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Josh Lauritsen

@jolaurit.bsky.social
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Dogs love me 'cause I'm crazzy sniffable. Occasional writer, occasional runner, occasional sports hater. Once went viral because of a tattoo. He/they

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10h
Don’t love that the secretary of war announced the creation of a department of autonomous warfare in the same speech he referred to my people as a slur that I’ve not heard since 2012 on broadcast television but you know. whatever. who gives a shit man
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JR Radcliffe @jrradcliffe.bsky.social · 6h
Pope springs eternal
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 5h
I LOVE BASEBALL!
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 6h
No, the Packers don't need Tyreek Hill. Fuck that guy
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 8h
Oh, here we go
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 8h
Saying "not all men" is as effective as saying "all lives matter" or "thoughts and prayers"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 15h
If you’re in line to play OL for the Green Bay Packers STAY IN LINE
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alright, dad. Wherever you are, you can watch this game on whatever you recorded it on. That one was for you
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh, you know. Listening to "So Far Away" by A7X and sobbing during the bridge as I remember where I was and what I was doing at this very moment ten years ago. You know, having a totally normal one
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's melting before our very eyes, folks
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
LMAO Trump's new AI website confirms that he lost in 2020
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the tenth anniversary of my dad's death, our favorite baseball team returns to the playoffs. If he were here today...actually, he would make up an excuse to not watch it because he always just assumed they would lose. He would also do this for Badgers and Packers games
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'll be in Wisconsin a month from now for the game, which also means if the offensive line pisses me off, I can't just turn it off
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
YOU MAY NOT LIKE IT BUT THIS IS WHAT PEAK PERFORMANCE LOOKS LIKE
KING DARNELL WASHINGTON ON THE MOVE
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not even Slipknot could make me want to go to Soldier Field
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Resident Evil is about a bumbling idiot who fights his way through way too many tentacles and constant bad decisions. It's pretty fun
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Ashley Lynch ✂️🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol, look at this stupid idiot
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey guys, I think the Badgers might be boned
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How is not using a product you purchased fraud?
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Michael @michaelnaphys.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This fucker is wholly unserious about ending the war
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn't really care for Endgame when it originally released. I don't think four new scenes are going to move the needle
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a Royals fan account. Big Royals guy right here. Down since day one. Goooooooo Royals!
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 24/09/2026
This is absolutely deranged: Months before murdering 6 people and injuring 27 more, ChatGPT told the teen school shooter in Tumbler Ridge, BC that using a Remington 870 pump-action shotgun is “brutal” in a “hallway, indoors or a crowded classroom” because “close quarters” is that gun’s “playground”
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I went to bed after the Matthew Golden TD, so at least my night ended on a high note
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Liam E 🚲 🦝TANUKI @liambme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine thinking you think you know anything about, or are a "voice" for games or the industry. When this very fundamental level of misunderstanding is how you present yourself. If you think anything even in life is this simple, you are indeed a moron.
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Todd Kehne @toddkehne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Liz Lemon wearing a cheesehead
what a season huh?
Lemon, it's week 3
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My trip next month is not contingent on performance. Green Bay is one of my favorite towns. I'm gonna have a great time
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Packers fall short of expectations? The key is to never have expectations. Nothing is disappointing if you never expect anything #aimlow
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yay touchdown. Whatever
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you were relying on the Packers to hit your parlay...actually, I don't have a joke. Sports betting is stupid
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm very disturbed by the massive amounts of AI on this broadcast
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't blow a lead in the fourth quarter if you don't have one
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The White Sox clinched a playoff spot before the Cubs* *by all of 2 minutes. It's like putting a bag on your head: still counts
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Football is a dumb sport that only dumb people watch
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have read the full quote but the headline makes it sound like he's going "You think kids are stupid as shit? I don't even know where I /live/." And then you see the full quote and it turns out, yeah, that's basically what he's saying.
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is now a Red Sox fan account. Yup, love those Red Sox. Down since day one-ish
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate traffic. I love wrestling
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's AEW night
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't need AI to show off my sports fandom, i can do that on my own
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now that it's fall, let's remind everyone that Nightmare Before Christmas is a tale about a guy going through a midlife crisis who ignores a woman throughout 96% of the movie, and yet we're supposed to believe they're "simply meant to be"
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We really didn't need a Buc-ee's in this town
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Deshaun Watson is older than Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, and Lamar Jackson. He's older than the Ravens' offensive coordinator.
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Bears lost so the White Sox could remain in the playoff hunt. We thank you for your sacrifice
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are a number or things I could make fun of Caleb Williams for. Crying because of a hamstring injury isn't one of them. Hell, I could barely walk for three days after pulling mine
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Josh Lauritsen @jolaurit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I know people are talking about Caleb Williams "only" having a grade 1 tear, but here's the thing: hamstring injuries really hurt
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