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Mat Greenfield

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atomic dough maker I'm also @whominuscontext.bsky.social when I want attention.

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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't understand "single as a Pringle" when Pringles famously arrive together in a big tube and, let's be honest, you never *ever* eat one at a time.
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New Post: Why I Love AI Next month it'll be twenty years since I went to university, learned to program, and studied AI. I wrote about why I loved it, why I still love it, and why, unfortunately, it no longer exists. www.possibilityspace.org/blog/posts/i...
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They made a big thing about using my hearing aid to stream music via bluetooth, but the sound quality is aRsE!
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Assuming it doesn't go to BBC Studios, in which case they'll just dust off Jodie's console room set and have a new series done by Christmas.
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Doctor Who: Thirteenth Doctor in TARDIS Console Room
ALT: Doctor Who: Thirteenth Doctor in TARDIS Console Room
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I haven't written anything in two months because it's just been one thing after another... The three months of no writing *before that* was just laziness.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Total speculation, I have no idea how anything works but if the BBC tender process for Doctor Who is planned to end in March, it seems unlikely a new series could be produced quickly enough to air in 2028.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Walking through Sheffield's student accommodation area during move in weekend and it's humbling to realise I'm more likely to be mistaken for a parent than a student.
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Ten Acre Books @tenacrebooks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New for October, we are pleased to announce the release of The Reality War, a new book charting 20 years of the Doctor Who revival and its impact on the television industry. Order now from tenacrebooks.co.uk
Cover of The Reality War: How the Doctor Who Revival Transformed Television
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Doctor Who showed him still at the BBC in 2046 and it freaked his nut.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
An entire politics and worldview animated by a lively terror that somewhere, somebody might be eating a free cheese sandwich
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Accept they're not free really are they? The cost the tax payer, when giving children a breakfast can be achieved for 50p at home. The cost to the tax payer is far far higher per breakfast than
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ahh but Biden went further back and he bribed the electorate first.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh and it turns out I need hearing aids.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looking for a therapist, found an accredited, qualified person and was ready to contact them... Until I saw their professional Insta account containing nothing but AI generated infographics about narcissists... Back to the listings.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I haven't touched WhoMinusContext in over a month and today is not the day I change that... But I can only imagine what shitty takes are happening over there right now. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Actor Noel Clarke charged with sexual offences
He has been charged with sexual offences including sexual assault, voyeurism and exposure.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Back to the "reminders to look for a therapist" factory tomorrow.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Terry Pratchett gave specific instructions for what should happen with his unfinished work after his death, namely that the hard drive containing the work should be crushed with a steamroller. www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-engl...
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Terry Pratchett's unpublished works crushed by steamroller
It is thought up to 10 incomplete novels were destroyed, as per the author's final wishes.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 03/09/2026
Timeline cleanse. Guns n Roses edition.
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Alex Paknadel from off of comics @alexpaknadel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Literally when Johnson left to now. Unbelievable. Sadiq really is an all-timer.
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On Earth 2, we can't believe how good the new HBO Animorphs show looks. "They nailed the morphing," people enthuse. The nonbinary actor playing Ax's human morph is cutting it up on the Las Culturistas podcast. The actress playing Rachel has handcuffed herself to a data center
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
God Strange New Worlds is a weird show. Last week it was puppets, now it's someone screaming in pain as they try to pull a desk out of their innards.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm told that new Doctor in Distress charity video is under attack on the other place by... The exact same reactionaries who reflexively hate everything and monetize outrage for their own profit.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What utter fuckery is this?
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Coyote Vs Coyote
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Apparently 'Springtime for Hitler' is the wrong vibe to bring to karaoke.
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Jonny Morris @jonnymorris.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New my blog: why Paul Magrs is wrong, and how I would bring back Doctor Who! underthreehundred.blogspot.com
underthreehundred.blogspot.com
Under Three Hundred
The random witterings of Jonathan Morris, writer.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Documentation is often treated as a sticking plaster for bugs on the belief that "the customer can't complain if we've documented the problem". As if telling them, "Yes, but we told you it didn't work" will make them feel any better about buying broken software.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Rupert, no! You don't need to keep doing the Potter thing, you've got a movie coming out later this year with... Oh come the fuck on!
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Jesse Plemons, Michaela Coel: Black Mirror Hip Hip
Alt: Crew of the USS Callister from the eponymous Black Mirror episode.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Simpsons had me believe that Ray Jay Johnson had a much larger cultural impact than he really did.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I assume the poster for Coyote Vs Acme was made by calling the actors back in for a photoshoot because Will Forte looks like he was in the middle of filming something entirely different.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've forgotten most of the skills I've ever had but give me the alphanumeric keyboard from an old Nokia and I could write an essay without once glancing at the buttons.
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 21/08/2026
I am becoming incredibly exhausted of this pattern: many people: "AI sucks!" Very Smart Person: ah but have you considered (distinct application of ML or statistical modeling that has no real relationship to what the tech industry is marketing as, and people broadly perceive as, "AI")
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/08/2026
every single person pushing this angle is intellectually bankrupt. The data centers being built today are for NOTHING other than AI compute, and are much, much larger and more destructive. If none of them got built, services like online banking, social media and streaming would continue to function.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just a normal news story for a normal week in a normal country www.cbsnews.com/news/grand-t...
Army unit offers 4-day pass to play Grand Theft Auto VI as reenlistment incentive
By Eleanor Watson, Jennifer Jacobs, James LaPorta
Updated on: August 19, 2026 / 2:02 PM EDT / CBS News

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Some U.S. military members who are itching to play a video game they've anticipated for over a decade can trade a commitment for several more years of their life in uniform for a few days off to play Grand Theft Auto VI. 

As an incentive to reenlist, a U.S. Army unit in Georgia is offering active duty soldiers a four-day pass to play the popular game when it's released this fall, U.S. officials told CBS News.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is a level of cringe I aspire to.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/08/2026
I've never seen such an effort to censor a document as I have the Amnesty International report on gender critical groups because of JK Rowling. They removed the report from the Wayback Machine and now I got a DMCA strike on my Google Drive for having it. It was deleted and removed from my account.
A screenshot of an email viewed in dark mode with the subject line "Google DMCA Violation." The email from Google informs the recipient that they have received a notification under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) that some of their materials allegedly infringe on copyrights. It explains the removal process, mentions that notice details will be posted on Lumen, warns against repeated violations, and lists one affected Google Drive URL at the bottomA nearly identical mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. It shows a search for the same Amnesty International UK resources URL, resulting in the same message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."A mobile browser screenshot of the Internet Archive's Wayback Machine. A URL for an Amnesty International UK resources page is entered in the search bar, but the page displays the message: "This URL has been excluded from the Wayback Machine."
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Ben Blythe @visitingwriter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Passing along the sunk cost fallacy to the little people most at risk of being purged for it.
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Kate Jackson @katejackson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No one had to think super hard about how to make a washing machine useful. A telephone. A vacuum cleaner. So why do our bosses have to constantly challenge us to find something, anything, for which AI might be helpful If your customers don’t find your product useful, that’s a you-problem
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I enjoyed the puppet Star Trek episode. Sue me.
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Star Trek: Q's Angry Reaction
ALT: Star Trek: Q's Angry Reaction
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Martha Jo-hoooones! I can see you! (John Simm's delivery has been a vocal stim of mine for 19 years)
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George Eaton @georgeeaton.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ulez has delivered remarkable public health gains in a short period. Sadiq deserves more credit than he’s had for defying Labour pressure to U-turn after Uxbridge. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Ulez led to better lung size and function among London children, study finds
Researchers find capacity stunted by pollution restored after introduction of ultra-low emission zone
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Nice joke you got there. Be a shame if someone ‘improved’ it in the replies.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I find it funny how Spider-Man needs to be able to sense [spoiler] for the first half of the movie to work, only to randomly lose that ability as a consequence of his powers *growing* just so the rooftop scene with MJ can happen. Otherwise, losing that power has no purpose/consequence.
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Matt @itsmattagain.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am genuinely disgusted that the press and social media have hounded a man to his death. None of this was necessary. It was a matter for the university to handle, not a lynch mob of tabloids. Shame on every single "journalist" that did this.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s why they keep getting the wrong message from science fiction, they believe the Torment Nexus is good, that the moral of the story is that the implementation was wrong, that if they invented the torment nexus, they’d do it right.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's Clacton by-election day. Or, if you prefer, Farage-Commons-standards-inquiry-reopening-eve.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I've spent the week with my nine year old nephew and the shit he watches on YouTube has been absolutely shocking.
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Mat Greenfield @matgreenfield.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Amazon made a series in 2013 called Betas that was a parody of California startup culture. Basically Silicone Valley but with jokes. Cancelled after 11 episodes but I enjoyed it.
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