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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 17h

I actively enjoyed OK Science, a game designed to be confusing and frustrating. This week’s book game made me put a gun in my mouth. The cold steel still tasted better than any recipe described.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender says “Hey, you can’t come in here, we don’t want your kind in here!” And he points to a sign that says “No noble gasses”. Argon doesn’t react.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

When I see my dear friend Montgomery Scott, I always say “Scotty, dog!”

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Obviously @nogodsnomayors.com will be tagged billions of times here

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not ultimately what’s wrong with him, but that’s a real half-hearted impression. It’s not bad in its bones, he could have a decent comedy Trump impression going if he put in half the energy he put into getting us here!

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This looks like my elder Scottish terrier (complimentary)

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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

More like Six Republicans, ya know?

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Every one ‘a these strange small men is either stupid because he’s racist or racist because he’s stupid

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This (excellent) podcast can kinda be summed up “which kinda stupid is this asshole?”

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Reed him his writes, we’re taking him in.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

These are Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess-coded (complimentary)

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Y’all’dn’t’ve believed the contraction monster I came up with the other day

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Listen to Blood Work: the Guns of the Mayors

Nayib Bukele, a real Blood Work-ass dude, holding a big honkin’ sniper rifle. He’s sighting down the scope like he’s about to fire, but standing in what seems to be an ornate office? It’s honestly kind of a bitchin’ gun, but something about his stance makes it seem like he’s not really comfortable or familiar with guns, so it really just comes off like the publicity shot it probably is.

Got the photo here:

https://litci.org/en/el-salvador-who-is-nayib-bukele/?utm_source=copylink&utm_medium=browser

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

If last time is anything to go by this podcast episode should win a Grammy for editing. @sammartirosyan.bsky.social is gonna do some Blood Work to various hosts when he finally snaps.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I know where to start: John Lennon is in Hell

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We’re all changing our profile pics to Tatianna Maslany and declaring a Clone Club to be in effect

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

The Monkee’s best song, I firmly believe. Also man the 60s had a strange look. All four of them simultaneously look 15 and 40.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

The US is broken because we got our Christians mixed up. American Catholics are Protestant and American Protestants are Catholic. This woman wants to be a nun but there are no such orders for Protestants so she has decided to be a Bride to Trump rather than a Bride to Christ.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

A rich Irish kid named Nep O’Baby

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I was walking to the train from work, listening to the episode, thinking about this meme. Thank you for your Posting Service so I don’t have to go find it

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I love asking vegans in my life this because some are like “They are animals and it is an animal product and so not vegan, this feels very straightforward to me” and others are like “eh, fuck ‘em, they’s bugs.”

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

No, no, your answers are there, in the back

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

That’s a great question, we’ve been looking into it on our side too. Answer is a little complicated, might be something to follow up on next week? If you’d rather get into it now, maybe we can let the rest of the team go and I’ll show you where I have some resources in the cellar?

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

They were the best bookmarks for a paper book

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My Brother I HEAR you! But Padme Amidala is a life-long politician, an expert at connecting with people. The lack of chemistry on the scene comes from good actors trying to deliver clunky dialogue!

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Standing up my booming voice drowning out the preacher as I talk for 3 interrupted hours about how the Sand Monologue from Attack of the Clones is a good idea, actually, it’s just let down by execution. Whoops, cheers, shouts of “Amen!” from the other passengers. One passes out speaking in tongues.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

“In God We Trust” Buddy you better if you plan to pull the trigger on that thing

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

My favorite photo in the article is this view from behind the hammer where you can see the imprint of the (exasperated) stack of quarters they soldered together to give the hammer weight. Fallout-ass garbage, I love it. The American Eagle has never been more proudly or appropriately displayed.

A rear view of the Fallout 4 pipe gun monstrosity from the article, not unlike what you would see while “aiming” it. You can very clearly see the design of the top coin in the stack.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Weird accomplishment: I once stood on top of a volcano watching a different volcano erupt

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

This made me laugh so hard that I had to tell my wife about how the Paragon/Renegade system works in ME2

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Call to action and the action is ripping the nearest face off with my teeth

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The hogs say Listen to Blood Work.

Porky Pig pointing a double-barreled shotgun near the camera. I think it’s a still from Porky Chops (1949), but I’m not a Looney Toons scholar, I’m just a shitposter.

And a hog.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Oh boy it’s my two favorite Research Freaks, this will be a conversation that has Done the Reading

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Since every PM is the Worst PM ‘Til The Next One, they’re generating a series of increasingly amazing pint experiences over time. Sucks that incredible feeling is experienced by, well, the kind of person who becomes PM.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Absolute waste of a Christopher Eccleston, though

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Every single time I have tried to put in an online order with Home Depot I end up going “fuck it, they’re 15 min away and I want to wander the aisles anyway”

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Secular culture is the David Schwimmer officer character from Band of Brothers, in this TED Talk I will-

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Soccer needs goons, I have been saying this for weeks now

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

All the ads with a soccer player in them stop so someone can tell you who the soccer player is because the American audience obviously doesn’t know

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The North Pole isn’t a place it’s a state of mind. Every time I’m hungry and I tell the dog “you’re about the size of a beef roast” I’m inching closer to the North Pole in spirit.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I’ve only got a torpedo level and I really have to invest in a proper 3 ft carpenter’s level soon.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My whole family has always made fun of my dad for how frequently he is getting a level out but then I bought a house and goddamn if I don’t have the level out daily.

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Roux The Day @masterofchairs.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I got into cooking because I realized my looks and personality were not setting me up for success in any aspect of my life.

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