he can feel safe in and help manage that aggression. #snakesky #snakes 050
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 16/04/2025New Colombia Rainbow Boa! His name is El Solitario, or "Terry", "Elso", or "Rio" for short! Or a million other stupid nicknames I'm sure he will be given. 060
Reposted by Matt SmootNathan Kalman-Lamb @nkalamb.bsky.social · 29/03/2025This is the text of the email just sent to hundreds of international students telling them that their visas have been revoked due to activism or social media posts. 14538191508
Reposted by Matt SmootSidney Morss @sidneymorss.bsky.social · 20/03/2025on the department of efficiency… or something like that… 26979228
Reposted by Matt SmootSantiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 16/03/2025Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well… 544222966122
Reposted by Matt SmootAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/03/2025Walz: "The idea that the secretary of education would not know what IDEA is -- individuals with disability in education act -- that's like your mechanic not knowing how to put air in your tire. And she's in charge of this nation's education progress. It is catastrophic." 735346509646
Reposted by Matt SmootLinuxrebel @linuxrebel.org · 11/03/2025So if MAGA is correct and X is under massive attack from Ukraine. Then there's only one course of action. Musk must immediately cede half of X's assets to Ukraine. And apologize for allowing themselves to be attacked. 662394561
Reposted by Matt SmootCALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 02/03/2025This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second. 20245395636862
Reposted by Matt Smootkate conger @kateconger.com · 28/02/2025How Elon Musk planned for DOGE: Our investigation found that he raised the idea in 2023, becoming fixated on gaining insider access to federal systems. By Dec., he chose USDS as a landing place, and future DOGE members began applying for jobs there. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/28/u...nytimes.comHow Elon Musk Executed His Takeover of the Federal Bureaucracy (Gift Article)The operation was driven with a frenetic focus by the billionaire, who channeled his resentment of regulatory oversight into a drastic overhaul of government agencies. 12827181418
Reposted by Matt SmootBlue Freedom Quest 💙🌊💙🌊 @bluefreedomquest.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Trump tabbed analyst under investigation as acting Social Security commissioner: report www.rawstory.com/trump-social...rawstory.comTrump tabbed analyst under investigation as acting Social Security commissioner: reportAn obscure data analyst who had been placed on leave as he was being investigated for allegedly violating privacy and tax laws, was saved by Donald Trump who then rewarded him by appointing him to act... 085
Reposted by Matt SmootEric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 20/02/2025New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge... 8114280116471
Reposted by Matt Smootemptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I've read most of the analyses of the DOGE 2025 "receipts" site. This, from NPR, is the best I've read so far. Some of what they claim to have cut haven't been cut, other "cuts" will incur costs down the road. NPR says DOGE has made $2B of cuts, not $55B. www.npr.org/2025/02/19/n...npr.orgDOGE released data about federal contract savings. It doesn't add upA new government tracker claims DOGE has saved billions from ending federal contracts. But an NPR analysis of the data finds the claimed savings don't add up. 24962042458
Reposted by Matt SmootThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 17/02/202560 MINUTES: “Utter nonsense. The most accountable aid agency in the world is USAID… DOGE fired their top 58 officials within an hour of arriving…” This was never about efficiency. Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DGLXa9r... 323187546885
Reposted by Matt Smoote.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 16/02/2025I feel like I'm going insane every time I see a media story about DOGE that doesn't also mention the fact that the Government Accountability Office exists and performs the exact function that DOGE pretends to, only in a credibly constitutional, non-partisan, and conflict-of-interest-free manner 173167744737
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Nice of the trending feature to put together a story so succinctly. 010
Reposted by Matt SmootShipwreck Dice @shipwreckdice.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Ahoy! I love all the details LEGO included on this build 😍 finished her up last night! #lego 041
Reposted by Matt SmootZoe Gardner @zoejardiniere.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Good morning to this man, and this man only #bbcqt 522214505931
Reposted by Matt SmootGov. Bob Ferguson @governorferguson.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Very proud to announce the Department of Health will now process all requests to change gender designation on birth certificates within three business days. Previously, there was as much as a 10 month wait. 28678541280
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 08/02/2025This little cutie came as a bonus in another set we got recently. #lego 020
Reposted by Matt SmootThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/02/2025It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only... 9292872260
Reposted by Matt SmootTexas Observer @texasobserver.org · 04/02/2025New today: Who wins and who loses with vouchers? PTA president Lenora Boulton interrogates the sinister profit motive behind dismantling Texas public schools.texasobserver.orgWho Really Benefits from School Vouchers?I do not pretend to know the motivation of Jeff Yass. But I do know that Mr. Yass is not a Texan, and I also know that Texas is not for sale. 914354
Reposted by Matt SmootEN World | D&D/TTRPG News & Reviews @enworldrpg.bsky.social · 28/01/2025D&D Adds Two New Books to 2025 Slate, Including New Eberron Book: Wizards of the Coast is adding two Dungeons & Dragons books to its 2025 slate, including Eberron: Forge of the Artificer in August and an unnamed mystery book in October. Eberron: Forge of the Artificer will include the… #ttrpg #dnddlvr.itD&D Adds Two New Books to 2025 Slate, Including New Eberron BookWizards of the Coast is adding two Dungeons & Dragons books to its 2025 slate, including Eberron: Forge of the Artificer in August and an unnamed mystery book in October. Eberron: Forge of the Artificer will include the revised Artificer class, several… 1319
Reposted by Matt SmootMatt Colville? @mattcolville.bsky.social · 12/01/2025The reason companies want to put AI in everything even though we actively hate it, is the same reason they were all in on Bitcoin, and crypto, and NFTs, and quantum computing. It's because these companies can no longer make the line go up selling us products. They've maxed out on that. 1643161
Reposted by Matt Smootthiiird person @thiiirdperson.com · 01/01/2025"are you in legal trouble?" opposite. i'm in legal paradise. I'm studying shangri law 1204
Reposted by Matt Smootandy™ @andylevy.net · 11/12/2024i’m definitely the best shopper in this dunning-kroger 8858110
Reposted by Matt SmootAri Marmell @mouseferatu.bsky.social · 01/12/2024So, speaking as a fully cis man who pays attention... No, supporting trans rights is NOT the reason we lost the election. Not even a little bit. But--and this is the important part... Even if that HAD been the reason we lost, IT WOULD STILL BE WRONG TO ABANDON THAT FIGHT. 512917
Matt Smoot @mattsmoot.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Don't know if I have room to hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity when it's all taken up by the choreography of Loathing. 010
Reposted by Matt SmootRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011. 5194120911256