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Check out this fantastic interview with @mattfnwallace.bsky.social talking about the fantastic narrative behind TMNT: Splintered Gate, and then come tell me how impressed you are that I know Matt.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

All respect to the people who paid 90k+ for the privilege, but whenever I see a Cybertruck in real life, I keep thinking I'm being tailed by the Go-Bots.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I would never say this to his face, but I'm really worried that Martin Sheen isn't going to text me anymore after the election is over. It feels like he only wants to talk about one thing. 🙁

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've been playing No Man's Sky a lot recently, and I can tell they are getting closer to hitting "true galaxy simulation" because the more varied and realistic the worlds are, the more I want to stay inside and play management sims and Space Pokemon.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

30 mins after watching Spider-Man: Brand New Day, and it's already juking with Homecoming for my favorite Spider-Man film. It's absolutely the most grounded, and the most New York, of any of the movies in the MCU. And the best villain in the movie has a very short scene on a rooftop. IYKTYK

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Me: excuse me, pardon me - The lyrics to Freak-a-leek continually looping in my head: Me: Excuse me, pardon me -

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Watching the Dishonored devs save scumming is really doing my heart good.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

One of those videos where you're halfway through before you realize, "oh, this video is about something a lot bigger." youtu.be/Dqh17U3tymU

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Diary Of A CEO Responded To My Takedown. I Wasn't Ready For This

YouTube video by Barry's Economics

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It just occurred to me that we are living through the first generational "changing of the guard" where both generations (Millenials and GenZ) have put a vast majority of their culture into a searchable, rediscoverable medium. The cringe from both sides is unavoidable.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If you watch Columbo long enough, his eyes look perfectly normal and everyone else's look crooked.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sean Murray pulling me back in again.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.

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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Rough Draft vs Final Draft

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Becoming increasingly exhausted with the "...but if you ONLY do X then Y will happen!" gotcha'ing that happens when someone offers a thoughtful bit of advice.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Some celebrities probably don't get recognized half as much as they otherwise would, because their audience is primarily introverts and homebodies.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Mr Curry, places for your final bow. With our thanks forever. youtu.be/1NeWEs4qQG8

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I'm Going Home

YouTube video by llulluss

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

So basically this week is Rapture pre-boarding. Got it.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

IHOP catering: for when you need to say, "I knew you were coming, but I didn't care."

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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Did the Florida panhandle get Portland-weird in my absence? Within one mile was "Waldo's Chicken and Beer" and a coffee shop that was also an optometrist's office. With a drive through.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

A new Knowing Better video has taught me that Kamehameha was actually a famous Hawaiian leader, and now I'm sitting here imagining Goku growling out, george WAAAASHINGGTONNNNNNN!!! *energy blast*

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Is it therapy

Headline proclaiming James Bond writer tempted to set next 007 movie in surprise location

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

New, in "can it get more tasteless and hateful" "You wanted to follow up on this amber alert? Not if you don't download our app!" It literally wouldn't let me close it to read the alert.

A screenshot of the California highway patrol Amber alert on X.com. A splash page is plastered on top of it that says: see this post on the app

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Embarrassed to admit I've been entirely sleeping on James Mangold as a director, despite the fact that he's directed some of my favorite movies in the last 20 years.

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

SURPRISE! The definitive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Splintered Fate DLC is live! Launch trailer below! Finish the main story! New playable character and a MOST ADORABLE ally! I truly believe The King’s Gambit is the best TMNT writing I’ve done. Anyone who doesn’t share this isn’t my friend.

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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 16/08/2026

Somewhere in a sweltering desert, cockroaches scurry around the cell of Carlitos Ricardo Parias. He holds up a plastic bottle, gazing at the worm-like creatures swimming in his water. His other arm is turning purple from a gunshot wound for which he says he hasn’t received proper medical care.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Columbus: Hey what's this Native Americans: ... Columbus: ...I discovered this. (500 years later) Elon Musk: Hey what's this Tesla: ... Elon Musk: ...I invented this.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Playing a little Ghost of Tsushima, and when I highlight the enemies, I can see *one* that repeatedly looks like he's body slamming someone. Like "FROM THE TOP ROPE YARRRRRRRRRRRR" Over and over, and then he goes about his business.

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Game Changer @gamechanger.dropout.tv · 10/08/2026

🃏 TONIGHT! A new episode of Game Changer launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT! Featuring host Sam Reich, and players: 👂 Ross Bryant 👂 Erika Ishii 👂 Jessica McKenna 👂 Oscar Montoya 👂 Zach Reino 👂 Isabella Roland 👂 Becca Scott 👂 Persephone Valentine

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

"Everyone's seen Kill Tony but nobody's seen Tony kill" is not just a good joke, it's a grammatical accomplishment akin to discovering Niagara Falls: a work of natural beauty that was waiting for someone to find it.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

@gamechanger.dropout.tv Watching the BTS for "Noise Some Makes" (one of the best so far, I was knocked out), and I had a question: how do y'all handle call sheets for the GC shoots? Do you black out the names of surprise guests? Leave them off entirely? Some third, less clandestine thing? 😁

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Quinns @itsquinns.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The amazing QQ Discord mods have arranged a review jam for the month of September! Super excited to offer tips and help give some awards at the end. (August can be for playing stuff you might wanna review, but it's not mandatory)

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

ADHD results in piles everywhere. Piles of things you need to do, need to put away, need to throw away. It's very much like hoarding, without the sense of accomplishment.

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Holy shit, “Just one small problem Sell their houses to who, Ben? Fucking Aquaman?” is a Haiku

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Meanwhile, at the super elite social media for the wealthy Random girl: Cashmere outside, how bow dah

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Matt Wallace @mattfnwallace.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This is a great look behind the scenes of TMNT: Splintered Fate with our utterly sick A-List voice talent cast, and I was honored to contribute to it and have my big dumb face featured alongside theirs. 😂 Thanks, @superevilmegacorp.bsky.social !! www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfG2...

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Behind the Scenes of TMNT: Splintered Fate - The Journey So Far

YouTube video by Super Evil Megacorp

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Why did nobody tell me Jack Black was in Neverending Story 3? Why did nobody tell me Jack Black was the MAIN ANTAGONIST of Neverending Story 3?!!

A screen capture of the trailer for Neverending Story 3. A VERY YOUNG Jack Black scowls in a black leather jacket.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Once I wrote a haiku (or more) every day for a month. This was my favorite one. It was one of those where I didn't know the ending till I fell upon it.

A haiku that reads:

Pity her, sure,
but Rapunzel's biography
is still a tough read.

Day 2259,
still in the tower. No calls.
Hair grew 1 inch more.

Kind as we may seem,
we can't stand boring suffering.
Sympathy craves blood.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I realized what appeals to me about The Life and Suffering of Prince Jerian. It is EXACTLY like reading one of Moby's Illustrated Classics books I had as a kid.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

We couldn't have predicted any of this. The future is weird and I kind of love it for that.

A screenshot of a YouTube title that says "fall asleep to the biggest plot holes in the MCU."

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Kevin McCarthy is quietly turning the press junket - the definition of disposable advertising - into bite-sized moments of human connection and curiosity. He has a YouTube page full of shorts like this. I can never skip them. youtube.com/shorts/PxdHL...

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Chatting with Anne Hathaway & Tom Holland for Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey. Part one.

YouTube video by On Film… With Kevin McCarthy

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

As someone who has been following @dropout.tv since it was College Humor, this feels big. Thought I was looking at an ad for network television for a sec.

An advertisement for crowd control, a dropout original series, the new season starting on August 3rd. The image features Taylor Tomlinson doing stand-up comedy.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I just saw an audiobook ad that said "LISTENING IS THE NEW READING", and I don't want to "um actually" anybody, but um actually, listening was the FIRST reading.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Taking another swing in Phantom Doctrine, and decided to be a Disco Spy.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hey, the Democratic party. I would appreciate it if you wouldn't sell my email address after I donate to your campaigns.

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Edward Newton @ewords.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I don't want to alarm anyone, but if you were wondering "how do the technocrats think the future is going to turn out?" The answer starts with, "well, the billionaires are teaching themselves how to farm."

A photo of Mark Zuckerberg bottle-feeding a calf. The caption reads: Mark Zuckerberg announces to produce the world's finest beef by personally raising cows and feeding them with dry fruits and beer.

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