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Matilda Flapweezer

@mattieflap.bsky.social
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Headmistress at the House of Wangs. Married. Mom. Multi-faceted. Pittsburgh dweller and anything but normal. She/her.

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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 10h
Precious Things - Tori Amos. Brave - Sara Bareillis
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 11h
Have you ever seen a more spoiled dog?
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 12h
Well shit
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 15h
I don’t mean to brag but I made perfect bacon with our breakfast this morning.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It was busy but it really wasn’t terrible. Also, it’s not like we had a choice - it just happened to be there on our roadtrip. It wasn’t like we were getting another chance.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So he is one of the four Purple Hearts on the side of the plane, then.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I got a bunch of stuff. Including Beaver Nuggets. I had a brisket sandwich that was delicious.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An experience, to be sure.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They have a kick ass brisket sandwich.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have now experienced a Buc-ee’s
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who has two thumbs and saw life size X-wing and Tie fighter? This gal.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WE’RE THE GINGERS OF THE UNIVERSE
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is that your Dad n the signage?
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We don’t talk about them.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Made a beeline when we got to that gallery!
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I danced under that name in college.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The things you see on road trips….
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Me too!
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I also have this problem - in both shorts AND overalls.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Haaaaa! I have a lot of those that are on that clothes line….
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
CONGRATS!!!!!
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
All of my birds have made it home to the nest and all cars are where they belong. Construction continues at 7:21 pm.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is mercury in retrograde? Are we under some kind of planetary alignment? Did the simulation get messed with? Today has been STUPID in almost every way.
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Flowers Georg @pantalonesfuego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gaura flower for Thursday. 🌱
Bright magenta gaura flower. It has several small petals and darker spikes in the middle.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, yeah.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you live on the west side of Pittsburgh, avoid the Crafton/Ingram area at all costs. Every road is under construction and you cannot escape. If you manage to escape, you cannot get home again. Good luck.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Duluth Trading Company.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
EXCELLENT!
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh E. Please don’t re-traumatize yourself for the sake of a class reunion. If it might be healing, that’s one thing. But if it’s not, feel no guilt about skipping.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
NEWP.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yet another set of Christian influencers arrested for abusing their kid - the dad for not being able to keep it in his pants, the Mom for knowing and doing nothing. It’s a cult. It’s just a fucking cult. And every cult ends with sexual abuse.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yes. His head could be 25% smaller and his features would fit perfectly.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is it just me or do his facial features look too small for the size of his head? Just me?
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh that’s a new one on me. I’ve heard of chest retractions but not that one. Horrifying.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OMG. Hospitals are so fucking noisy.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only time I have experienced this was when Jamie broke his arm and was transferred from Passavant to Children’s via ambulance.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Katrina, I completely missed all of this last night. Please let me know if you, the pets, or the other kids need anything.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think if the state tries to execute you twice in succession and you survive, then it should be deemed that your sentence has been carried out and you should be released. I am also against the death penalty.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gabapentin is fucking EVIL. I hate that drug.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lily is reduced to popping out babies one after the other. And the most cliche of all - Barney is suddenly cured of his misogyny by the arrival of his daughter. Just highlighting that men can’t see women as human unless given a personal connection.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All of it! You spend so many seasons waiting for Ted to get over Robin. And he FINALLY does it - only to undo it all in 20 min in the finale. We spent an entire season at Robin and Barney’s wedding - only for them to divorce in 5 min in the finale. We get zero time with The Mother.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Always and forever, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER. The finale of that show enrages me to this day.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clearly I am exhausted. “Mail $10 worth of cookies.”
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I spent $25 to ma $10 with of cookies to my Mom. WTF.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you think gas and food are expensive, try mailing something at USPS. Goddamn.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
6 x6 beams are easy to get. 8 x 8 - not so much.
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DAMMIT
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Matilda Flapweezer @mattieflap.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Y’all would not believe what a PITA it is to source an 8in x 8in pressure treated beam. Good gravy.
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