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Doctor Acula

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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 23h
Bears game is an ongoing experiment in how many opportunities you can gift the Jets and still have them be the Jets
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why am I getting Texas Senate ads during a Bears-Jets game
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was really weird how much the media narrative this week was that they absolutely could not start the guy they just gave a big extension to over a 39 year old journeyman who was good last week but still had a few near picks
espn.com
Source: Bears expected to start QB Tyson Bagent vs. Jets
The Bears are expected to start Tyson Bagent at quarterback against the Jets, according to NFL Network's Ian Rapoport.
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Was mad I didn't have Peacock to watch the Cubs game right up until the point when the game started
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Firefox update decided to change the shape of tabs to ovals for no reason. Fine, whatever
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bregman hit in the face while warming up, Williams non-contact injury, fumble on 1st & goal from the 1, blocked tying FG All-timer nightmare Chicago sports day here unless Bagent somehow pulls this off
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can't just make up funny outcomes like this, c'mon.
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
1st 3 minutes of 2026 Bears football
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol, Luke Kuechly talking up how the Rams are still alive in the game followed immediately by Stetson Bennett handing it off
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Happy for the Cubs, but position players getting used as pitchers regularly has kinda completely messed up offensive records
espn.com
Cubs add nine more HRs in rout of Brewers to cap record month
The Cubs hit a franchise-record nine home runs in a 17-3 blowout of the Brewers on Monday night, capping a month in which they hit 62 total.
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
He was cookin here
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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
"You are in a life-threatening situation."
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WWUS53 KLOT 271809
SVSLOT

Severe Weather Statement
National Weather Service Chicago/Romeoville
109 PM CDT Mon Jul 27 2026

ILC031-197-271830-
/O.CON.KLOT.SV.W.0203.000000T0000Z-260727T1830Z/
Will IL-Cook IL-
109 PM CDT Mon Jul 27 2026

...A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 130 PM CDT
FOR EAST CENTRAL WILL AND SOUTHEASTERN COOK COUNTIES...

At 108 PM CDT, an extremely dangerous severe thunderstorm was 
located near Crete, or near Steger, moving southeast at 50 mph. 

THIS IS A DESTRUCTIVE STORM FOR MONEE, SAUK VALLEY, GOODENOW, AND 
BEECHER!! 

HAZARD...Tornado like wind speeds in excess of 100 mph.

SOURCE...Radar indicated.

IMPACT...You are in a life-threatening situation. Flying debris may 
         be deadly to those caught without shelter. Mobile homes 
         will be destroyed. Expect considerable damage to homes and 
         businesses. Expect extensive tree damage and power outages.

Locations impacted include...
Chicago Heights, Park Forest, Steger, Dyer, Sauk Village, Crete,
University Park, Monee, Beecher, Ford Heights, and South Chicago
Heights.
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Delaney Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way ❄️ @infinitesnow.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
they're uploading full venture bros eps on youtube every saturday and this, truly, is a reason to feel deep and inimitable pride www.youtube.com/@VentureBros...
youtube.com
The Venture Bros.
Welcome to the official home of The Venture Bros. on YouTube! The Venture Bros. is Adult Swim's fan-favorite parody of the great action/adventure cartoons of yesteryear. Tune in to watch Dr. "Rusty" ...
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
lol at the Australian guy in the crowd angrily flinging his kangaroo to the ground
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Cubs game has entered Everybody Pad Your Stats Mode
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not sure if Cubs back or if Mets extremely bad
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is about the new Ghost in the Shell series. Like 90% of "news" site headlines now are just straight-fowardly lying to you to get you to click through
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WSDOT @wsdot.wa.gov · 15/06/2026
WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.
A hot mess of colorful scribbles all over a map of Washington, featuring doodles of iconic Washington features like mountains, orcas, ferries, cherries, onions, and other produce. The map emphasizes the busyness of the Seattle area, I-5, I-90, US 2, and the U.S./Canada border during the World Cup games.
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Ed Tierney @wxed92.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Round 2 is rapidly approaching the Mississippi River. This should be in the Chicagoland area within the next 4-6 hrs. All hazards including damaging winds and tornadoes are likely with this. #ilwx #Chicago
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Ed Tierney @wxed92.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Active 36-48 hr period coming up with multiple rounds of severe t-storms possible. First round enters the Chicagoland area this afternoon/evening followed by a potential 2nd round overnight/early tomorrow AM. Then a "finale" tomorrow afternoon/evening as a cold front heads through. #ilwx (1/2)
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Sign outside the studio where we’re wrapped up our shoot of the four new MST3K episodes today. Yes, this is the level of professionalism you can look forward to. We’ve had a wonderful time making these. It’ll take a few months of post production but they’ll be out there before you know it. Wheee!
quick and simple sketch of mst3k trio in movie theater seats
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Narrative that this is the part of the Cubs schedule where they can really get themselves back on track again is on shaky ground thus far
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Was gonna say that I'm glad that this whole circus was at least over with, but it seems like they're still trying to do a leverage play, and this announcement is just them going, "nah, but for real though"
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Only worried about the Madden curse in the sense that there's already a huge number of reasons to worry about the team regressing from last year
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
 Chalmers saying Good Lord what is happening in there from the Steamed Hams scene, but the Cubs logo is on the kitchen door
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Cubs trying to set a record for most cursed vibes from a team with multiple 10 game winning streaks, if such a thing can be quantified
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Cubs have some kind of devil magic working right now
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
excuse me
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Auburn was in the First Four Out this year and had a record of 17-16. There's not a problem that needs solving here. Win more games.
espn.com
Sources: NCAA basketball tournaments set to move to 76 teams
The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men's and women's NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams, with sources telling ESPN that clearing the final steps needed is just a formality.
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Did the Bears somehow draft Velus Jones again
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I don't really think this that weird compared to the rule that you can stay in and DH after you're done pitching, which also only exists because of Ohtani
espn.com
Counsell: MLB rule in place for Ohtani, Dodgers 'bizarre'
Chicago Cubs manager Craig Counsell thinks that a Major League Baseball rule that allows the Los Angeles Dodgers to carry 14 pitchers because of Shohei Ohtani is "bizarre," adding that the defending N...
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A lot of discourse about how there needs to be a salary cap because of the Dodgers is going to sidestep that the Mets are directly behind the Dodgers in spending and are still managing to do Mets things
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Ed Tierney @wxed92.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Tornado watch up out west, timing still aligns with these storms arriving here between 8-11pm. All hazards possible this evening #ilwx
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Windows giving me a taskbar notification to tell me that Edge has been updated
media.tenor.com
a woman peeking out from behind a wall looking at the camera
ALT: a woman peeking out from behind a wall looking at the camera
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Reading the Cade Horton news
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a baseball player wearing a red hat with the letter a on it is looking at the camera .
ALT: a baseball player wearing a red hat with the letter a on it is looking at the camera .
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Cade horton injury
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This would be pretty funny
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
It's probably unavoidable, but the only bummer about the WBC is how much of the broadcast is the announcers telling you about the guys you're not going to see pitch because their MLB teams called up and said no
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Just take the Red Line or the remote shuttle service. This sucks!
blockclubchicago.org
Cubs Want Hundreds Of New Parking Spaces Near Wrigley Field
Cubs officials say the additional spaces could reduce parking for fans on neighborhood streets, but residents fear the expansion will bring more gridlock on game days.
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Uhhhhhhhhhh
espn.com
Sources: Bears center Drew Dalman retiring from NFL at age 27
Pro Bowl center Drew Dalman has informed the Bears that he's retiring at age 27 after four seasons with the Atlanta Falcons and one with Chicago, sources told ESPN's Adam Schefter.
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I think it's telling that the part of this story about the players' case is full of hard facts about how much small market teams have succeeded and the case on the owners' side for a cap is just like, "the Dodgers have bad vibes" www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
espn.com
What Kyle Tucker's Dodgers contract means for MLB labor peace
MLB fans are angry -- and players and owners are, too. What did this offseason mean for baseball's coming labor strife?
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Criterion's gonna get my money again for Network. I don't know anything about Cloud but it also sounds kinda dope
youtube.com
Coming to the Criterion Collection in February!
YouTube video by CRITERION
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Every year around this time there's all of these "why isn't the Rooney rule working?" think pieces at the same time there's these stories about a new batch of sons from one of the same 8 families of coaches getting jobs www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
espn.com
Source: Jets hire Seth Ryan as passing-game coordinator
Seth Ryan was hired Saturday as the Jets' new passing-game coordinator, a source told ESPN.
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Bears mandate of heaven confirmed
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 21/12/2025
bears have plot armor
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a chicago bears jacket is throwing a baseball in the air .
ALT: a man wearing a chicago bears jacket is throwing a baseball in the air .
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Was that the best time for some kinda weird wildcat thing? #Bears
youtube.com
Krusty ‘What The Hell Was That’ | The Simpsons Scene
YouTube video by Klip5
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Doctor Acula @doctoracularf.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Terry Crews telling me that the first Dodge Ram song was a hit
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