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Matthew Randall

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I have been awake since before the breaking of the first silence. In that time, I've had many names! (London.)

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Luchkov Andrii🇺🇦 @luchkov.bsky.social · 6h
RUSSIAN DIESEL. UKRAINIAN BLOOD
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 6h
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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War Games: Joshua's Famous Quote
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Yaroslava @strategywoman.bsky.social · 7h
After reading the news about today’s call between trump and putin, I want to show you this sculpture INDIFFERENCE THAT KILLS Yurii Myrko Ceramics, artist’s own technique
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 12h
"Here Comes the Neighborhood", South Park Season 5 episode 12.
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Sam @spinebusterkeaton.bsky.social · 13h
“Attempt to topple Ed Davey”? What, like it’s hard?
Ed Davey toppling.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 14h
I don't think you can call it an entryist takeover if the leader of the party gets the position by pledging to welcome them in, and then welcomes them in. Polanski has exactly the party he hoped and called for. He keeps boasting of the enormous membership surge too.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 16h
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 17h
That poster will never not be hilarious. What were they thinking with Tarzan Skywalker and his concubine?
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hegseth seems to have crawled out of a Stephen King or James Ellroy novel
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They should pick hedgegogs and make the picture slightly spiky to stop counterfeiters.
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Next UK banknotes to feature barn owls, bumblebees, puffins and hedgehogs
Four native species selected after consultation, but which one adorns which note is yet to be decided
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Discovering Finland @discoverfinland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congratulations to Finnish photographer Tapani Linnanmäki, finalist in the Nikon Comedy Wildlife Photography awards with his shot of a white-tailed eagle walks across the ice in Kustavi: yle.fi/a/74-20249779
Image: © Tapani Linnanmäki / Nikon Comedy Wildlife Awards
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Made this back in March...
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The downfall continues.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
OTD in 2006 journalist & activist Anna Politkovskaya was shot dead. Whoever ordered her killed is still at large. And turns 74 today.
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Natalka @natalkakyiv.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is hysterically funny and not funny at all at the same time.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess we can expect him to inform us that she was a clumsy DEI hire who deserved what she got in a few hours.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Maksym Polyakov 🇺🇦🌻 @maksympolyakov.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Russian military organised a birthday present for their Führer - murder of Ukrainian civilians
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Olga Patlyuk @olgapatluyk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Leonardo Carella @leonardocarella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump is basically a bronze age ruler. zeteo.com/p/de-trumpif...
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOL CNN. This happens in France every few years.
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions
Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'
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Kate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
​In Kharkiv, emergency responders have recovered the remains of another victim from the rubble of a destroyed sewing workshop. In total, 6 people were killed and 59 injured in Russian attack, including three children‼️ Bastards. Terrorists scum.
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Charlie Hebdo @charliehebdo.fr · 05/10/2026
De l'Albanie à la Serbie en passant par le Vietnam, le clan Trump multiplie les mégaprojets immobiliers. La méthode est rodée : prêter son nom ou ses réseaux pour encaisser de lucratifs dividendes, pendant que les régimes étrangers bradent leurs littoraux
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Diplomatie. Le racket immobilier du clan Trump
À l’été 2021, Jared Kushner et Ivanka Trump cabotent en mer Ionienne sur le yacht de leur ami le financier Nat Rothschild. Le navire jette l’ancre devant Sazan. Ce rocher albanais privé d’eau et d’électricité est une ancienne base militaire saturée de 3 000 bunkers et de munitions non explosées. N’importe qui y verrait un […]
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Morten Morland @mortenmorland.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...
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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026
we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This Green party now belongs in a lead container under a concrete hulk.
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Baltic Takes (formerly badbaltictakes) @baltictakes.com · 05/10/2026
Moscow says there’s been a small accident but the situation is all under control. That’s how Pravda first reported the Chernobyl disaster, 30 April 1986, buried at the bottom of an inside page. In case anyone needs a reminder.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hundreds of Russians are not in hospital with the plague. It is a "special medical operation". I remain a master strategist.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How has this howler been up for 4 years uncorrected?
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Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @oksii33.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Future Ukrainian folklore:
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This trend of Atlantic writers explaining a super-simple SNL sketch that requires absolutely no explaining needs to be spoofed by SNL.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't really believe in all these feuds within the AI industry. I think they are pulling a bad cop/even worse cop/very worst cop in the world stunt on us.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Flashback to the Graun's 1996 april fool:
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Dan Chibnall @bookowl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Guy who just woke up from a 10-year coma: Whoa, hey! So what's been going on? Doctor: Uh...
bluesky trending topics

trump forms super intelligence force
chris rock compares woke culture to salem
plague death reported in siberia
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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elizabeth holmes stare
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was going to quip that it really should have been called Taranis rather than Toutatis, but I just looked it up and there is already a British-made Taranis drone. 🤷‍♂️ Those aerospace companies are crazy.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
To be honest I've stopped laughing by now.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They deserve nothing. (And they shall receive it in abundance).
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also why isn't the bin ancient? Tsk, no consistency at all.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm no Farage admirer (understatement) but this is political propaganda at its dumbest: having a go at someone for something you really wish they'd done but unfortunately they didn't.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are about to find out. But what Kash doesn't know is that we do not actually work for Trump.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Il n'est pas idiot, il est d'un cynisme total. On sait par des textos de 2020 qu'il méprise Trump et cie.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JR-M n'a jamais été PM, seulement sous-ministre! C'est déjà pénible de se rappeler Boris Johnson et Liz Truss.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We are about to find out. But what Kash doesn't know is that we do not actually work for Trump.
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Alina Pereverzieva 🇺🇦 @perevaa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Marina was killed when a Russian FPV drone directly hit her grocery store in Kushuhum, a settlement in the Zaporizhzhia region, on Aug. 5. She leaves a husband, daughter and granddaughter.
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We now go live to the Green Party conference.
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La Abeja Maya: Bugs Clapping
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Matthew Randall @matthewrandall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah... some mistake. This one appears to be from the future.
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