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Matthew Williams

@mattheww1991.bsky.social
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Loves reading, writing, socialising, playing video games, and supporting Aston Villa. Big forehead.

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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 12h
I like how they sneak 'wanky' into this space dialogue.
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 14h
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Compaints
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Jacob Tanswell @jacobtanswell.bsky.social · 19h
Alejandro Garnacho and Aston Villa. Reasons behind his struggles so far, recent improvement sensed by #AVFC, the club's view and Emery's "long-term project" - brought in with a low appearance threshold & briefed he would become a permanent signing. More @theathleticfc.bsky.social - free to read:
nytimes.com
What is happening with Alejandro Garnacho at Aston Villa? (Gift Article)
Unai Emery has made a career of rehabilitating ailing playing careers, but he still has to find the right buttons to press with Garnacho
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First James Pond, now Dizzy. Childhood faves getting caught in modern scandals like they're a 70's TV presenter.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I'd have known this was the last bit of daylight I was going to see in this game for like 6 hours, I would have enjoyed it more.
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bro you’re still on the free tier of babybel cheese? you gotta upgrade to
A package of Babybel Pro cheese sits on a shelf.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're calling it 'GB News'.
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Mysterious Z (DATE OF BIRTH AUGUST 2ND) @mysteriousz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not kidding
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FFVII Revelation plot: The world is in grave peril, there's no time to waste! FFVII Revelation gameplay:
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Torn between Heroes and Westworld. Both had amazing first series but completely collapsed from the second series on.
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Dr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Please enjoy this very normal cottage :) www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...
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Check out this 1 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
1 bedroom detached house for sale in The Wellhouse, 3 Machpelah Yard, Hebden Bridge, HX7 for £250,000. Marketed by EweMove, Covering Yorkshire
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Waking up this morning.
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"WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT" from the punisher
ALT: "WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT" from the punisher
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't think any screenshot could sum up the tone of Fire Emblem better.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I used to have nightmares about Patrick Moore's giant disembodied head on GamesMaster when I was about 4 years old.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Went to the National Museum of Scotland yesterday. There was a big engineering section, though it mainly felt like 'the room of Resident Evil puzzles'.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
'AI-Generation Game Engine' makes me think it'll spit out a deformed looking Bruce Forsyth who says 'To see you nice, nice see you too!'
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I swear this is a huge coincidence. 😂 🍕
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sweet kerry eleanor @kerryeleanor.blog · 03/10/2026
lmao i just learned that if you bring two ppl who hate a play to the theater to see it together they’ll still get a lot of support points because they’ll bond over being haters
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hearing John McGinn scored for Scotland? John 'overdue a big performance for the national side' McGinn? That lad? Huh.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't even really know what to make of that. England excellent, but Croatia were so dire it's hard to judge.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Croatia are awful, my god.
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james rushton ✌️ @jamesrushton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No! No!
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching England thrash Croatia and the camera cutting to increasingly sad kids in the crowd with every goal is very funny.
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Elizabeth DeLoria II: THE GHOST DIMENSION @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got the England game on while I do other stuff. The game has restrictions on the crowd, so there's basically a couple thousand Croatian kids watching, and then a very small allocation of England fans. Very bizarre set up.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going to sign Ben Ganon-Dorf for my team.
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TayaSigerson @tayasigerson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks moogles #FF6
Three parties form to protect Terra, consisting of eleven moogles and Locke.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to my second ever CL game (Villa V Viking FK). Only costing me £99. 😭 #avfc
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Samuel Roberts @samuelwroberts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Interviewed FF7 director Naoki Hamaguchi for @pcgamer.com!
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Final Fantasy 7 Revelation director on its "very extravagant" final Sephiroth fight and whether anyone will ever pull something like this trilogy off again
Naoki Hamaguchi discusses the final chapter of Square Enix's elaborate remake project.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
2 years ago today. Has there ever been such a fall from grace? #avfc
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
By contrast, the two people on Ten to the Top this morning got 45 and 65 respectively. Tremendously good.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you arent a burden. you are a human being with wants and needs. having desires does not make you selfish. unless you are sonic, in which case you are not human and everything you do sickens me.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'The real Traitor is the one who watches without paying their TV licence.'
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'I spent all evening bigging myself up, insulting our guests, and they don't want to come back? What's up with them? 🤷'
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The end of the 4th game felt like such a finale for the series, or Nathan Drake at least. Why can't endings just be left alone?
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Went to the National Museum of Scotland yesterday. There was a big engineering section, though it mainly felt like 'the room of Resident Evil puzzles'.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Feels like there was a period with VII where they were trying to move away from the old favourites and now we're back to characters going 'Umbrella?!?!' at the half way point of each game. Love the series but I wish it'd leave some of this stuff behind.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had a lovely couple of days in Edinburgh, but an absolute ball ache getting home. Should have been walking in my door around 8pm, will be 9pm at the earliest. Urgh.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tweet from Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury):

[Googling instructions for disarming a bomb] 
For me, disarming bombs is indelibly linked to afternoons spent in my grandmother's kitchen, watching her carefully iron the parchment paper that the nitroglycerin came bound in (to be reused at Christm
[Hurried scrolling]
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frog @ read BtG @frogletcomics.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Stage CLEAR 🌈
Sonic and Tails from Sonic Advance!!
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ARTHUR'S ABSOLUTELY FUN DAY! MAGNIN & ASSOCIATES 2000 (Captured on Game Boy Color)
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Matthew Williams @mattheww1991.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There must be a specific term for the grief you experience when a TV show you like adds James Bloody Corden as a main cast member.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/09/2026
james sunderland, master of first impressions
silent hill 2 comic
Maria: "My name is Maria. I-"
she looks down in surprise and concern
James stands there with brown substance on his arm
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