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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID

@markwade.bsky.social
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Detroit City FC, Liverpool FC, Tax CPA, Lefty politics. Part-time Jackal (The Return of Mo Salad). Former Slate News Quizzer. If you're a 30k/30k account with eight emojis in your handle or bio (other than 🌭🥣 or💦🥩), expect the block. PMG 970371583615

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 3h
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 4h
Also, Nike owns Converse. I'll pass on posting that ad from a few weeks ago.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 5h
Mark it zero!
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Big Lebowski: Walter's 'You're Over It!'
Alt: Big Lebowski: Walter's 'You're Over It!'
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 8h
TACO BELL APP: Here's your weekly offer for a six dollar item for only a dollar! WENDY'S APP: Here's your playlist for our parking lot!
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 8h
🎵It's fun to stay at the...🎶
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10h
The big thumbs up meme with the top one on the left saying “hey guys it's me
Rahm. I'd like to be president”

Then the thumbs up 

Then “We're going to have to make some
tough compromises with the right”
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 11h
Regina George - Stop trying to make Rahm happen.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 13h
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 12h
Whoa, one of the pedophiles responsible for the GOP's political power just died. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other one. No, not that one, the other wgntv.com/news/chicago...
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Former House Speaker Dennis Hastert dies at 84
Former U.S. House Speaker John Hastert has died at the age of 84 from natural causes.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Blue Monday on 1930s instruments. youtu.be/cHLbaOLWjpc?...
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Orkestra Obsolete play Blue Monday using 1930s instruments - BBC Arts
YouTube video by BBC
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 22h
The Detroit River
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Maxi Molina @maximjdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time it rolls around it's thank @tomschalk.bsky.social hours. THANKS FOR MAKING THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, TOM
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw them live front row center at a 500 seater in the Detroit New Center area. They're doing the Season 1 poker sketch where Dave says that he wants to be a woman. He gets more flustered as the others are not taking him seriously to the point where he yells, "I just want to have a period, okay?"
An autographed ticket stub from a Kids in the Hall show in Detroit from 1992
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Prashant 🌊 @prasshant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gus Fring’s impact: 🍗 Built Los Pollos Hermanos into a success, creating jobs 🤝 Supported local law enforcement & community 📈 Generated millions 💵 🧹 Maintained some of the cleanest restaurant in America 🩺 Helped contributing Walter White's cancer treatment. Legacy bigger than a drug mafia.
Sheikh Mansour's impact on Britain and Manchester goes far beyond football:

Helped rescue Barclays during the financial crisis

Thousands of new homes in

Manchester

Major regeneration of East Manchester

Helped deliver the £365M Co-op Live

arena

New hotels and commercial developments

Thousands of jobs created

Bought City's first FA Cup trophy and

donated it to the National Football

Museum

Transformed #ManCity into a global football powerhouse

A legacy far bigger than football.Guess fring in breaking bad
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you know how bad you have to suck to lose the Detroit News' endorsement as a Republican? Detroit City FC fans are way too familiar with this Josh Schriver clown. His wife was a fantastic keeper for our women's side a couple of years ago. Detroit News' endorsement in MI-HD 66 goes to Ned Zimmer.
Screencap of Detrroit News website. 

66th district (Bruce and Washington Twp in Macomb Co.  and Brandon, Addison, Oakland and Oxford Twp. in Oakland Co.) Democrat Ned Zimmer of Oxford describes himself as a Michigan everyman who has had to live with the policies that politicians impose. He is preferableq to Republican incumbent Josh Schriver, who has occupied himself in the house with trying to rollback gay marriage and pushing the Great Replacement Theory. NED ZIMMER gets our endorsement.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
From the back of the theatre some girl says, "No you don't." Everyone hears it, including Dave. The crowd laughs. Dave takes his time, waits a beat, then says "I didn't say I wanted YOUR period." Greatest ad lib ever.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw them live front row center at a 500 seater in the Detroit New Center area. They're doing the Season 1 poker sketch where Dave says that he wants to be a woman. He gets more flustered as the others are not taking him seriously to the point where he yells, "I just want to have a period, okay?"
An autographed ticket stub from a Kids in the Hall show in Detroit from 1992
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Red Wings Vizier @helmerroids.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#LGRW
a little Caesar’s truck on fire
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Taking a sip of that shit that makes billionaires fight oligarchy
The woke beer
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment
Alt: Jeb Bush's Iconic 'Please Clap' Moment
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SickosFC @sickosfc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sound on, obviously
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Party Down, including Season 3, has made it to Netflix, for the 98% of us who do not have Starz. Ron Donald, FTW.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was going to take these Autumn Joy Stonecrops (thanks Google Lens) down today, but it appears that the bees are not done with them yet.
A bunch of Autumn Joy Stonecrop on their last legs, wilted, tilted, and with only about a third of the flowers remaining. There are still about 5 bees in there. Not as many as last week, but still.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mort's ready. #DCTID
The 8 foot by 12 foot Northern Guard banner with Detroiters' Mort Crim's Chump of the Week. The chump this week is, as depicted by a clown being hit in the side of the face with a soccer ball and banner is Birmingham Legion.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck off, Julius.
Profile page of a new follower named Julie, 18 she/her, with a 30 something bearded male avatar. And nothing more than details to their  porn account links.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you for continuing to post here.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jason Benetti: This is what Northwestern wants to see from their running backs this season RG3: Absolutely. Know what he told us this week? A recent devastating breakup has him terrified of all forms of intimacy. Benetti: Don't think that was public knowledge, Rob. RG3: Big third down here!
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Got it. Thanks.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Shhhh. He's talking to his followers.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If it weren't for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party, this gif would get much more use.
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Airplane Let Them Crash: Counter Point
Alt: Airplane Let Them Crash: Counter Point
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, and mine had a male avatar. Okay there, Julius.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
secure.actblue.com/donate/donat...
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Donate to Ned Zimmer
Show your support with a contribution.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you know how bad you have to suck to lose the Detroit News' endorsement as a Republican? Detroit City FC fans are way too familiar with this Josh Schriver clown. His wife was a fantastic keeper for our women's side a couple of years ago. Detroit News' endorsement in MI-HD 66 goes to Ned Zimmer.
Screencap of Detrroit News website. 

66th district (Bruce and Washington Twp in Macomb Co.  and Brandon, Addison, Oakland and Oxford Twp. in Oakland Co.) Democrat Ned Zimmer of Oxford describes himself as a Michigan everyman who has had to live with the policies that politicians impose. He is preferableq to Republican incumbent Josh Schriver, who has occupied himself in the house with trying to rollback gay marriage and pushing the Great Replacement Theory. NED ZIMMER gets our endorsement.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking Hillsdale, on the other hand...
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Super Train
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Skip the "api." and type the rest into a browser. I have a web shortcut on my homepage instead of an app. It is working.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This cogent article perfectly summarizes what angers me the most about oligarchy backed clubs, this one in particular. I want them stripped to the bone and playing in National League North next year.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A tax giveaway to Disney, Skydance/WB and Amazon? Pass.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can we do PSG first?
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Living dangerously with that white top there, Nat.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pete here makes amazing alt kits and jerseys. If I wasn't already committed to LFC, Detroit City FC, and the occasional Olive & York kit for my sport fashion needs, I'd be one of his regulars. Please check his store out.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This cogent article perfectly summarizes what angers me the most about oligarchy backed clubs, this one in particular. I want them stripped to the bone and playing in National League North next year.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mike Rogers lives on Florida.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reference: www.noonelikes.us/shop/p/gradi...
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You Only Came for Coneys t-shirt — NGS Detroit
You Only Came for Coneys! This black t-shirt features the NGS Coney design and iconic phrase that has rung out across the pitch at DCFC matches since 2012.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE ONLY WENT FOR CONEYS! #DCTID
Email notice of Wednesday's Detroit City upcoming match against Brooklyn FC.

I recommend checking it out. Their Coney Island field is a USL baseball field special and you can see the roller coasters operating in the background.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 27/156 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is a bit of a given, though. The Freep always endorses D, and the Detroit News always endorses R. Been that way my whole life. The Detroit News used to be derided as the Nixon News. They were one of the last editorial boards to call for his resignation back in 1974.
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Max Scherzer’s kids run from the dugout to the mound to take him out of the game then run back screaming and crying after he tells them he’s not fucking going anywhere, get the fuck off my mound
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