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Matilda Flapweezer

@mattieflap.bsky.social
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Headmistress at the House of Wangs. Married. Mom. Multi-faceted. Pittsburgh dweller and anything but normal. She/her.

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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 3h
Wordle 1,931 4/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I know it took 4 guesses but I’m kind of proud of this one.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Marvel is still expecting me to care in the least?
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wacky snapdragons for Wednesday.
Four snapdragon flowers on a stem. They are mostly white with magenta streaks and dots and the bottom part of each flower has some yellow.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There was a lot of damn roadkill to dodge on the road today. WTF.
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Anna O. @greenacresanna.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Perhaps you should have looked at it more carefully” is Minnesotan for “you’re a repugnant, incompetent idiot but thank you for displaying it in front of god and everyone”.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My neighbor’s oak tree is starting to put on a show.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Strands #940 “Have a heart” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵🔵 This was hella easy for me. 🤣🤣
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My child BUILT a random number generator (1-6) in his digital electronics class. High school is way cooler than when I went to school 30-mumble years ago at a tiny Catholic school.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Muting keywords is saving my ass from Neagley spoilers. I finally had to mute the word after the second time I had ran across info I didn’t want. Who knew that would be the show that was hard to avoid spoilers for?
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Spooky rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com · 27/09/2026
Sunday zen: the falls on the Pawtuxet, Pawtuxet Village, Cranston/Warwick Rhode Island
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wordle 1,926 2/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I have absolutely no clue how that happened. I’m barely awake.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m so addled I left my phone at the diner this morning. Chris has to go back and get it. 😑
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Flu vax ✅ Covid Vax ✅
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday to all who celebrate! I'm manifesting fall weather with this bouquet of zinnias in a bright fall palette.
Large bouquet of zinnia flowers in shades of bright pink, saturated orange, gold, and peach. Many of the flowers have reddish pink centers and yellow florets. They are wrapped in brown paper.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wordle 1,924 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟨⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 … I have no clue how that happened.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Attention @katrinaravioli.bsky.social
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
10:30 am and already thinking about lunch.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“And for extra measure, I admit it was a pleasure I said, Sorry I’m still not mollified And I laid a little spell on them. You too, son. That your family tree Would always be A barren one.” Time for the cow as white as 🥛, the cape as red as🩸, the hair as yellow as 🌽, the slipper as pure as gold.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh. Oh my.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is how my mother with late stage dementia looks. This is disgraceful. I think McConnell is an evil man but the way he’s being trotted out like this is gross.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The purple category of today’s connections was 🐂💩.
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The Gil-Monster @thegilmonster.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nothing released in 2026 has me smiling harder than this album. It's the story of Bill the Pony from LORD OF THE RINGS sung with black metal and chiptune. I hope this cheers you up. Now if you'll excuse me, I must now immediately play this as I have talked about it.
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Lammoth - Onward (Full album, 2026) | Blackgaze
YouTube video by Antifascist Black Metal Network
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Bouba's Delivery Service @fernmonkey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I saw this lovely sunset in Galway.
Sunset over a canal in Galway
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Quoting my own post to bring you this affirmation which made me smile big. www.instagram.com/reel/DdfhP-0...
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
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Nicki @badgerreader.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colonel Angus always does it for me youtu.be/3l2oi-X8P38?...
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Colonel Angus Comes Home - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quote post this with something you find uplifting, silly, funny, joyful, or otherwise good. Give me pets, funny vids, a meme. I don’t care. BlueSky is depressing. JOY PLEASE. I’ll start. youtu.be/deJ9lpNBZUA?...
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That Mitchell and Webb Look - Posh Dancing
YouTube video by fanvideos4u
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The university my kid is going to be attending uses an Eagle as their mascot. Every time I see something about him being an Eagle in the packets of info, I think of this. Without fail.
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Scrubs JD and Turk's Iconic Eagle Moment
ALT: Scrubs JD and Turk's Iconic Eagle Moment
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So is living in late stage capitalism where everything is bad and joy is tenuous.
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I DO remember. 🗓️
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This lush passed out with his bottle of beer.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
September 21st again.
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Earth Wind & Fire - Do You Remember September?
ALT: Earth Wind & Fire - Do You Remember September?
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Drop something medical
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Muppets Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and Rowlf Laughing
ALT: Muppets Miss Piggy, Fozzie Bear, and Rowlf Laughing
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Amie Gillingham @aimkag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The dahlias are starting to bloom again 🌸
I think this one is Salish Pink? It’s a very pale pink dahlia with a Slightly darker middle that just opened yesterday
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s really too bad this dog can’t ever make himself comfortable.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wordle 1,917 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Connections Puzzle #1195 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 Strands #929 “Shake on it” 🟡🔵🔵🔵 🔵🔵 I have peaked for the day
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The last couple of weeks have been a lot of mental load/invisible work on my part and I am just absolutely fucking exhausted. I don’t want anyone to need anything from me right now and yet… someone always needs something
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just ordered my kid’s cap and gown. 🥹
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Spooky rail enthusiast wife Daria @dariaphoebe.com · 16/09/2026
Wednesday zen: Kesley Creek, Mercer Slough Nature Park, Bellevue Washington
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ProTip from the work trenches: if you enjoy pleasure of the backdoor variety (no judgment!), please, for the sake of your own embarrassment, two words: FLARED BASES.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jamie just told his therapist about his acceptance to Embry-Riddle and she was SO excited for him. 🥰
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wordle 1,914 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Damn.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A few dahlias for Monday.
Several pink dahlia flowers that are each perfectly circular with even rows of dense small rounded petals. Each flower is a few shades of pink and the centers of some are still closed.
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the technical meteorology term for 80° weather with 93% humidity is "grody".
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
These three dahlias are each larger than my face.
Three dinner plate dahlia flowers in a vessel. One is bright reddish pink and the other two are gold with an undertone of rust/orange. All three have lots of long petals in a shape that looks like flames.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What’s your sign?
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“We don’t serve cowtippers in the morning. Freedom toast is a possibility” #namethatmovie
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
HOLY SHIT ON A SHINGLE, HE GOT ACCEPTED ALREADY!!!
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holy shit.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's a Monday of a Tuesday, so please enjoy some zinnias.
A bouquet of a dozen or so zinnia flowers in shades of peach, gold, bright pink and orange.
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