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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 1h

There is NU respect for Telly Time

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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In dreams there are no fetch moratoriums and father always throws the thing

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I was at a diner one time and a gentleman at another table was struggling to get the ketchup out of his Heinz bottle. After several increasingly frustrated attempts he scornfully replaced the cap and slammed the bottle down whilst proclaiming to no one but the bottle itself, “With your bitch ass!”

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Yeah you kinda did that to yourself tho

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

She did not wake up from her nap to be interrogated by lessers

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Marissa asking the right questions

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Cream cheese was a better invention than the iPhone. I don’t even feel like that’s a hot take it’s a pretty obvious objective fact.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Frame job. Probably a rabbit or a squirrel or the people who steal the gorboge

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Because I’m cool and I like cool shit, that’s why.

My big dumb head smiling like a goon over an arrangement of vintage toys with a gold brass case of more toys behind me.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Telly works hard on his hair and you muss it You muss his hair

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Poe never wrote such a tragic end

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The smallest dog in the world: You cannot fathom the boundless depths of pee within me. My pee reservoir is eternal, inexhaustible, as vast as existence itself.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Happy bday Al. So glad we got to see y’all! ❤️

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have never seen the show but if it is I’m honored.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“William Shatner Live in Cerritos” sounds like false advertising tbh.

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Petergeist Clines @peterclines.com · 03/10/2026

Pants are a tool of the oppressors.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This is why I don’t do cons anymore. I won’t be forced to wear pants by anyone or anything. I am post-pants.

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Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Yes, Silas has a bowtie.

A lynx point Siamese on a woven pillow in front of a window on a cat tree. Yes he has a bow tie.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

YOU REALLY DO A pork pie hat is probably pushing it

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

God this shit was cool as fuck

Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit

David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

What proper gentleman would allow himself to be photographed without one

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Simon Morden @comrademorden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

To sum up: My publishers failed to register US copyright on many of my titles I am doing all the work in making the claim on those titles they did bother with They take half of any compensation anyway

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

HEY LOOKIT MY HANDSOME MUG. @superevilmegacorp.bsky.social dropped this extended round table featuring Ninja Turtles comics czar Tom Waltz, SEMC Narrative Director @thomasbeekers.com and myself talking writing and creating the narrative of TMNT: Splitered Fate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8o5...

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The Narrative behind TMNT: Splintered Fate - Extended Version

YouTube video by Super Evil Megacorp

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m not trying to start any beef here but @premeemohamed.com could totally beat up this werewolf.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I am a big fan of the intense specificity of this.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s a small thing but I’m just so starved for shitty fucking people facing literally any form of consequence that watching how much of his fanbase has violently turned against Tom Segura gives me that warm soup tummy feeling.

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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 30/09/2026

*raises voice very slightly* TODAY SEEMS LIKE A GOOD DAY FOR PEOPLE TO READ THIS BLOG POST, FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Check out this fantastic interview with @mattfnwallace.bsky.social talking about the fantastic narrative behind TMNT: Splintered Gate, and then come tell me how impressed you are that I know Matt.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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The Narrative behind TMNT: Splintered Fate - Extended Version

YouTube video by Super Evil Megacorp

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Congrats to @superevilmegacorp.bsky.social and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate team (myself humbly included) on reaching this 1.5 million milestone! I’ll always be immensely proud of this game and the work I contributed to it.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I believe in empathy and basic human rights for all except I also believe I should be allowed to hunt influencers for sport and population control purposes.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

But it’s always barkest before the dawn.

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026

emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Axel plays for the love of the game. He’s the ultimate purist.

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Effie Seiberg is a spooky Cyborg @effies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's my birthday! My birthday wish is for you to share your favorite work from this year and I'll boost it. Here's mine, "The Metamorphosis". Becoming disabled might feel like Kafkaesque horror, but there's a beautiful path to acceptance and a good life. Also there's sloths. gavagai.com/posts/3894

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