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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
pluralistic.net/2026/10/03/f...
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Pluralistic: Economic probabilities for our grandchildren (03 Oct 2026) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was raped at a frat party. It’s a shockingly common experience and preventative interventions in college are way too late.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
<4 days> after Hegseth said Musk, Luckey and Gingrich (zero combined military experience) would run "Project Meridian" the defense department handed Anduril (Luckey) $2 billion in defense contracts. Blatant corrupt cronyism. I hate it here.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So it’s big tech using middle and working-class kids as guinea pigs and data sources
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Many parents who work in tech have already opted out — not just of Amira, but of the public school system entirely. Around 30% of K-12 students in San Francisco attend private schools, compared with 10% in Los Angeles, 8% in Sacramento, and 12% in San Diego.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
www.amiraoptoutsfps.com?ref=coyoteme...
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Amira Opt-Out SFPS
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We recalled the school board in 2021 over idiocy like this and we’ll do it again if we have to www.coyotemedia.org/sfusd-ai-ami...
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In Which I Decline to Let an AI Company Experiment on My Kid at School
Living in San Francisco means being a guinea pig for the tech industry — but I draw the line at my second-grader.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Karoline Leavitt isn't "fierce"—she's dishonest. And Karoline Leavitt isn't "nimble"—she shamelessly dodges both questions and the truth. She is the same type strenuously unhelpful liar Trump has always had for his press secretaries.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Listen to me on The Register's weekly Kettle podcast as I discuss the apocalyptic mindset of Anthropic's leadership, effective altruism, and other fun stuff. www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20...
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Anthropic says its IPO could herald the end of the world as we know it
Pay no attention to those more practical risks behind the curtain, which is exactly what we're doing on this week's Kettle
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The Register @theregister.com · 01/10/2026
Azure maintenance mess disrupts hybrid clouds, VPNs, cloudy VMware services
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Azure maintenance mess disrupts hybrid clouds, VPNs, cloudy VMware services
Microsoft broke its own cloud but isn’t sure how
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What he said: daringfireball.net/linked/2026/...
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Anthropic’s IPO Prospectus Is a Fucking Doozy
Link to: https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/anthropics-ipo-prospectus-shows-sweeping-ai-vision-surging-costs-2026-09-28/
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Garthtoons by Garth German @garthtoons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Look up “regulatory capture.” Follow for more cartoons!
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
'"AI" – chatbots that wake up, "set their own goals," and "spontaneously" start hacking servers – is fake. It doesn't have "a 10% chance of ending the human race." The Hugging Face hack isn't a mysterious, supernatural occurrence. It's a Python loop and a chatbot.' pluralistic.net/2026/09/12/g...
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Pluralistic: LLMs are real, AI is fake (12 Sep 2026) – Pluralistic: Daily links from Cory Doctorow
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The Register @theregister.com · 15/09/2026
Apple iPhone Duo makes developers think in folds
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Apple iPhone Duo makes developers think in folds
Cupertino's $2,000 foldable gives devs more screen, and more UI state to manage
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Can we talk about Eastern Washington state?
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Garthtoons by Garth German @garthtoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Great discussion and overview of this push for AI regulation, why the big companies want that, and how it could actually increase the risk of the US falling behind in the AI race. Also a measured talk on how much of a risk AI really is to human existence
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Garthtoons by Garth German @garthtoons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Great discussion, thanks for sharing.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you want to understand what all this killer AI talk is really about, @lot49.com @tobiasmann.bsky.social and @bvig.bsky.social had a helpful discussion on this week’s Kettle - listen here
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Now that our horses are off to the races, it’s vital to bolt the barn door. www.theregister.com/ai-and-ml/20...
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Big AI sets out its terms for regulatory capture and calls it ‘Pace the frontier’
Amodei, Altman, Nadella and Musk agree on how government can tame the monster they created
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Daniel Swain @weatherwest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fielding questions re: this article w/bizarre factual errors. First, there's no "Montecito County" in CA. Second, 2 fires are actually in *Monterey,* & 3rd in *Mendocino*. Third, 60k ac have *not* burned in either fictional Montecito nor real Mendocino.🤨
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Three Montecito County fires near Big Sur have burned nearly 60,000 acres
In Mendocino County, the total area burned by three fires grew to nearly 60,000 acres on Saturday.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have to wonder if any of these people had children and paid any attention to their brain development in the first five years. Maybe their nannies could teach them something about the actual miracle of human intelligence.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LLMs are interesting. They’re helpful in some cases. When I clean up an audio transcript, I no longer have to do a bunch of find-replace/delete commands; Gemini usually gets it mostly right by the third pass. But it’s not magic. None of this is magic or intelligence in any form.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The problem came when we allowed these companies to call probabilistic computer programs based on massive amounts of training data “AI,” which allowed everybody to project their favorite sci-fi movie or book onto them.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I feel like critical thinking has completely disappeared from the press and the tech industry. Is this like some Covid brain fog thing?
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fast food company: this one new menu item we helped popularize keeps poisoning people and we have no idea why. Better ban all similar menu items from all competitors until we can figure it out.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Plane company: This new kind of plane we’re pioneering keeps blowing up and we have no idea why. Solution: ban all competition and stall all development in the field until we can figure out why.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Car company: this totally new type of car we’re pioneering keeps blowing up and we have no idea why. The solution is to give us complete control over this nascent industry until we can figure it out.
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monkeyrotica @monkeyrotica.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Translation: Give us another hundred buhzillion dollars or we will release Ultron.
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Ultron: Everyone Creates The Thing They Dread
ALT: Ultron: Everyone Creates The Thing They Dread
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Feral T. Robot, Oil Swamp Utility Bot #7629 @feralrobots.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes, it is, but much more so in people's heads than in the computers.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It was commanded to achieve its goal by any means necessary. It has no concept of crime. The humans who programmed it do. They wanted this to happen so they could cry to Uncle Sam, “look scaaaaary, better ban everything that we don’t control!” Cmon soldier. Look beyond the obvious propaganda here.
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Camerado @dogsinautumn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s really bizarre how much of these guys’ priors are dependent on science fiction they themselves invented within the last 15 years. They’re extremely comfortable with massive leaps in reasoning because they assume they’re talking about the behavior of a god
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David Burbach 🇺🇸 @dburbach.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Given current prices, if AI ships me a kickass video card and new SSDs for free, I'll consider letting in nerd Nosferatu
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Most of the people commenting on AI now have next to no idea how AI works.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How it started: I think I’ll just wander down to the basement and see if I still have an international adapter… 90 minutes later:
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Matt Gorecki @goreckis.co · 11/09/2026
Has this just been market manipulation all along?
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gchance60.bsky.social @gchance60.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sounds like an Enron level audit is in order.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every media story written about obscure misinformation campaigns platforms them. Way more people heard about QAnon though the MSM. The only solace is that the mass-click-driven media model is dying fast, so the incentives to print the most outrageous examples are lessening.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe it’s like public works projects that end up 10x over budget and it’s way harder and more expensive than thought to build these things.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 11/09/2026
NVIDIA has sold about $535bn of gpus and associated gear (mostly GPUs) in the data center segment since the beginning of fy2023 (February 2022). If Microsoft only has 2gw or so, I think it’s unlikely anyone else is even close. Where are the GPUs?
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 11/09/2026
Holy shit. Bloomberg just verified one of my biggest scoops - that Microsoft only has 2gw of operational capacity. I had it at 1.993GW in prep for the story that @aishadown.bsky.social and I did for the guardian. Vindication! www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Brody Ford @BrodyFord
Lot of speculation out there about how many GPUs are actually deployed.
Today, Microsoft has about 2GW of Al-specific capacity live. around 17% of the total fleet.
Only about 2 gigawatts of the company's current 12-gigawatt capacity is centered on Al-specific chips, the people said. This is expected to grow to about a third of the 38 gigawatts Microsoft plans to have online in 2032, they said.
Brody Ford @BrodyFord_ • 23h
scoop: Microsoft is planning a massive expansion of its data center fleet to 38 gigawatts. $msft w/ @mattmday bloomberg.com/news/features/...
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 11/09/2026
It takes 0.0001 seconds to realise the AI-bros are lying about "extinction risk" as a marketing trick, given how none of them seem bothered about the deadly fossil fuels they've become obsessed with using to power their data centres.
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Bertha Coombs @berthacoombs.cnbc.com · 11/09/2026
A friend called 9/11 the Pearl Harbor of our age. In this day and age, especially, let’s remember the bravery, the kindness and the grace so many showed that day. We saw the best in us, in the face of the worst of humanity.
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember how the flights were forced to land in Canada and how wonderful the Canadian people treated us? I do. The fucking lunatic in the White House does not.
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Our CMS was Visual Source Safe. We were creating and editing content but there was no way to post it on the site. Somebody overheard an investor yell at the CEO through closed doors, “then you might as well sell the servers back to the investment bank.” Left in October 2001. Company gone in April.
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Sunny @flynndreno.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
These guys want to pretend they’re working on the Atomic bomb so badly.
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Teeg Dougland @arobertbitter.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They must really be having trouble getting that IPO ready. I notice no S-1 yet. Quick! Start freaking out about Skynet!
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Matt Rosoff @mattrosoff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They want the media to whip up a fear frenzy so politicians will pass laws regulating the other players who threaten their very fragile dominance. “Now that our horse is off to the races, lock the barn door.”
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emergentempire.bsky.social @emergentempire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Look, if you knew what me and my fellow Gaters knew about what the Nibiruians have planned once Hale-Bopp passes you wouldn't think it's so funny!
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babsbeaty @babsbeaty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I swear all these people have a super villain fetish. Delusions of grandeur + narrow world view + self-hatred = I’m going down and taking you all with me. It’s inevitable.
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