Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 10hPrecious Things - Tori Amos. Brave - Sara Bareillis 010
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 15hI don’t mean to brag but I made perfect bacon with our breakfast this morning. 060
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026It was busy but it really wasn’t terrible. Also, it’s not like we had a choice - it just happened to be there on our roadtrip. It wasn’t like we were getting another chance. 000
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So he is one of the four Purple Hearts on the side of the plane, then. 110
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I got a bunch of stuff. Including Beaver Nuggets. I had a brisket sandwich that was delicious. 210
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Who has two thumbs and saw life size X-wing and Tie fighter? This gal. 1190
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Made a beeline when we got to that gallery! 140
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I also have this problem - in both shorts AND overalls. 110
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Haaaaa! I have a lot of those that are on that clothes line…. 000
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026All of my birds have made it home to the nest and all cars are where they belong. Construction continues at 7:21 pm. 060
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Is mercury in retrograde? Are we under some kind of planetary alignment? Did the simulation get messed with? Today has been STUPID in almost every way. 380
Reposted by Matilda FlapweezerFlowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Gaura flower for Thursday. 🌱 181
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you live on the west side of Pittsburgh, avoid the Crafton/Ingram area at all costs. Every road is under construction and you cannot escape. If you manage to escape, you cannot get home again. Good luck. 130
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh E. Please don’t re-traumatize yourself for the sake of a class reunion. If it might be healing, that’s one thing. But if it’s not, feel no guilt about skipping. 020
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yet another set of Christian influencers arrested for abusing their kid - the dad for not being able to keep it in his pants, the Mom for knowing and doing nothing. It’s a cult. It’s just a fucking cult. And every cult ends with sexual abuse. 030
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yes. His head could be 25% smaller and his features would fit perfectly. 130
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Is it just me or do his facial features look too small for the size of his head? Just me? 130
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Oh that’s a new one on me. I’ve heard of chest retractions but not that one. Horrifying. 000
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The only time I have experienced this was when Jamie broke his arm and was transferred from Passavant to Children’s via ambulance. 000
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Katrina, I completely missed all of this last night. Please let me know if you, the pets, or the other kids need anything. 000
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I think if the state tries to execute you twice in succession and you survive, then it should be deemed that your sentence has been carried out and you should be released. I am also against the death penalty. 020
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Gabapentin is fucking EVIL. I hate that drug. 110
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Lily is reduced to popping out babies one after the other. And the most cliche of all - Barney is suddenly cured of his misogyny by the arrival of his daughter. Just highlighting that men can’t see women as human unless given a personal connection. 010
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026All of it! You spend so many seasons waiting for Ted to get over Robin. And he FINALLY does it - only to undo it all in 20 min in the finale. We spent an entire season at Robin and Barney’s wedding - only for them to divorce in 5 min in the finale. We get zero time with The Mother. 200
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Always and forever, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. The finale of that show enrages me to this day. 120
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Clearly I am exhausted. “Mail $10 worth of cookies.” 000
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I spent $25 to ma $10 with of cookies to my Mom. WTF. 100
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you think gas and food are expensive, try mailing something at USPS. Goddamn. 180
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 05/10/20266 x6 beams are easy to get. 8 x 8 - not so much. 110
Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Y’all would not believe what a PITA it is to source an 8in x 8in pressure treated beam. Good gravy. 120