vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 10hMost young people these days, will never know the angelic voice of Luciano Pavarotti #music 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ace Frehley of the rock band Kiss, signing someone’s grandmother. #music 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On our walk tonight we saw a guy wearing a suit and tie walking his dog. Now Lola is looking at me thinking, “Why don’t you dress nice for me anymore?” #dogs 080
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shiny Happy People Donald and Melania: The love story that inspires us all 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I hate to bother anyone, but could you all check your pockets for my car keys? 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Me in the shower waiting for the hot water 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026With age comes wisdom. And acid reflux 020
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Oh, what a way to cap off a great Saturday #canada 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My favourite time of the year, the neighbours have put their clothes back on and most of the tourists are gone. JOY!!!!!! #weekend 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026She has to know there’s an easier way to blow up a balloon. What a show off 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2026In life, you have to take time to smell the flowers and water the corn #cycling 021
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Holy shit !! Make sure you don't forget the 'R' when you're Googling, "Gary Oldman movies." 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026- Them: “hey how was your weekend ?” - Me: “ I walked around carrying a bag of dog shit, how was your weekend ?” #dogs 060
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Sunsets & Shits (Nothing that Lola likes more than taking a shit at sunset) #dogs 030
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I was just asked, “You’re willing to lose friends over politics?” Me: “I’m willing to lose friends over them eating the last slice of pizza” 020
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Imagine popping out for a donut and you find Mark Carney and Bryan Adams sitting at the next table. Fuck, I’d twist myself into a pretzel to get a selfie without them noticing #canada 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 070
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wildlife Photographer, Dmitry Kokh travelled to Russia's now deserted weather station on Wrangel Island. Using a drone equipped with special low-noise propellers, the wildlife photographer was able to capture the animals who had since made the building their home without disturbing them. 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Canada Tidbit: Canada holds the highest national bald eagle population, with roughly 110,000 birds representing 55% of the global I introduce The "Great Canadian Bald Eagle" Photo location Port Franks 1208
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Ahhh, one of those warm, rainy mornings where I sit out on the front step, sip my coffee and pretend everyone else has been killed off in a zombie apocalypse JOY!!!!! 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Americans will use anything to measure except the metric system 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Happy International Dog Day! -You know who doesn’t give a Shit about International Dog Day? - dogs 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026What’s with all the fear about having your identity stolen? If someone stole my identity, I would be like, “Haha now you spend all your money on dumb shit and you’re bad at basketball.” 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026A guy, a bike and his dog 52 years apart Yikes!!!! #cycling 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I find something dirty 69% of the time in every thing I read 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Fuck it ! I’m giving it a good try 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #canada 083
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Heads Up: Never buy a $3.99 alarm clock from Amazon. Alarm didn’t go off and I slept in till 9:77 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026"WHAT ARE YOU EATING AND HOW CAN I HELP?" - Lola #dogs 042
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Fack! This summer has been going by so fast, I haven’t even had time to lose weight 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Some people are up early and doing productive things, or are donating their time to really amazing charities and I'm over here all excited because I was able to pick up a quarter with my toes. #humpday 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026if you have a weird name and appear in a movie’s closing credits, i will find you and i will say your name. Yes you, JUICY WANG, senior designer on Zombieland 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I would describe the cologne on the guy who was just in the elevator with me as “all of it.” #monday 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Good Sunday morning earthlings!! 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Do the things that bring you joy. Eat the pastry. Take afternoon naps. Drink the blood of your enemies as part of an ancient incantation that opens a portal to the Underworld. Dance like no one is watching. #friday 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026When I finish eating something, I have to show Ruby my hands, like I’m a Blackjack Dealer #dog 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Friend : “how’s your eyesight?” Me: 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My Sunday mission ; Get the dogs tired with an early morning walk and then lounge for the rest of the day. -mission accomplished 100
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 07/08/2026After doing the math, I spend on average $165 a year to watch bananas turn brown #friday 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Rain didn’t keep us from our early morning walk. You could just see them looking at each other and saying “WTF, why do the old 2 legged ones get an umbrella ?” #dogs 040
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 31/07/2026If my coworker quit and got a new job in a different city, I’m convinced I would still hear him chewing. #friday 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026One of my biggest fears is that if I die, my wife will sell my bikes for what I told her I paid for them. #cycling 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 24/07/2026On weekends If my friends really need me, they know I’m only 4 voicemails and 10 texts away! 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Finally, a bakery that understands me ! 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Don’t cry for me Argentina Bye bye Messi, you might of had a chance if you guys actually played #worldcup 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Since I want both Spain and Argentina to lose, is it bad that I’m hoping for a meteorite to crash in midfield ?? #worldcup 110
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 19/07/2026*me trying not to be awkward when I meet new people* -Them: Hi, it’s really nice to meet you -Me: Yeah, thanks, my shorts have 6 pockets 000
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026There are two kinds of people in this world,,,, - Avoid them both Follow me for more life tips 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 14/07/2026You know what doesn’t give you that parasitic diarrhea ? 010
vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social @vangoghsbigtoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Found my ultrasound, it definitely confirms my Portuguese birthright. 110
