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Matt Morain

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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 13h
This is literally a scene from starship troopers wtf
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Andy Boyle @andymboyle.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
remember when you used to have a computer in one room and you’d go to that room for computer time and then you were done with computer time and your brain worked properly
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-th…
‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit
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Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 30/09/2026
Werner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You’re not going to believe the custom patch my partner bought me earlier this year.
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Kate Armstrong @brainchain.ca · 30/09/2026
Notebook but make it 90s Taco Bell
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate that I miss when ads were for actual things and not just AI and gambling and *wink* not gambling.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The specificity of line-by-line Jenny McCarthy is 🤌
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Billions of bats take to the skies on Christmas Eve to deliver presents to children around the world. (Each child gets one bat.)
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jeanage Mutant Ninja Turtles
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did Minecraft ever pay Busta Rhymes residuals for using his “hmmm” sound from Light Your Ass On Fire (2003) as the default Villager voice
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My man.
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@mattufford.bsky.social I’ve long been a convert to the Yahoo! Sports app over ESPN, thanks to your evangelizing. And in my mind, that means you have some kind of pull with them over there, so can we get the PWHL added for the upcoming season?
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Now let's do the numbers (ratio)
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfect. Just chef’s kiss execution.
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sabot.blog @sabot.blog · 25/09/2026
This week's update is finally up. It was late because, ironically, I've been sick all week.
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What’s the divorce rate for people who got engaged at a MBMaM live show? 
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wheel wheel wheel if it isn’t a tricycle.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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https://apnews.com/article/openai-safety-ai-framework-089e75b95bc935af092da7b79d92706d
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Godzilla Minus Zero Plus Visible Hog”
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think it's a Golden Corral type thing across the South.
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Shoney’s Ohtani
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Scared my geriatric dog off the bed by cackling at “Big Parma? I think the Snackler family should be in prison.” open.spotify.com/episode/3BlP...
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Liquids (w/ Josh Gondelman, Sean Jordan & David Gborie)
All Fantasy Everything · Episode
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The last one is what’s known as “Missouri Labor Day” in fashion circles
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made that up but it’s a plausible as anything written about or by agents. AI ain’t got shit on me.
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fun fact: Carl Hewitt, the computer scientist and so-called “father of agentic,” is said to have come up with the idea while waiting for his gumball to come out of one of these media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...
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Season 3 Hbo GIF by Animals - Find & Share on GIPHY
GIPHY image by Animals
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know that some people don't think these types of things are important but I really do. Cultural change precedes political change. When you don't have the culture, it's more difficult to win politically or to sustain political wins. newrepublic.com/post/215697/...
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MAGA Festival With Kid Rock Canceled After No One Wanted to Go
The “Freedom Fest” is no longer happening after dismal ticket sales.
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It’s a Cackalacky Christmas miracle!
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey shut up
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who is the greatest Stephen—or Steven or Steve or Steph or Stefon or any other variation—of the last 100 years?
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Pacific Rim Drift
ALT: Pacific Rim Drift
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thought you meant all at once and was looking forward to the absolute curse of a year that would’ve been
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
See also: Kyle Kinane, “Shocks & Struts” track 03.
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 19/09/2026
Look what I just received in the mail!
Me holding a galley copy of KILL CURRENT, written by me under the pen name Oliver Lowe
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Garage door industry? Has its ups and downs.
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Paul Revere-ass skeet
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Jason Shafterton” is an A+ name.
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 17/09/2026
NEW: We spent months investigating a little-known media startup called Brown Brothers Media, which buys legit news sites and turns them into AI-powered zombie content farms What blew my mind was its traffic -- it appears to be getting more readers than NPR or CBS News futurism.com/artificial-i...
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How Three Brothers Built an AI Slop Empire by Buying Legitimate News Sites and Turning Them Into Zombie Content Farms That They Say Get 50 Million Page Views per Month
Brown Brothers Media is a media empire raking in millions of clicks with AI, fake writers, and plagiarism.
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Matt Morain @mattmorain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A character who doesn’t act until forced to and then sticks to the script is an EdPC.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/09/2026
Americans Dredge Up Last Remaining Reserves Of Grief theonion.com/americans-dredge-up-la…
Americans Dredge Up Last Remaining Reserves Of Grief
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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 09/09/2026
So, I have some news: deadline.com/2026/09/kean...
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Keanu Reeves To Star In 'Kill Current,' Produce Under New Two Dragonflies Label
Keanu Reeves is set to star in and produce 'Kill Current,' a thriller marking the first project to emerge from his new label Two Dragonflies.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 08/09/2026
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.

A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.
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