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Today at the movies there was an ad for the provincial lotto commission that said you can download their app and play casino games at home and I’d like to say that I have to illegally buy American cigarettes from Singapore. Not even flavoured ones just Marlboro reds.

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Resident Evil is the stupidest movie of the year, ten stars

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lula just outlawed Kalshi et al. Lord, I seen what you've done for others-

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ok so is Michael’s nickname Slick, does he call everyone slick, is Tone Loc talking about Waingrow, I’ve never followed this plot point and I have watched it like seventy times. Why would he say ‘this slick guy is no joke’ but he means a guy who calls OTHER people slick

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gonna be great being in the top 5% of intelligence on this planet while it’s on fire

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jon Bernthal: lemme tell you somethin Kyle Chandler: now lemme tell you somethin Jon Bernthal: lemme tell you somethin Kyle Chandler: now lemme tell you somethin Jon Bernthal: lemme tell you somethin man Kyle Chandler: now I’m gonna tell you somethin Jon Bernthal: let me tell you something please

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can you imagine actually doing something good for the world instead of whining about twitch streamers

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Coughing like a dog that swallows sea water

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Stop posting about sports again I swear to god I can’t do another six months of this

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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 20/09/2026

a waymo stopped completely perpendicular on sunset boulevard lol

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dumb as dogshit country, I’m gonna run ‘shaking keys’ in the next election

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

His ass better have a Dutch accent or something

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

These are all character designs in Double Dragon

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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I hate this stupid prick so much

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I am also pulling out of Ed Sheeran

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sounds like that party should try and win those votes then I suppose

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Lanterns is great and James Gunn may have some misfires but his ‘script first before green light’ policy, if it is in fact real, is the most basic and yet impossibly high bar for film and tv. If the script is there that’s 70% of the work the rest is luck

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sure a politician could be triangulating and isn’t actually a bigot. But that makes them stupid. You want your options to be either stupid or bigot

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My new job’s POS makes me insane because it’s literally DOS and is impossible to use intuitively because it’s designed for computer programmers in 1993 but it also means AI bullshit will never be forced on us because it…can’t be. So. Silver lining

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

If there are more than two cut scenes per half hour of gameplay I get annoyed. If those cut scenes are longer than one minute I am made insane. Why don’t these people just make movies

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A 9/11 object I wish I still had: it was picture day for us in 10th grade and for years we still had the photo array of options for my photo because in one, I am looking off camera because someone just turned on a tv and I’m watching 9/11 happen

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I have to assume Point Grey want to make The Muppet Show and Disney does not

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The app that my job uses to track our schedule lets you borrow against your future paycheck. Don’t like that one bit

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I am going to become Gene Hackman in Enemy of the State I guess

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Buying guitars, working in a guitar store, learning more about guitars than I did in the previous 30, years of playing guitars, playing guitar on my debut album, so yeah I’m pretty diversified here

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This thing is gonna launch JD into the stratosphere like an acme product

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

LLM’s are the leaded gasoline of the 21st century. Just remains to be seen how long we tolerate it

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I mean it was never a conspiracy theory lol

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

LLM’s are random number generators and nothing more so if you think it’s sentient you should go to the hospital

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The science fiction writer who created the Green Lantern oath, Alfred Bester, was the son of two Jewish immigrants

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