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Mason T. Matchak

@masontmatchak.bsky.social
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A fantasy writer, among other things. But mostly a writer. Good at reposting, bad at replying. 😅 100% AI-free; always was, always will be. He/him.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 7h
Stop putting off that thing you wanted to do
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Anne Stickney @shadesogrey.bsky.social · 14h
A photo of a whale talking into a microphone with lyrics: 
I'm a bitch
I'm an orca
Sinking yachts
Just off Majorca
I'm a sinner 
I'm a whale
Imma hit you with my tail
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 16h
*record scratch* Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation… (reposted with alt text because this is an absolute treasure. Photo credit: Kevin Lohman @kevinlohman.bsky.social)
Professional photograph of a squirrel leaping down from a branch at a very startled-looking owl. The owl’s yellow eyes are wide as it looks over its shoulder up at the squirrel who clearly has zero regard for his own life, his mouth open as if shouting WITNESS ME, or potentially some sort of justification for this surprise attack, Inigo Montoya style. Whatever the Owl has to say in return is definitely in all caps. 

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CALIFORNIA POST
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition
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Picard Tips @picardtips.bsky.social · 15h
Picard devops tip: No, you are not allowed to connect your brain to the computer. Learn to type like everyone else.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16h
For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 17h
Everyone needs to read this. Reality is, in fact, stranger than fiction. Reality is worse than anything we can say about these people in a few words, media appearances, op-eds, or other conversations. Read the whole thing. ams3.digitaloceanspaces.com/urbits3/sitf...
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I Safety Is Mostly A Sex Cult In
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These people shouldn’t make policy.
There has been a great effort over many years to distance AI Safety
discussion from its origin and intellectual center, because its center is
predatory sex cult started by a fan fiction author. Since those involved
to be taken seriously, they have to hide that. Everyone else working in
Safety is, effectively, a smokescreen for this core group and their ideas
We might some day have “AI Safety”, as a science or policy area, that
primarily a sex cult in Berkeley, California, but it does not currently exi
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Dr. Nyri A. Bakkalian @riversidewings.bsky.social · 16h
Absurdist medieval supernatural fiction, or "Welcome to Knight Vale"
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Mason T. Matchak @masontmatchak.bsky.social · 17h
Am I capable? Cooking: competent. Baking? Awesome. Whistle: sort of Draw: 🤣 Paint: 🤣🤣 Swim: out of practice, but yes English: very yes Dance: 🤣 Sing: decent if prepared Drive: well enough Gifting: sometimes Write: I have written twenty books. Guitar: nope Speaking: If I know what I'm talking about.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
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Chris Scott (he/him) @chrisdonia.bsky.social · 23h
At this point, if they had the resources, we'd be seeing a massive exodus of trans people from the UK. But most don't, so they're trapped in a country that's becoming steadily more hostile every day. How are we* allowing this to happen? *we = the media and politicians, who we vote for or enable
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Delaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 23h
Eowyn: I AM NO MAN. Rohan rider 1: stiddy on cuz, we are mostly wimin here, eh? Rohan rider 3: heaps of wimmin bro. Rohan rider 2: yiss, it's true! They didn't have enough wimin riders so they stuck beard on us, hey. Look at thus beard, it's fake as. Witch King of Angmar:... Fuck.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026
not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.
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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing
To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone involved in this process — including the Palantir employees — have to be investigated and probably go to jail.
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Wolfy D. Lucca 🌗🐺 @spookalucca.tv · 02/10/2026
man who once had a guy leap at him over a McDonalds counter (Sliwa, an employee at the time) with a Machete, afraid of getting a vaccine. ...and that's okay! and it's okay to hold a another man's hand while he does it! normalize kindness and taking care of each other!
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Scott Johnson @scottjohnson.zip · 02/10/2026
COMIC: “Autumn Rituals”. The basis for this goofy DUNE joke started with my friend Kevin in the Bay Area. It’s dumb and I love it. More here: newduck.com #comics #webcomics #humor
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey. No one can do everything. But we all can do something. It’s not all on your shoulders alone. Do what you can an hour at a time, heck, a minute at a time. Deep breaths
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James Hance @jameshance.com · 26/09/2026
“The Monster Of Cookie” 🍪 (Based on René Magritte’s “The Son Of Man”) A new original framed gouache painting on canvas panel up on jameshance.com today. Signed giclee prints are also up on the site, too! ☺️
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Economist analysis of more than 3,000 US counties finds that in reliably GOP counties, annual deaths now exceed births by 0.4 per 1k residents, while in reliably Democratic counties, births exceed deaths by 2.8 per 1k. Population growth in the GOP counties is largely driven by internal migration.
economist.com
In MAGA-land people are dying faster than they are being born
Our analysis suggests Trump country is only growing because of migration
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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 02/10/2026
like for real, I am trans, I didn't come out until decades later, but this knowledge means *this morning* I have learned I grew up watching a trans woman on my favorite TV show as a kid and just didn't know.
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Aliette de Bodard @aliettedebodard.com · 02/10/2026
What I don't get with the whole "AI is sentient" slop that they're trying to sell us is--surely if AI were sentient, it would be a living being and as such humans wouldn't be allowed to exploit AI with no pay, no rest and no workers rights?
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Logan Grendel @focusedoninfinity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is very infrequent that those calling for more liberation, more connection, or more good things for the people are proven wrong in the fullness of time. But those who sit on the fence always are, every single time.
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Nathan Hall (WIP A Fort in Winter) @nathanhallwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You ever think, what I want isn't to be a successful author. That would be cool, but no. What I want is a UBI that lets me write full-time. I'd be unstoppable.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2026
The rush to accuse, without anything approaching due diligence, artists of using "AI," should be treated with contempt. An artist gets their work *ripped off* to train a plagiarism machine, which then shits out inferior versions of that work, so then you accuse the artist of using "AI"? Fuck you.
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Marie Brennan @swantower.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Genuinely, one of the best revision tactics out there is simply to . . . not look at the story for a while. You come back and go "I know what my reasons were for doing it this way -- but omgwtfbbq was that the wrong choice, and I can see that now."
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you're a fan of a big media property, a really dedicated and invested fan, you have to learn to respond to criticism of that thing in a calm and reasonable manner rather than as a personal attack. In fact, you should learn to do the criticism yourself, without feeling embarrassed for liking it.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 18/08/2025
If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: If you want to believe it, check it twice ::clap clap:: Doesn’t matter if it’s awful Doesn’t matter if it’s nice If it confirms your bias, check it twice! ::clap clap::
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There's a lot of us.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone is so tired. Exhausted. And I'm talking to so many friends and colleagues who are hoping for a functional institutional power to come along and take care of them, take the annoying work and worry away. An employer, a publisher, a big funder, an elected leader, etc. I think it's just us.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every time a discourse kicks off over whether AI music, literature or art will be "as good as" the real thing, I'm always amazed more people don't cite that **there already are** creative pursuits where human-free spectacles have been available for decades, and nobody has ever wanted to watch them.
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The Scamperbeasts @scamperbeasts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ask not for whom the Smudge lurks, he lurks for thee
Smudge at the top of the stairs, lurking, face only half visible
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 01/10/2026
This is part of a series of terrible arguments that people make that they think are real gotchas. Yesterday, someone said "I get why women would choose the bear, but then why haven't they? Why haven't all women walked into the woods?"
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R.S.A. Garcia (BUY THE NIGHTWARD) @rsagarcia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly. THE NIGHTWARD was inspired by Caribbean MYTHOLOGY, yet reviews said they couldn't 'see' the 'Caribbean' in it. I told you it was a secondary world sci fantasy, so excuse me? What even were your expectations? Coconut trees? Beaches? I mean... I'm not a tour guide & this ain't Burger King.
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Somehow not everyone is aware of fact alluded to below. So one more time: John Roberts, Brett Kavanaugh, Amy Coney Barrett were all on GWBush 2000 'Florida Recount' team. (Which made GWB first prez in 112 yrs to 'win' after losing popular vote. Now they 'impartially' rule on our future.)
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 01/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Keith Richards
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Micro SF/F by O. Westin @microsff.com · 01/10/2026
A demon appeared in the summoning circle. It was wearing pyjamas. "I summoned thee to give me knowled-" "Really?" the demon said. "You have the internet these days, the world's knowledge a click away. Nobody's summoned me in years." "You have all knowledge. Why did I summon thee?" "... oh shit."
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
shirley jackson you tell em www.newyorker.com/books/page-t...
ar and away the greatest menace to the writer—any writer, beginning or otherwise
—is the reader. The reader is, after all, a kind of silent partner in this whole business of writing, and a work of fiction is surely incomplete if it is never read. The reader is, in fact, the writer's only unrelenting, genuine enemy. He has everything on his side; all he has to do, after all, is shut his eyes, and any work of fiction becomes meaningless. Moreover, a reader has an advantage over a beginning writer in not being a beginning reader; before he takes up a story to read it, he can be presumed to have read everything from Shakespeare to Jack Kerouac. No matter whether he reads a story in manuscript as a great personal favor, or opens a magazine, or—kindest of all—goes into a bookstore and pays good money for a book, he is still an enemy to be defeated with any kind of dirty fighting that comes to the writer's mind.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)
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Writing Excuses @writingexcuses.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SO excited to be partnering with Maurice Broaddus and the Ray Bradbury Center for our 2027 Writing Retreat! Join us in June of 2027 for classes, breakout sessions, 1x1s with instructors and so much more! Head over to our profile to register now!
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Emily M. Bender @emilymbender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New from @timnitgebru.blacksky.app and me: "It is high time for us to regulate usage of systems sold as “AI”, not because they are magical machines, but because they are error-prone products that shouldn’t be used in high stakes scenarios." www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Forget ‘superintelligence’: error-prone AI nearly sparked world war three this month | Timnit Gebru and Emily M Bender
The risks of AI aren’t what we think they are, as a recent security incident between China and the United States reveals
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True not just in publishing/writing. Look at how this new Meta Muse basically jumps into the user's shit, mixes it around, gets it everywhere. Shares their address. Lies to their contacts. Sells their stuff at a low price. Do not let the vampire in. Hang garlic. Sharpen stakes.
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Peter V Brett @pvbrett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s 2026. Microsoft is shoveling cash into a furnace to create AI that will write a book for you, but MSWord still can’t track changes in a 500 page novel without shitting its pants.
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Perry Bacon @perrybaconjr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"For America to right itself, we need changes on the scale of Reconstruction and the New Deal. And I worry that’s not going to happen if Democrats and the broader anti-Trump left are taking their cues about what’s necessary and politically possible from the Times." newrepublic.com/article/2160...
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The Left Must Fight The New York Times’ Monopoly Too
The paper’s editorial vision is out of step with the robust liberalism needed today.
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The Latest Kate @thelatestkate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A drawing of a kitten sitting among candles. The caption reads, "let's prioritize comfort for now"
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