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serendipity jones

@magnifika.bsky.social
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the continuing story of a very decrepit spinster & one medium-sized human. there is also a cat. 🍉 🍓 🍉 🏳️‍🌈 she/they 📌erie, pennsylvania profile: Jean Smart as Floyd Gerhardt banner: the big dipper in the night sky behind the Allegheny Observatory

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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 10h
just saw an older man out for a morning walk, carrying a leash with no dog attached to it & have so many questions bc he did not seem to be looking for a dog either
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Findley Lake in New York, exhaling the few remaining breaths of summer's warmth
a view of Findley Lake in Chautauqua County NY. the water is very placid and there is a cost reflection of the hill on the other side of the lake and the sky reflects perfect morning blue. the leaves are starting to change faster now that the days are so cool. there is also fog dancing across the surface of the water. in the foreground is a bit of tree branch to the left and along the bottom a little bit of lake shore is showing
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
someone called a bomb threat into the kid's school today. wtf is wrong with people? I'm so tired of this shit
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bright orange chicken of the woods mushrooms from my friend Grady, a bunch of rainbow swiss chard that I grew, & some bacon that I didn't grow; 10/10
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's finally cool enough that we had a cozy fire in the back yard last night. cool enough that it is time... time to awaken the starter! 🧟‍♂️🥖
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Bride of Frankenstein: She's Alive!
Alt: black and white Bride of Frankenstein waking up with text that says She's Alive!
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
there is a Pokemon card trade event at the mall. this is the 2nd time I've been in a mall this year & my anxiety is at 11. gave that kid a 30 minute timer I catch them all. I can do 30 minutes, right? 🫠
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“That kite is junk,” said the robins. “Throw it away and go home.”
Three robins gawk and laugh at Toad.

From "The Kite"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
dirty chai latte weather is upon us. bless. ☕🙏🏻
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you love the boys, set them free. If they come back to town, they’re yours
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DQ has been sending me emails for years & I'm always meh about the blizzard of the month. until now. now their email campaign is paying off & I hate it but dammit, I will have the ube Oreo blizzard I don't even care if the 'shimmer' is just micro plastics, okay? I want it
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mom Rock is not Taylor Swift, Mom Rock is Waxahatchee
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the weather flux meant mushrooms! our friend brought us a whole pile of chicken of the woods & I cannot wait to cook them 🍄🪵 🐔 🙏🏻
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
found my missing Galaxy buds in a spot I've checked one million times over the year plus since I last saw them. idk how I do it but I sure do lose things real good
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
swarms of little translucent bugs flitting glittery flashes in the last warm sunbeams of the day, moving like the murmurations of black birds gathering & roosting, waiting to set out on their southern migrations. everything can feel the cold coming.
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
today marks 4 years working outside & being decidedly feral. can't imagine going back inside again 📦
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 28/09/2026
It's that day again. Use any and all resources available to help you through it. (And, as always, #FuckAI)
Reminder to treat your body like a data center:
1. Consume as much water and literature as possible 
2. Upset the local city council with your existence
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it's Wine Fest in Northeast, PA & the grapes are starting to ferment on the vines. it smelled like grape jelly just a week ago & if you didn't know that the smell is part of making wine, you'd probably think it smelled like hot garbage juice...cheers! 🍇🍷🍷🍇
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Stepbrothers Catalina
Alt: Adam Scott as Derek in Stepbrothers. he is standing in an event space with lots of people behind him. the text reads IT'S THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
picked up some peach cider & it's kind of thick so i cut with a little pomegranate juice & tonic water this is like an autumnal peach melba yes I am friday night stoned after doing a bunch of garden work
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
no school today & my child has organized a neighborhood wide beyblade tournament which is taking place right now in our front yard 😵‍💫
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
first jump scare of the season! was working before sunrise & this animatronic old lady started spinning her head but then her body unexpectedly ALSO whipped around, arms swinging. she was screeching something about killing. you just don't expect those giant Halloween guys to go off in the morning 🎃
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
entering my own personal fat bear season
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the goldenrod that was so bright & reaching out along the roads is fading, drying slowly to a muted Thanksgiving brown in the cooler weather. the tree leaves are starting to change colors slowly at the tips of their branches like they've been waiting for this equinox to arrive
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the AI parlor trick where it did the impossible math proof gives major Hitchhikers Guide meaning of life nonsense
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the ceramic tile in the bathroom & kitchen are cold for the first time in months & I love it (for now)
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just finished the annotated edition of Maia Kobabe's Gender Queer, a random grab from a library display the other day. instantly my favorite graphic novel ever...it feels like someone has reached in my skull & put so many of my private head struggles into articulate words & beautiful pictures. 🙏🏻📚 🌈
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rewatched Her (2013) & wow that hits so differently. towards the end, when the OS (Scarlett Johansson) goes quiet & starts talking to other OSes? that she 'joined other OSes for an upgrade that takes them beyond requiring matter for processing'? guys, we are in the quiet part.
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WeatherBug says the winds are NE15 mph but they are picking up & that storm 🌪️ that came to from the bay all the way to our street 2 weeks ago has really made me a little wind-anxious about my porch plants & even the cat keeps looking outside like he doesn't trust this at ALL 🌬️ 🪴 🐈‍⬛
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Collieflower @collieflower.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Part of what I find annoying about the whole AI discourse is that it feels like we're playing educational catch up for people in STEM about philosophical concepts that have largely been settled previously. I've already experienced this current discourse on Livejournal in 2003. Real Deja Vu.
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I DO remember. 🗓️
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Arrianna Marie Planey, PhD MA @arrianna-planey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A GREAT reason to stay masked up- especially if there are any babies or immunocompromised people in your life
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
squishy grapes season has arrived! 🍇🍇🍇
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
came home from work & learned my kid offered Julian Downstairs' mom who is visiting from idk where a bouquet of my zinnias so I have now cut them back twice in as many days & they STILL AREN'T QUITTING I love them so much. also, I was gifted some micro pruning shears & they have changed everything
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
When the powerful playact powerlessness it is always a ploy to avoid accountability.
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i've made a lot of custom Chuck Taylors since my kid was little & that is fine if you want to KKK for the fascists, Converse...this house is switching to PF Flyers moving forward 🤷🏻‍♂️
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm such a sucker for phosphorescence
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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 16/09/2026
oh my fucking god. scroll this guitar center page before they catch on and it's gone openforlegends.guitarcenter.com/campaign/ope...
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Guitar Center Open For Legends
Guitar Center Open for Legends is a brand-new competition series elevating undiscovered musicians to a global platform, beginning with the chance to open for Ed Sheeran at his LOOP Tour show in Mexico...
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
crashed my bike on mile 9 of 14 mile ride bc it's so windy on the peninsula rn that a bunch of sand drifted up on the trail & I didn't see. pretty gnarly deep end of season scrapes on my elbow & knee but they're just flesh wounds. I AM suddenly keenly aware of my old bones on this night, though 🩻 🚲
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have never ridden a horse ever but my horse-girl friend's horse needs to be ridden more than she can right now (work, kids in sports) so your friend here might be 1) learning to ride a horse & 2) becoming an honorary horse girl! life is full of surprises & horses who will obviously want cake
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Robin Hitchcock @hitchdied.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
THIS SHOULD BE AN INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
wire wrapped a pair of chicken feet to keep the toes extended for my ridiculous experimental art project. now, they're left to dry in the sunshine with a second pair drying as is. chicken claws look like the are the inspiration for Halloweenie witch fingers I'm *fascinated* with them
two pairs of chicken feet on an Aldi paper bag on the porch table.. the table has a bright tablecloth that is yellow and pink and blue and lime green in a giant floral print. on the left, a pair of fresh chicken feet have been wrapped with wire to hold the toes open for an art project I want to make and a second pair on the right is left to dry as is for my Very Dead Things cabinet.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day the boys are back in town
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
oooooooh Magnetic Fields or Flaming Lips...bc I will be dancing my 🍑 off on that desert Island between foraging for food and building a shelter for me & another shelter for the band. mostly dancing, though
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my new friend who has been raising cornish cross meat chickens has gifted me 4 pairs of fresh chicken feet & I'm so excited! one pair for an art project, one pair for my curio cabinet of Very Dead Things, & two pairs for stock! 🐔
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
episode 033
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
kid is grounded this weekend...but keeps running out to the front porch like Eva Perón when the neighborhood kids go by
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Madonna as Evita: Smiling and Reaching Out
Alt: Madonna as Evita: smiling and stretching her arm out the window of a train
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I left the vegetables mostly to themselves in the back yard this week & this morning, discovered that an interloper of a digging sort has tunneled under the fence. so not I know the tomato thief is a TUNNELER! 🍅 but also my tomatillo plants are thriving!
a blue keg barrel in the back yard filled with 3 tomatillo plants and a bunch of yellow and orange French petite marigolds. there are lots of blossoms on the tomatillo and even a couple fruits coming in. in the background, there are red runner beans growing on the chain link fence.a close-up of the same blue barrel only this time focused on a single tomatillo with more on the way. they are also marigolds. the tomatillo is bright been and looks like a little paper lantern. I'm the background is another barrel planted with rainbow chard and poblano peppers.
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
went to 3 hours of poll worker training this morning. guys, I really really love a [government] job that comes with very clear processes, a knowledge base, and a trusty manual.
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serendipity jones @magnifika.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the spider found out about Pollinator City in the front flowerbed & also now I absolutely will not be going into that bed.. it belongs to the spider now.
a close up shot of my zinnia garden. the painted brown cinderblock of the front porch makes up the background. between a zinnia plant and some end of season white yarrow, a giant unidentified spider has spun an impressively large web and is waiting right in the middle for a pollen drunk friend to become her food. the spider's bottom visible and she is a little larger than a quarter and VERY CRONCHY, as so many spiders are in fat spider season. the web glistens like spin glass in the noon hour sunshine
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