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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If you download bulk bios for the original NES for your emulator there are dozens of ‘hacked’ Mario brothers games where it’s Mario but his dick is flopping out and the koopa’s are dicks and the plants are dicks. That’s what this is

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Silver Bullet might low key be one of my favourite Stephen King adaptations this movie slaps

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Found out my Dad has a burner flip phone just to call his cell phone when he loses it

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

just put on the 4k of Cutter’s Way We used to make things in this country

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026

sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He’s maybe the most tone deaf rock star of all time he very clearly cannot sing

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don’t have a lot of sympathy for anyone still working for the New York Times so I mean good luck but fuck you

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Labyrinth, the part with the hands. Still can’t watch that fucking movie

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

‘I’m walkin here’ ass post

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I don’t think I have the background to get into the psychosexual aspects of this but that’s definitely a part of it

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Probably the most cutting thing someone can say to you while being correct

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Doing little silent movie bits to avoid slight embarrassment is like 90% of my week

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A shockingly large swath of Burt Reynolds career, even and especially his big hits, are ‘wow that movie sucked, 5 stars’

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/09/2026

out on the road today I saw a wojack sticker on a cybertruck

cybertruck with a bumper sticker of the NPC meme that says ROCKET MAN BAD

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

lol what a joke this paper is now

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This is always my fucking question. Where am I hearing music against my will? Grocery store plays 80s hits and I don’t go to bars

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When cats start doing this you’re supposed to take them to the vet

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This discourse always drives me insane. Where do you think I, a 40 year old, am hearing music against my will? If you say ‘grocery store’ the grocery store hasn’t played a song newer than 25 years old in two decades

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A plague o’er both your fucking houses

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

America really thinks they’re still the center of the universe

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The only reason I’ve ever heard of this person is through articles. I am currently recording a country record

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today at the movies there was an ad for the provincial lotto commission that said you can download their app and play casino games at home and I’d like to say that I have to illegally buy American cigarettes from Singapore. Not even flavoured ones just Marlboro reds.

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How much extra was it to get his hair on there I need to know

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Resident Evil is the stupidest movie of the year, ten stars

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Gonna be the year of magical pain sister

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position

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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Lula just outlawed Kalshi et al. Lord, I seen what you've done for others-

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ok so is Michael’s nickname Slick, does he call everyone slick, is Tone Loc talking about Waingrow, I’ve never followed this plot point and I have watched it like seventy times. Why would he say ‘this slick guy is no joke’ but he means a guy who calls OTHER people slick

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gonna be great being in the top 5% of intelligence on this planet while it’s on fire

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Jon Bernthal: lemme tell you somethin Kyle Chandler: now lemme tell you somethin Jon Bernthal: lemme tell you somethin Kyle Chandler: now lemme tell you somethin Jon Bernthal: lemme tell you somethin man Kyle Chandler: now I’m gonna tell you somethin Jon Bernthal: let me tell you something please

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Can you imagine actually doing something good for the world instead of whining about twitch streamers

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Coughing like a dog that swallows sea water

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Stop posting about sports again I swear to god I can’t do another six months of this

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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 20/09/2026

a waymo stopped completely perpendicular on sunset boulevard lol

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

At one point Reacher says no competent shooter would believe the Warren Report. I love him so much

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One Shot is good too but the Tom cruise movie adapted it pretty faithfully so if you’ve seen it it’s pretty familiar but the rest are amazing

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The first 5 or 6 are all straight fucking bangers but that one’s up there

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dumb as dogshit country, I’m gonna run ‘shaking keys’ in the next election

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

His ass better have a Dutch accent or something

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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me

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M.G McIntyre @mattmcdiz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

These are all character designs in Double Dragon

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