Sign in

Matt

@mat1l92.bsky.social
1.5K followers 1.6K following 487 posts

34, Science educator by day 👨‍🔬 tired homosexual with nerdy interests by night

PostsRepliesMedia
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Zack Polanski has to stand in Holborn and St Pancras for the sake of future pub quizzes asking in which year did 3 party leaders stand in by elections.
1171
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just a snapshot of some of the friends and bloomfs i saw in Manchester over the weekend. Thank you to everyone who made it a fun pride x
3170
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Also bumped into one of my exes exes who sat next to me in a booth and remembered me but didn't remember from where. Pride is wild.
060
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bumped into one of my best friends from primary and secondary school at Pride. He was a dick then and he is still a total dick now. Pride is wild.
180
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I binged all of Proud. It is a beautiful exploration of family and parenthood in a deeply conservative country. It exemplifies that love comes in many forms. That there is no right or wrong. Only that love exists at all.
030
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The Gilded Age doesn't get enough credit for being one of the best shows on TV and for consistently putting out new seasons year👏 after👏 year👏
youtu.be
The Gilded Age Season 4 | Official Teaser | HBO Max
YouTube video by HBO Max
010
Reposted by Matt
Disgraced Twink @disgracedtwink.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It seems as if a gay guy of a certain income bracket doesn't go to a Japan for a two week vacation this year he faces the death penalty
152
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me: everyday i go to the gym and get that pump get that grind Them: no you don't you fucking liar
2310
Reposted by Matt
🌈Tyranny🫧Sparkles🏳️‍🌈 @tyranny.sparklenoise.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton with Keith Haring in 1985, incredible woman and supporter of LGBTQ people for decades going back to a time when few others dared.
Black and white photo of Dolly Parton with gay artist Keith Haring.
158393148502
Reposted by Matt
Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Timeline literally 100% united, many not even having to say her name. What a brilliant way to live your life. RIP
372999
Reposted by Matt
Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton donated a million bucks to fund the Moderna COVID vaccine. RIP www.theguardian.com/music/2020/n...
theguardian.com
Dolly Parton partly funded Moderna Covid vaccine research
The country music icon’s $1m donation supported the latest breakthrough by Moderna and several research papers
3716160
Reposted by Matt
👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don't think you can get a better measure of Dolly than how she was brought up in a house were some of her siblings couldn't read, so she set up a foundation where literally anyone could sign-up to have a curated, age-appropriate book, delivered to their children until they entered kindergarten.
413530
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
13,000 children under the age of 5 in Rotherham received a book every month because Dolly Parton was a real one. RIP
theguardian.com
Dolly Parton sends books to Rotherham
A reading scheme developed by the US country singer Dolly Parton is a proving a big hit in the UK
07424
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Walking home from the gym and a ripped guy jogged past me with his top off. My self esteem didn't need that 😅
060
Reposted by Matt
Ryan: Battle Angel @itsmeryan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
evolution:
1394
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I've also been catching up with an old housemate who is now a trans woman and has gotten married, bought a house and adopted kittens in the time since we last saw each other. In the same amount of time the biggest difference for me is having gone blonde 🤷🏼‍♂️
090
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I went for a drink with my ex because they are moving to another city. 10 years ago i was a top and they were a bottom and a gay man. Now im a bottom and they are non-binary, use they/she pronouns and are in a polycule. Time is a funny thing.
0100
Reposted by Matt
Mountains and Men ⛰️🏳️‍🌈 @mtns-and-men.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
if having s*x for money makes you a whore… does having s*x for free make you a non-profit whoreganization?
4938
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"Politicians should wear sponsor jackets like Nascar drivers, then we know who owns them." - Robin Williams
020
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I've run after school homework clubs for our students who complete all their homework on online platforms. AI gives students a path of least resistance to complete their homework quickly. It isn't surprising it has a pronounced impact on outcomes.
030
Reposted by Matt
Gabriel Morton @gabrielenguard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How I'll look to children with my basic comprehension skills.
1326
Reposted by Matt
Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 19/08/2026
Woah.
18362711865
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Post a famous bathroom scene DILF Henry Cavill
051
Reposted by Matt
814bleedingrose.bsky.social @814bleedingrose.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
843594411
Reposted by Matt
Council of Geeks @councilofgeeks.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hey everybody, new hex just dropped:
Images from The Golden Girls of an old woman yelling at Sophia, captioned with "May your favourite actor join a Harry Potter project."
1017749
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Its an aperol kind of sunday
0130
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The poster for Ahsoka season 2 did not need to go this hard.
2100
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Some cock are pretty. Some cocks are ugly. Some cocks are impressive. Some cocks are intimidating. Some cocks are majestic.
0130
Reposted by Matt
Iszy J. Fry @macrocosmos.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The straights have GTA, the gays have Simpson Hit and Run.
0184
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
💦
0360
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Jacob Tierney is giving the gays everything they wanted. What a time to be a massive homosexual.
0110
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
All the hippies and druids must be loving this. Glastonbury must be an insufferable place to be rn.
070
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Who else is outside looking through a shoe box they made into a pinhole camera because they didn't order eclipse glasses off the internet like a rational person?
060
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have a new gay neighbour. We went for a drink last night and hit it off (in a friend way) and then today the electricity went off in his apartment so he came round for help. I've never known my neighbours since i've lived in this building. I'm so excited to have a neighbour i know!
0250
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Both the left and right guys in my auxiliary types could absolutly get it 👀
040
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Ms Marvel could have been as big as Spiderman if handled better. It should have been a movie. Iman Vellani was perfect casting and deserved to have been Tom Holland levels of popular.
040
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Apparently my type is 'brunette'.
160
Reposted by Matt
REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
JESUS CHRIST WHAT ARE WE DOING THERE'S A TINY SHINY BIRD IN PANTALOONS
122131583
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
When did you know? Getting homosexualised by hot australian men on Neighbours while waiting for the Simpsons at 6pm.
0120
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You vs the guy they told you not to frot with because you would feel inadequate
090
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Heated Rivalry season 2 is gonna be 🔥
1151
Reposted by Matt
MJ @icrywolf.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Jumping on that Ganondick like
0275
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Finding out Jack Edwards made up the fact that a home library is 1000 books or more. I definitely didn't quote that multiple times as if it was true or anything 😅
040
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Making a DFS sale commercial:
0131
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Gay Porn Pitch: One Load Only A rom-com version of 'The Purge' where gays are only allowed to get one load on one night every year.
0100
Reposted by Matt
Disgraced Twink @disgracedtwink.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Chasity is just a ploy by Big Top to be even lazier in bed
3233
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Get someone who looks at you the way that Hudson Williams looks at Connor Storrie
0113
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🥳
010
Matt @mat1l92.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I didn't expect to cry at a Spiderman film... Brand New Day is easily the best film of Tom Holland's career and the kind of grown up storytelling the MCU should be producing.
040
Reposted by Matt
Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
While fires rage in large parts of Europe incl UK, farmers face crop failure and livestock loss, every RefUK or Tory politician on the news must be challenged on their "let's do away with costly net zero nonsense" stance, side-by-side with live images of the cost of inaction. Expose the charlatans.
321258364