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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID

@markwade.bsky.social
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Detroit City FC, Liverpool FC, Tax CPA, Lefty politics. Part-time Jackal (The Return of Mo Salad). Former Slate News Quizzer. If you're a 30k/30k account with eight emojis in your handle or bio (other than 🌭🥣 or💦🥩), expect the block. PMG 970371583615

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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 9h
Matt Frewer's character in an episode of Star Trek TNG, who made similar claims.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Detroit City 'til I Die. (dies)
People Magazine

Queen Elizabeth's Final
Diary Entry Contained
Only Five Words
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Detroit River
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I saw them live front row center at a 500 seater in the Detroit New Center area. They're doing the Season 1 poker sketch where Dave says that he wants to be a woman. He gets more flustered as the others are not taking him seriously to the point where he yells, "I just want to have a period, okay?"
An autographed ticket stub from a Kids in the Hall show in Detroit from 1992
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was going to take these Autumn Joy Stonecrops (thanks Google Lens) down today, but it appears that the bees are not done with them yet.
A bunch of Autumn Joy Stonecrop on their last legs, wilted, tilted, and with only about a third of the flowers remaining. There are still about 5 bees in there. Not as many as last week, but still.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mort's ready. #DCTID
The 8 foot by 12 foot Northern Guard banner with Detroiters' Mort Crim's Chump of the Week. The chump this week is, as depicted by a clown being hit in the side of the face with a soccer ball and banner is Birmingham Legion.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck off, Julius.
Profile page of a new follower named Julie, 18 she/her, with a 30 something bearded male avatar. And nothing more than details to their  porn account links.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Do you know how bad you have to suck to lose the Detroit News' endorsement as a Republican? Detroit City FC fans are way too familiar with this Josh Schriver clown. His wife was a fantastic keeper for our women's side a couple of years ago. Detroit News' endorsement in MI-HD 66 goes to Ned Zimmer.
Screencap of Detrroit News website. 

66th district (Bruce and Washington Twp in Macomb Co.  and Brandon, Addison, Oakland and Oxford Twp. in Oakland Co.) Democrat Ned Zimmer of Oxford describes himself as a Michigan everyman who has had to live with the policies that politicians impose. He is preferableq to Republican incumbent Josh Schriver, who has occupied himself in the house with trying to rollback gay marriage and pushing the Great Replacement Theory. NED ZIMMER gets our endorsement.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WE ONLY WENT FOR CONEYS! #DCTID
Email notice of Wednesday's Detroit City upcoming match against Brooklyn FC.

I recommend checking it out. Their Coney Island field is a USL baseball field special and you can see the roller coasters operating in the background.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don't care. Ready to troll my Blue Mooning friends at the Detroit City FC match tonight.
The #LFC 24/25 Champions kit witb post-it notes for 13/14, 18/19, and 21/22
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For my #LFC friends, an American classic.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And then Matthew Holness actually had to go and start writing the books a couple of years ago. They are also hllarious.
The cover art for Garth Marenghi's Terrortome.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ah!
Orson Welles' infamous drunken Paul Masson outtakes where he says "Ah! The French....champagne..."
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And here is his statue, located in Grand Circus Park in Detroit.
The Hazen Pingree statue, located in Grand Circus Park in Detroit, just sout of the Fox theatre and the stadiums.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We see what you did there, Aldi.
The old Bon Italia Aldi pasta on the left and the new Chef's Cupboard pasta on the right.Sopranos It's Anti-Italian Discrimination meme
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ready for Saturday. #DCTID
Northern Guard Supporters' Mort Crim's Chump of the Week banner with Saturday's opponent Pittsburgh as the Chump

#Detroiters
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Drop some KNIVES 🔪🖤🗡️
Knives Chau. Live action Scott Pilgrim film
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Time to stop doing showcases, I guess. #PokémonGO
The PokémonGO Showcase Star badge graphic showing that I have won 420 showcases.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What the fuck do I do with this now? #Detroiters #DCTID
Northern Guard Supporters' 2025 Mort Crim's Chump of the Week tunnel banner that now covers five of the seven mirrors of the 1970s living room side wall at my rental home.

Not all NGS art is in Fort Worth with the Footy Museum display.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Welp. A GFCI just saved my life from my careless use of electric hedge trimmers to take down the perennial weeds / flowers in back of my house. Laws, regulations, and housing codes are there for a reason, people! Oh well. I needed a longer cord anyway.
A partially sliced extension cord.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Today's lesson in the law while playing Pokémon GO in downtown Plymouth.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The dialect quiz nailed it for this metro Detroiter. Another question they could add to clarify Northern Michigan/UP from the rest of Michigan is the pronounciation of words like marriage and carriage. It's 3 syllables up there. Mare-ee-ej and care-re-ej. I blame the Finns.
A map of the dialect quiz results woth the darkest red area in northern Michigan and Seattle for some reason.
A list of the answers that gave me a way as a Michigander, including pop, Devils Night, and drinking fountain.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
One of the greatest Sporting photos ever taken. Detroit edition. Four years before his legendary Game 1 pinch hit home run for the Dodgers, Gibby hit a Game 5 Series clinching HR off Goose Gossage, who didn't want to walk him, turning a 5-4 lead into an 8-4 lead in the bottom of the eighth.
Kirk Gibson celebrating his home run that gave the Tigers a four run lead in the bottom of the eighth of Game 5 of the 1984 World Series.

Credit: Mary Schroeder, Detroit Free Press.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Name your favorite Bob
J.R. "Bob" Dobbs - Church of the Subgenius, a 1950's style white male with a pipe in his mouth.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
👑 CENTURION I got 105 points. Can you build a 100-point team? Play Centurions: centurions.futi.live
My squad. I have no idea why they have 21/22 Joel Matip at 99 points, but I'm not going to argue.The team dropped 9 points all season. I am responsible for 9.7 of them.Almost undefeated. Only 3 draws until a final week loss to Man City.

My fault for letting them fuck off to Ibiza that week.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Got my second one.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
And then he had to go and and remind me to block his ass.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is where it all began:
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
What?
Thw White Stripes
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
After 47 years, I got this signed last summer.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ugh. This again.
Simpsons bus driver don't make me tap the sign meme. The sign says individuals and businesses pay taxes to the federal government not States
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Fort Worth isn't the only place with @ngsdetroit.bsky.social art on display.
A Fall 2022 Northern Guard banner that says "Sliding Into the Playoffs" that shows Friendly the Dumpster Bear riding down the infamous Belle Isle slide while a rider labeled Tulsa is wiping out on the slide.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Opening smoke.
Opening smoke from The Northern Guard
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
@sickosfc.bsky.social is in the house at Keyworth for @detcityfc.com.
Sickos at Keyworth for Detroit City FC
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A PokémonGO friend in Japan knew the assignment. We were able to remote trade hemisphere exclusive Squawkabillies to complete our respective sets.
The PokémonGO trade - an Eastern Hemisphere only green Squawkabilly for a Western Hemisphere only blue one.The received green Squawkbilly card
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Assclown. He must be using an off app database and maybe an alt account.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Still 0.00 xG. Amazing. #ESPARG
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Cue up the #Detroiters theme: @detcityfc.com 2 @indyeleven.bsky.social 0
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Did you ever wonder what it would be like if everyone in your entire metro area decided to have a campfire at the same time and also shot off their leftover fireworks? Now I know. #smoke
Current Detroit air quality reading of 459.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Simpsons Won't someone think of the children meme, except it's major uk businesses.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Dunno. But the logo is giving me flashbacks.
A screenshot from the 1981 video game Tempest, shaped similarly to the Valkyries logo
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Kramer moviephone meme

Why don't you tell me which match you want a recap of?
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This is an example of how #PokémonGO remote trades should work. I am looking for regionals to fill my dex and am willing to put my 5th Zamazenta on the line to get a Comfey, which is usually only available in Hawaii. The best part? The Zamazenta is from a raid she invited me to years ago.
A PokémonGO remote trade screen showing me trade a Zamazenta for a ComfeyA PokémonGO screen showing the Comfey being registered.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Perhaps you'd be interested in a Domonik Szoboszlai?
Szobo.
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Mark Wade, CPA, MST, YNWA, DCTID @markwade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Sometimes when you get a #PokémonGO remote raid invitation, you go for the location, even if you have way too many Virizions.
Pokemon go gym badge for Riff Raff Statue.


Honoring Richard O'Brien, writer of the Rocky Horror Show. At this location stood the theatre that started his journey...in space, and time.
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