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Mat (that's all, only Mat)

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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Instant Ramen lies on the package. Do not boil those noodles for 4 1/2 minutes. Just pour boiling water on the whole mess and start eating once they're soft enough. It's like, 5-7 minutes, but the noodles still have bite. Way tastier this way
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This may come as a surprise to anyone who knows me, but Dill Pickle flavored snacks (ie chips, sunflower seeds) are not something I like very much. I'd hazard that I'm pretty close to disliking them.
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
This might just be the tables I'm at, but a thing I like about my VtM group more than my Pathfinder group, is that for PF, I spend a lot of time considering if this feat or that gear will give better stat bonuses. For VtM, I spend a lot of time considering linen vs cotton shirts, in terms of stains
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Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Call me a prude, but the beak and talons would scare me
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Do you prefer sex with or without a condor? why?
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Everybody wants the goblin that brings you pretty rocks, but where's the support for the goblin licking residue out of the popcorn bag?
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
It's not warm enough to justify trying them, but I'm so ready for the heat. Credit to @djamiempls.meatjacker.social for the glorious idea of picklesicles
Cleaned and emptied jar of Habanero Dill pickles, next to a popsicle mold containing the frozen contents of the jar. Picklesicles.
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Grox @groxglitch.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Finally calling this done! Very happy with this, for how long it's been since I've done a full scale piece like this. Now, whether it's reproducible or if this was dumb luck remains to be seen 😂 #art #oc
A redheaded, freckled demon girl stands against a dark blue-to-gray gradient background in a revealing white open-midriff dress and matching leg and arm stockings, adorned with fancy jewelry.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 06/03/2025
the purpose of banning section 230 is to ban all political, sexual, or critical speech from the internet this is to silence grassroots movements that don’t have the explicit sanction of the wealthy and powerful you are an abject moron or a liar if you believe it has any other purpose
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Violet~ @pluviolet.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Amazing painting of my Giant Instinct Barbarian by @ndasfw.bsky.social! Genuinely blown away by the colors~ 🩷🩷🩷
A blue arctic elf with draping red hair stands harrowing in the mountain cold beneath an aurora wearing a polar bear pelt and battle skirt mid swing with a giant greatpick.
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Having finished this series of films, the other important thing to note about the rebuilds is the absolute lack of Dr. Akagi "Cat" mug. 0/10 movies, completely unwatchable.
Still from Neon Genesis Evangelion (1997) where a bright white background silhouettes a drip coffee machine and a mug. The mug has the word "CAT" printed several times, and a sketch of a cat, which appears to be blue
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Sammich @smolsammichowo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
A bunch of goofy goobers 🧡💛💙
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Damnb. I should paint my nails again
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✨👁️Withkindereyes👁️✨ @withkindereyes.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
422 due on the eighth
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 26/02/2025
Bonus Sphinx drawings that I really should continue because they made me laugh really hard
A sphinx with a bow in her hair drinks from a carton of milk with a straw while a harpy rests on her hind quarters. The same sphinx and harpy have a tussle.
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ecta foole @ectafoole.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I made a bunch of them free so even if you have no money you can read half the stuff on my page or so
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
You have one last thought "Some how, some way I was tricked."
Illustration a man kneels on all fours in black and white. A second image the same man now lit by a butterfly
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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 26/02/2025
Making fun of Knight Rider is a lot like Warhammer. Both involve a lot of KITTBashing
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Ethan, Caught on Trailcam @ethan8bit.newgrounds.com · 25/02/2025
Some lines as a treat 🎨
My Palico character with a big ol' hat and scarf, who looks like she works in excavation/mining.
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globbie (ghoul edition) 🎃🦇🕸🥀 @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
once again trying to help my partner with rent on top of my own stuff. we were not able to complete the goal last time so it’s really important we get some movement!! #mutualaid #helpsky #MArequest #MAboost #signalboost #swmutualaid #swermutualaid
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Bro, I just wanna say, that sea breeze makes your hair look mighty tousleable
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Olena Shmahalo @natureintheory.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Neutrino tea! 🍵 Neutrinos are often called "ghost particles": despite their large quantities (trillions pass through us every second) they rarely interact with matter. #SciArt for Symmetry Magazine. Info & article 🔗 → www.olenashmahalo.com/project/neut... #stylized #illustration #NoAI 🧪 ⚛️ 🔭
A stylized scene showing neutrinos passing through a teacup. A graphical magnifier behind the cup shows events at the atomic level (exaggerated, not to scale). Neutrinos are often called "ghost particles": despite their large quantities (trillions pass through us every second), they rarely interact with matter. To interact with an atom, a neutrino must actually hit its nucleus — a tiny cluster of protons and neutrons in a vast, empty space. The odds are incredibly low; artistic license was taken for this illustration to show more interactions than are likely to happen. 

#Art by Olena Shmahalo for Symmetry Magazine
https://www.olenashmahalo.com/project/neutrino-tea
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ophelia drowned @opheliadrowned.rip · 18/02/2025
we never see godzilla molt imagine his skin washing up on the shore
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Francisco González @grundislav.games · 15/02/2025
I see people saying this sort of thing often, and quite frankly it makes me sad. The truth is, more people are making good adventure games now than were ever made during the “golden age” of the 90s. For example: 🧵
Screenshot from a comment in a Discord server, the text reads “It’s so sad hardly anyone is making good point and click adventure games anymore. The Dig, Monkey Island, Day of the Tentacle, Grim Fandango, these are all etched into my soul.
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Tumblr-branded chastity device that only unlocks when you pass an ethics quiz to make sure you aren't jorkin it with any problematic fetishization
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
If I was a robot doll girl I'd put gears in the palms of my hands so that I could rotate an orange inside them while my thumb nails peel it.
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MORGUES @mxmorgan.com · 13/02/2025
7 of Swords
illustration of the 7 of swords tarot card. the illustration features a wolf running with a sword in its mouth while being flanked by swords in various vulnerable areas of the wolf'd body. weaving around them are red, tangled vines.
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
me: I’m gonna go medieval on your ass you: oh no me: *washes you more frequently and thoroughly than a 21st century audience might expect*
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pseudonym jones @pseudonymjones.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I drew my friend Dave’s 3-legged pitbull, her name is Jelly
a drawing of Jelly, a 3-legged white pitbull. A photo of Jelly laying in her bed.
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I am not enough, and every time I see that, it hurts a little more. I think it's rapidly getting to where I realize my "help" doesn't help, and isn't worth the effort. I can't even do good, why bother striving to do mediocre?
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Work in progress lineart. Two characters hugging each other in their living room surrounded by plants in pots.
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The thing I've found about Having Goals, is that working towards them takes time away from all the bullshit daily noise that prevents me from making any meaningful progress. So much so, that by the time I meet the Goal, there's no accomplishment, just a new list of deadlines, into eternity
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Been watching the Evangelion reboot movies, and my impression thus far is that the fights look really really good. And that, if you are watching Evangelion for the fights, maybe we are watching different shows
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Tamreen @scriptor.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
Non-gentle reminder that "helicopter" doesn't come from heli + copter but is a mashing of helico (like helix) and pter (wing, like in pterosaur)
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Leafie🌱 @leafiedraws.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
oops all plaid
leafie just woke up! she's wearing a plaid sweater, an oversized plaid cardigan and fuzzy plaid pajama pants and holding a Monster energy drink.
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
"She Waits" #theotherhappyplace
A woman in lingerie and stocking sits on the floor, her head is gone, from a jagged neck hole extends enormous spider legs. The scene is illuminated from above by a floating red butterfly
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patrick 🦓 loveland @pmloveland.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
—If you see this post an angel—
view: looking up from street level of a big city, tall buildings framing a cloudy sky above—

"Ophanim"/"Wheels" I
view: looking up from street level of a big city, tall buildings framing a cloudy sky above—


"Ophanim"/"Wheels" II
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I think my favorite (least fave) feeling is when my energy gets low enough, and I can't lie to myself anymore, and I'm faced with the knowledge that I'm never going to make any actual effort to make anything better, I'm just going to coast until I can finally stop for good.
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Miss Gender @girldrawsghosts.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Having fun been loosie goosie
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globbie (ghoul edition) 🎃🦇🕸🥀 @globthealmighty.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
posting this in the hopes of making money thru tips/content sales. if this doesn’t result in money i’m deleting this & most media from the past week. cashapp/venmo/paypal: goblinthempress #globbie #fatfemme #sexworker #sellingcontent #boobs #plussize #realnsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #tits #bigboobs
globbie (pale curvy chubby cutie) topless, using their hand as a bra to censor their boobs. they’re looking up into the camera with an innocent expression on their face. globbie has chest length split dyed green/black hair and  silver smoky eyeshadow in this pic.
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Zuccnini @zuccnini.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Wormbo caught a beefly (its over for the fly) [ #art #oc #watercolor ]
Watercolor artwork of a velvet worm (wormbo) holding a beefly on a leaf.
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Ethan, Caught on Trailcam @ethan8bit.newgrounds.com · 19/01/2025
Dressy Esther repost 🎨 #mouse #mousegirl #oc #esther #furry #anthro
A picture of Esther standing with long dress gloves and a black dress with her fingers touching in front of her.
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Mat (that's all, only Mat) @mathiaspapam.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
How well do you think ceramite works as a pan liner?
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 14/01/2025
yep, we lost on numbers. but the good news is only 2ish dem assholes threw trans people under the bus. if democrats show this kind of solidarity, the senate can't pass this law. if anyone wants them, i'll adjust call scripts for senators to align with congressional arguments & post them tonight.
screenshot of the vote to pass this law:

ON PASSAGE H R 28
YEA 216 GOP 2 DEM
NAY 0 GOP 206 DEM
PRESENT 1  DEM
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
why be a wallflower when you can be a venus flytrap? #horriblegirls
a girl who is a swamp creature
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 12/04/2024
Peach, Daisy, and Bowser are the monarchy, Toad and Toadette are landed gentry, Wario is a prosperous burgomeister of the mercantile class, Kamek is of the church, Mario and Luigi are outsiders elevated by marriage into the upper echelons of the feudal hierarchy.
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Babble Ghoti 🐡 @tenkuu.social · 05/01/2025
Give my regards to the next frog you meet.
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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Okay, time to announce it properly: Horrible Girls is an artbook filled with 54 horror-themed pinups inspired by retro comics and ads! I had SO MUCH fun with this project, I hope you enjoy it at least half as much as I did haha ✨ You can download the pdf here: ✨ keezyyoung.itch.io/horrible-girls ✨
the cover of horrible girls surrounded by a sample of the artwork inside the book
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Nilah "Nine Jobs" Magruder @nilahmagruder.com · 31/12/2024
A lot of memes are based on illustrations and comics that an artist made, but people remove all mention of the artist to make it seem as if the image sprang out of the ether, that it belongs to everyone. Especially in this day and age, it's important to assert when art is made by human hands.
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