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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 3h

ok i googled “oklahoma elmer fudd”

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/08/2025

The way the Yankees play is like a guy who’s pretty good at his office job but every so often his pants fall down, and he trips on the pants, and his head gets stuck in a bucket, and he stumbles around with the bucket on his head, and he slips on a banana peel,

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 3h

God help is if Cuse does this

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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 4h

Dave Sims just said, "This is one of the worst defensive performances in the postseason I've seen, maybe ever." Remember the Yankees are such a badly coached team that they made John Sterling - as good-natured as they come - say late in his life, "The Yankees run the bases like a bunch of drunks."

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 3h

A ball fell out of the umpire's…. sack His ball bag Where he keeps his balls

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 4h

The Yankees fielding finally comes back to bite in the ass. Been saying it for months.

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River Ave. Blues @riveraveblues.bsky.social · 4h

The Yankees should be down like 5-0. Instead, it's 1-1. Please don't waste this miracle.

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 6h

Finally some good news

New evidence suggests Earth is trapped in a void 2 billion light years wide

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 5h

The sad part is I can hear this in Dennis Miller voice

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 5h

I do that for, in the parlance, computerin' and phonin'. Either beer, lunch, or coffee. See why your laptop is being stupid? Coffee. Actually tear it apart and fix it? Pizza. Or a sub.

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 6h

TIL this is more than just a saying

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 6h

Thankfully, most doctors around here are smart and follow the American Academy of Pediatrics But still

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Go get em, bitch

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Amanda @apocalypticamanda.bsky.social · 8h

Universe protect this badass woman. ✊

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 6h

It has reached the time of autumn when it's gotten too damn cold to sit outside from 6-7 for soccer practice. Brrrrrrr

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 14h

MId morning weekday Wegmans trips are what I miss most about working 2nd shift

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 14h

I usually like Cantore, but he is 1000000% wrong. Privatizing wx radar and it's data would kill people.

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 14h

Lunchtime today Matt is very pleased with yesterday "bored during the F1 rain delay" Matt's decision to make chili.

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 15h

And simultaneously ruining school kid's hopes and dreams for a snow day 😂

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 15h

We're a real meteorology sicko region

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 15h

It'll sleet for 10 seconds, then nothing for a minute or two. Then rain. Then sleet. Such is lake-effect precip in October

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 15h

Update: It's now sleeting

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 15h

Bright sunshine here. Dark lake effect rain clouds just north Thankfully it's 58°F so that's not snow incoming

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 04/10/2026

Did not foresee this preseason

A screenshot of a mobile phone with a dark background. The image shows a scoreboard with two teams, one with a score of 24 and the other 36. The numbers are in white. The scoreboard is organized into sections with headings: “East,” “North,” “South,” and “West.” Each section lists teams with their win, loss, tie, and percentage. The text reads:

“NFC”

“East”

“1 Giants * 3 1 0 .750”

“2 Eagles 2 2 0 .500”

“3 Cowboys 2 2 0 .500”

“4 Commanders 1 3 0 .250”

“North”

“1 Vikings 3 0 0 1.000”

“2 Bears 3 1 0 .750”

“3 Lions 2 1 0 .667”

“4 Packers 2 2 0 .500”

“South”

“1 Panthers 1 2 0 .333”

“2 Saints 1 2 0 .333”

“3 Falcons 1 2 0 .333”

“4 Buccaneers 0 4 0 .000”

“West”

“1 49ers 3 0 0 1.000”

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 04/10/2026

Goodbye chili. See you in a few hours

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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The zoomers don’t know today’s Giants-Cardinals game is a classic NFC East showdown

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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I know this isn’t useful but it’s weird how “the president should be coherent” was a Very Important Thing just a few years ago and then suddenly wasn’t.

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Matt Cooney @mattcooney.org · 04/10/2026

The V-12 is pornographic

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