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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Jo Adell doing well always makes me so damned happy.

MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My Senior Editor reviewing my law review article and checking the "version history" to make sure I didn't copy/paste AI chunks - and realizing I produced a sentence every twenty minutes or so. . .

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South Park: Jimmy Fallon - He's Basically An Idiot

ALT: South Park: Jimmy Fallon - He's Basically An Idiot

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Monica @softtail65.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Jfc. Something has to change. Just because these heritage foundation fascist fucks make this seem normal, let me remind you that this in fact is NOT normal. This is NOT OUR America that OUR ancestors dreamed of. We must do better. We must ALL vote on November 3rd.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Is there somewhere I can bet that Tatis and Machado do absolutely NOTHING against the Brewers?

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Mike Petriello @mikepetriello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You know, I'm starting to think the Cubs don't have the pitching to go deep into the playoffs

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Welp. Boyd is throwing BP and the Cubs offense has been dead for a month. Guess its time to pack it all up. Good night. See you guys when baseball returns in 2028.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Losing out on a home playoff series because you can't get a bunt down, can't get a base hit, and can't throw strikes to the fucking Marlins. Cubs baseball, everybody.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I sat at a Brewers/Reds game in Milwaukee last weekend. The guy behind me was an absolute blowhard who wouldn't shut up the whole game. The one thing he said that I 100% agree with: "as long as Counsell manages the Cubs, we won't have to worry about them at all."

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This loss is because Ron Coomer's fat miserable ass would rather cackle and sword fight with Jeff Garlin than broadcast a meaningful baseball game.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Seventh inning of the 6th-to-last game of the season. Tie ballgame. Cubs in a dead heat to host a playoff series. Ron Coomer and Zach Zaidman are laughing, nay, cackling on air with Jeff Garlin. Absolutely no clue at all what's going on in the ballgame. Fuck outta here.

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

make the John Brown season of Reacher you cowards

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 18/09/2026

"Our country has become a lunatic asylum. The rest of the world, it turns out, still operates in reality." And reality catches up.

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Canada Is Making America Its B*tch

The story of how a crafty middle power pantsed a moronic superpower.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Time for the Cubs to run the Score a Fucking Run play.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Not even any point in watching this one. David Peterson refuses to throw a fucking strike after getting the first two outs on 5 pitches and the Cubs are down 2-0. Needed a sweep and now the very best you're going to do is a split. Great work.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What in the fresh fuck did @tacobell.bsky.social do to their mobile app???

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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton's country catalogue a great reminder that making bad country music is a choice many artists make for money.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Pat Hughes with the Louie-ville / LouUhVul explainer in the top of the first on the Cubs broadcast. Hell yea, Pat.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Look, are we the laughing stock of the world? Yes. Are we losing a war we should’ve never started? Yes. Is all our food poison now? Yes. Are all the jobs going away? Yes. But the important thing is a blue-haired college student I made up in my head feels bad about memes.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Huge Javy Assad fan. Dude just pitches when he's asked. Crazy good.

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Pete Crow-Armstrong's first AB yesterday: HR Pete Crow-Armstrong's last AB yesterday: HR Pete Crow-Armstrong's first AB today: HR

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

SING THE SONG SO LOUD THEY CAN HEAR YOU ON THE SOUTH SIDE.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Win the inning. Win the ballgame. Everybody sings.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

At no point do you “gotta hand it to him”

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Ready for Louisville Football season.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

There is no way I can figure this out. I can nail down "most" of my Louisville games. Plus either three or four Tenneessee games in the early aughts. But I'm not sure how I would ever sort the games/teams I saw play going to NIU games with my Dad as a kid/teen.

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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 06/08/2026

"They're American political leaders, they can't be Nazis!" is something we all took for granted.

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Marco Rubio and Stephen Miller, in the Original German

They keep telling you who they are.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

SING MY 2ND FAVORITE STEVE GOODMAN TUNE, YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

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Pnut @pnutfinger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

These are your heros? Your God's? I weep for you people.

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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I know the Cubs have been bad of late but since I tweeted this Pete has been absolutely baller.

Let that be a lesson to you boys and girls. Don't ever argue with the big dog. - TLJ in fugitive

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tony @bigtvee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Thanks Pete

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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

He's losing words. Anyone with a parent or loved one suffering from dementia will recognize this pattern. Wen he says "moving cameras," it's because he can't recall the word "videos" and so he's stating the component parts as best he can. E.g., a "camera" is involved and the images are "moving"

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I don't think you should worry about sounding like AI when you write. I don't think you should worry about AI, period, especially with that molotov cocktail just sitting in your hand. The lighter clicks. The data center beckons. A soft summer breeze tousles your hair as if to say: Attaboy.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I definitely read this as something different. . .

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 21/07/2026

fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

What the fuck is this man talking about?

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Moving the Jack O'Lantern Spectacular from Iroquois Park to "the drained lazy river at Kentucky Kingdom/Hurricane Bay" is absolutely garbage. I hope no one goes.

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Stephen Farrow @stephenfarrow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Many thanks to the Toronto Star for inadvertently showing us why we should all use the Oxford Comma. Apparently Sylvia had some, let's say, complicated hobbies:

Headline from the Toronto Star:

The latest historical fiction
books take inspiration from
Sylvia Plath, a New York
vigilante and Shah of Iran

We review ‘Daffodil Days,’ ‘Lady X,’ ‘Love Lane’ and
‘Mistress of the Persian Boarding House.

July 16,2026 at 12:45 p.m.

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Alex Cohen and Rick Sutcliffe as the actual broadcasters for a regular-season game for the Chicago National League Ballclub. Amateur hour embarrassment.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/07/2026

lol imagine being a spanish fan tonight staying up all night to party, flying back home tomorrow, and then having to go back into the office 2-3 weeks from now

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MatchewV4 @matchewv4.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Try to debut an actual defense, maybe.

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