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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 22/09/2026
1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.
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Hassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘Love Excels’.
[image description: a poem embedded in an Excel spreadsheet with the words contained within individual cells. Line 3 has words in a single merged cell. Line 4 has text wrapping applied. Line 8 has filters applied to each word]

Love Excels

Let’s spread ourselves on sheets of love
and turn our data into poetry.
Our cells shall merge themselves together
As you wrap your text around me.

Our sum is greater than our parts,
let’s crunch our figures without compunction.
Remove this filter from my heart –
you give me form and function.

We shall frolic among the formulae,
pivot our tables now and often.
I will total all your rows
and you can add my column.

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today’s poem is called ‘The Grammar Police’.
Today’s poem is called ‘The Grammar Police’.
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
As ever, happy birthday to all June-14th-ers, except one.
Unhappy Birthday to Me 
 
It’s important to share, or so I’ve been taught, 
to show kindness to others, to be a good sport. 
But all of those teachings have taken a bump – 
for I share my birthday with Donald Trump. 
 
For years I knew not of this dark, dreadful fate, 
and with ignorant bliss I honoured the date – 
but then it got hijacked, sullied, gazumped 
by a self-serving bigot, a foul gibberlump. 
  
With him, I would share an infectious disease, 
a mouldy bread roll, an infestation of fleas, 
a romantic weekend at a toxic waste dump –
but please, not my birthday, Mr. Tangerine Chump. 
 
Alternative dates he’s welcome to try –  
12th Febtember, 33rd July. 
But 14th June? In a lake, take a jump
and find a new date, you deranged sewage pump. 

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Thought I should probably update this poem.
(Billionaire) Trillionaire in a Midlife Crisis
 
He’s swapped designer jeans and flashy cars
For designer spacesuits and trips to Mars
Where he watches Earth turn on its axis
With its stupid people paying taxes
He’s indulging all his whims and vices
He’s a (billionaire) trillionaire in a midlife crisis
                
He’s got plans to end world poverty
Once his new hair’s lost its novelty
He’s dropping rap tracks and dissing pronouns
His kids have names they cannot pronounce
He’s choosing who his next young wife is
He’s a (billionaire) trillionaire in a midlife crisis
 
He’s an outspoken champion of free speech
With a mute button in easy reach
He’s building an army of online abusers
More spambots equals more X-users
Cause he’s been left too long to his own devices
If truth be told, he’s not the nicest 
I hope he comes down with (gastroenteritis) pneumoencephalitis
He’s a (billionaire) trillionaire in a midlife crisis
 

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The poemwriting is not goingwell today.
The Problem of Writing Poems 
in Hot Weather

The problem
of writingpoems
inhot weather

isthatthe words
getsweaty
and sticktogether.


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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Birmingham: 95/101 seats declared [3 wards to come] Reform 21 Green 18 Labour/Coop 16 Conservatives 16 LibDems 12 Independents 12 [6 seats to go] No overall control (nor can any alliance of two parties get near to 51) [Previously: Labour 52, Cons 22, LibDems 13, Ind 10, Green 2]
Birmingham results so far
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A Short Poem for Star Wars Day Her name was Yoda, A showgirl she was.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
On World Poetry Day, here’s a reminder of the power of poetry and its potential to change the world.
The Power of Poetry
 
with things falling apart
and anarchy let loose,
 
it was only poetry, he found,
which had any use,
 
so he reached for his copy  
of The Complete Works of Yeats
 
and bludgeoned the President
of the United States


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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pulp poetry.
Common Peephole
 
 
She came from Greece,
she had a faulty socket.
Her eye fell out,
she couldn’t stop it.
 
That’s when I
caught her eye.


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The Fence @thefence.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
In one of the lead features from the current issue, @jamesriding.bsky.social investigates the death of Joe Deacy, a 21-year-old man who was found unconscious on a driveway in County Mayo. the-fence.com/justice-for-...
the-fence.com
Justice for Joe
From Bohola to Swinford.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Happy Radio Day to all those who celebrate.
Tuning the Dial

We’re lost in music, caught …………… at second slip,
low down, by the outstretched hand of ………………..
the US vice president, JD Vance, who was spotted ...
…………..….…. working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
when …………………. Shostakovich’s Symphony No. 7
was premiered in the …………………..… Forties. South
or southwest 5 to 7, occasionally gale ………..…………
from Croydon is on the line, who wants to talk to us
about ……………………….… why Aviva life insurance is
right for you and …………………………………... offers me
protection, a lot of love and affection whether I’m
right or ………….…….….. left wing but there’s nobody
in the centre and the ball gets cleared to ………..……..
….......….…..... Oscar Wilde, who famously announced
‘I have nothing to declare except …………….……………
.……….….. I can boogie, boogie woogie all night long.


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Dr Gary James @garyjames.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Tomorrow is the anniversary of the Munich Air Crash. It’s important to read about the story/understand its significance to Manchester, football and beyond. A while back I wrote this 8000 word article about it. Please have a read no matter who you support: gjfootballarchive.com/2025/02/06/t...
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The Munich Air Disaster: A Long Read
6th February is of course the anniversary of the Munich Air Disaster. Back in 2008 I researched and wrote the following 8000+ word piece on the Munich Air Disaster. I’ve posted it before but …
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The Dispatch @birminghamdispatch.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
📚For a few brief decades, Birmingham had a bookshop scene that reflected the city back to itself: diverse, political, practical, trade unionist, academic and scientifically forward looking.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Whenever Trump faces serious legal peril, one thing he says is "if they can do this to me, they can do this to you". What all those in the US should realise is that if they can do this to Minnesotans, they can do this to you.
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain. A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones. The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
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Louise Haigh @louisehaighmp.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.
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Rebecca Makkai @rebeccamakkai.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Sound on… Best $15 I’ve spent in a long time. Happy 2026!
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
These are unsettling times.
Upon Awakening to the Sounds of Distant Rumbles
 
He awakes from seasonal slumbers 
to distant rumbles. A storm approaching, perhaps, 
or the muffled guns from the ghost of a war
long since waged upon faded fields.
 
The dawn chorus wakens the dead and rattles 
the brain as the back street clatter recedes 
into murmured memory and the awful truth emerges. 
Bin day! The revised Christmas holiday collection schedule.
 
Thoughts fly unbidden to the rooms of recycling,
Pennines of packaging, glaciers of glass, 
corridors of cardboard and cartons, growing, 
overflowing, silently creeping up the staircase, 
across the landing, clawing at the bedroom door.

        The horror! The horror!
 
He lies there and tries to collect himself.

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Mark Pack @markpackuk.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Christmas carols, as written by Parliamentary lawyers
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Christmas carols, as written by Parliamentary lawyers
The Parliamentary Counsel Office has been putting its skills to work drafting legislatively clear versions of Christmas carols. How many can you identify?
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Happy World Pasta Day to all those who celebrate.
Remembrance of Things Pasta

She blew her fusilli,
my pretty penne,
when she found me watching
daytime tagliatelle.
 
Je ne spaghetti rien,
I responded in song,
but she did not linguini
for long,
 
just walked out
without further retort:
a hard lesson to be tortellini,
orzo I thought.
 
And so here I am,
on my macaroni,
and now my days feel 
cannelloni.


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Birmingham 81 @birmingham81.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Here's another clip to celebrate Cliff's 85th birthday. This one features him walking around Birmingham in his 1973 film Take Me High. Look out for brutalist landmarks like the Central Library (RIP), Alpha Tower and New Street Signal Box youtu.be/yfvsVcKlLQs?...
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Cliff Richard - Winning - Take Me High - 1973 - 4K - Stereo Retro Remix 2005 Remaster
YouTube video by Cliff, The Shadows | And Other Great Music
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nicola @gleanniucha.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
So Brummies aren’t left out. Some great footage of #Birmingham 50 years ago. Six days a week Fred Davis travels the eerily empty streets to run his business in the Vegetable Market. This edition of Look Stranger was originally broadcast on BBC2, 28th November 1976. youtu.be/r257_UANnOA?...
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1976: A Morning With the Fruit and Veg Men | Look Stranger | World of Work | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/10/2025
🎵 They did the Monster Slash 😭 @ellecordova.bsky.social
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
We are here in Birmingham today. Can't say I like the place.
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
30 years since this happened (28 since I wrote about it). I still recall that wonderful tree and the generosity of my patient in her final illness. www.bmj.com/content/315/...
Article 'The conker tree'. BMJ November 1997.
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Eto Buziashvili @buziashvili.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
True Bond. Pure class.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
6 minute timeline cleanser #Queen
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Here’s a short poem called ‘On Falling for a Meteorologist’.
On Falling For a Meteorologist 

I write you poems
and send you flowers

you give me hailstones
and scattered

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Bionic Laura @bioniclaura.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Crafty friends The Divine Comedy have the most wonderful new song Invisible Thread. It’s lovely but also I’m in bits now. youtu.be/5VXSQQ5YDIU?...
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The Divine Comedy - Invisible Thread
YouTube video by The Divine Comedy (Official)
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Birmingham New Street to London Euston Birmingham Moor Street to London Marylebone These two train journeys are about the very worst and very best our transport network has to offer. The latter train journey is one of the pleasant in the land. The former train journey is horrific.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Today’s poem is called ‘How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail’.
How Much I Dislike the Daily Mail 
 
I would rather 
eat Quavers that are six weeks stale, 
blow dry the man bun of Gareth Bale, 
listen to the songs of Jimmy Nail, 
than read one page of the Daily Mail. 
 
If I was bored 
in a waiting room in Perivale, 
on a twelve-hour trip on Network Rail, 
halfway through a circumnavigational sail, 
I would not read the Daily Mail. 
 
I would happily read 
the autobiography of Dan Quayle, 
1001 Things You Can Do With Kale, 
selected scripts from Emmerdale,
if it meant I didn’t have to read the Daily Mail. 
 
Far better to 
stand outside in a storm of hail, 
scratch a blackboard with a fingernail, 
be swallowed by a humpback whale, 
than have to read the Daily Mail. 
 
If I was blind  
and it was the only thing in Braille, 
I still would not read the Daily Mail. 

 
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The mathematician John Venn was born on this day in 1834. To commemorate the occasion, here’s a poem in the form of a Venn diagram.
Poem title: At the Intersection
 
The poem is divided into two overlapping circles.
 
The left-hand circle is titled ‘me’ and the text reads:
the day we
went out to have
an ice-cream, we said nothing
just let our silence melt in
the air as we walked across the common
our love never tiring at all
 
The right-hand circle is titled ‘you’ and the text reads:
we should
have talked it over but
nothing ever seems to get
in your fat head. You are so
common that I wish we’d never met
at all and I’d married Tim instead
 
In the intersection of the poem (where the two circles overlap), the text reads:
we
have
nothing
in
common
at all
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Remember what Scotland thinks of Trump. Janey Godley got into some “good trouble” back in the day with a sign that said it all.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Happy Spoonerism Day to all those who belly crate.
The Bad Salad of William Archibald Spooner
 
Why do I always watch my birds?
I know that statement sounds absurd
but today I reached an all-lime toe
when I received a blushing crow.
 
It’s wetting gorse – and here’s the crunch:
my conversation packs a lunch.
I’m not sure when all this began
but I think I need a plaster man
 
to help me when my stouth gets muck.
I should sit, perhaps, and bead a rook,
fight a liar, or flick some powers.
No, I think I’ll go and shake a tower.


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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
From Wikipedia, this quite wonderful pre-war poster. "See Birmingham's charming suburbs by 'bus." (Love the apostrophe before "bus".)
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The Asphalt Path A couple, through no fault of their own, are thrown off Birmingham’s No 11 Outer Circle bus and resolve to complete the circuit by foot. In doing so they have the spiritual awakening of spending half the journey walking towards Solihull, and the other half walking away.
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
And now for today’s climate forecast …
Today’s Climate Forecast 
 
And onto today’s climate forecast, 
where we can expect to see a prolonged spell of inaction,
interspersed with patches of hazy promises
across many areas. 
 
Over Westminster and other centres of government,
a build-up of hot air will cause inactivity to soar
to record levels over the coming days,
in spite of the high pressure.
 
Elsewhere, a front of chronic misinformation 
will sweep in from the east,   
bringing with it a thick band of climate change deniers
and the chance of scattered falsehoods,
 
while powerful gusts of idiocy and ignorance
look set to blow across social media.
Outbreaks of ‘We just got on with it in 1976’
and ‘It’s called the British summer, mate’ are likely.
 
In summary: unsettling.
 

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Gonna take this opportunity to bust a bit of a myth about the mobile phone network during 7/7. The wider London phone network never went down. The Security Services, TfL and the Met Police all wanted it up. But it DID go down briefly in the Square Mile. Due to a C&C issue nobody had spotted. /1
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
One other 7/7 thread today. Because I think how the bus network got running again is a real testament to some serious heroes that day: The bus drivers and staff who got that network running again and got London home that night. And TfL/the Mayor disobeyed the Security Services to make it happen /1
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Here’s another poem from ‘You Took the Last Bus Home’, and one of my more enigmatic offerings: it’s called ‘Frisbee’.
Frisbee

Frisbee whizzing
through the air,
above our heads,
over the sand,
into the water,
onto the waves,
out to sea.

You cried a lot that day.
Frisbee was a lovely dog.


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Court Stats @courtstats.co.uk · 05/06/2025
📈Today, 5 June 2025, 97 out of the 516 Crown courtrooms in England & Wales will not be sitting. That's 19% of them. #courtstats #CS05062025 courtstats.co.uk
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Court Stats @courtstats.co.uk · 27/05/2025
📈Today, 27 May 2025, 99 out of the 516 Crown courtrooms in England & Wales will not be sitting. That's 19% of them. #courtstats #CS27052025 courtstats.co.uk
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Court Stats @courtstats.co.uk · 22/05/2025
📈Today, 22 May 2025, 78 out of the 516 Crown courtrooms in England & Wales will not be sitting. That's 15% of them. #courtstats #CS22052025 courtstats.co.uk
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Court Stats @courtstats.co.uk · 16/05/2025
📈Today, 16 May 2025, 88 out of the 516 Crown courtrooms in England & Wales will not be sitting. That's 17% of them. #courtstats #CS16052025 courtstats.co.uk
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Court Stats @courtstats.co.uk · 09/05/2025
📈Today, 9 May 2025, 95 out of the 516 Crown courtrooms in England & Wales will not be sitting. That's 18% of them. #courtstats #CS09052025 courtstats.co.uk
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