Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026As Private Eye once said, "Jeffrey Archer has been called 'the world's greatest storyteller.' But did you know he also writes novels?" 0102
Reposted by Mark GrettonAuschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 05/10/20265 October 1908 | Polish Jew Abram Herszenfis was born in Radom. In #Auschwitz from 6 June 1942. No. 37497 He perished in the camp on 1 July 1942. --- Online lesson about Jewish prisoners at KL Auschwitz: lekcja.auschwitz.org/29_zydzi_en 632471
Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is helpful and clear for all Green Party members on what the party is planning to do on Zionism: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comThe Green party’s anti-Zionism motion is yet another attempt to tell Jews how we should think | Jonathan FreedlandThe resolution shows little understanding of what Zionism is, who Jews are or how antisemitism works, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Freedland 000
Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Impressively fast reverse ferret operation from the PM here 😁bbc.co.ukMan City not 'above the rules', says No 10 after backlash to Burnham remarksThe prime minister said he would be "really concerned" if the club's owners sell up after Premier League rule breaches. 000
Reposted by Mark GrettonMrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Crouching Tiger, Hidden Pillock 97813
Reposted by Mark GrettonThe Guardian @theguardian.com · 22/09/2026Police believe they have foiled ‘imminent’ attack on Manchester’s Jewish communitytheguardian.comPolice believe they have foiled ‘imminent’ attack on Manchester’s Jewish communityCounter-terrorism police say ‘long-running investigation’ disrupted alleged plot days after two men arrested on eve of the holy day Yom Kippur Police believe they have stopped an imminent plot to attack Jewish communities in the Manchester area. The announcement on Tuesday follows the arrest of two men on Sunday at 2.45pm in Manchester and comes during the Jewish holy month. Continue reading... 7499
Reposted by Mark GrettonMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍mathew-owen.co.ukMathew Owen | Speech Writer | ManchesterBespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer. 258107
Reposted by Mark GrettonClarabelle (normal type) 🍓 @clarabelle.xyz · 22/09/2026all the accountants for sex workers are like 'pretty girls can't do math, let me talk down to you' and all my non sex work self employed friends hate their accountants 🙃 251
Reposted by Mark GrettonClarabelle (normal type) 🍓 @clarabelle.xyz · 22/09/2026if you're self employed or a small business owner and you have an accountant you don't hate, where did you find them??? 1102
Reposted by Mark GrettonAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"I have become increasingly convinced that we are heading for a disastrous confrontation and that the 21st century will be remembered for a terrible war between mankind and goats" 2217351
Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Mid-90s. A couple of Hull City Southern Supporters started it. 030
Reposted by Mark Grettontrouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026CHAAPTER ONE It was a bright, sunny Summer's morning and Strudel the cool goat had already kicked a pig's head in and taken two watermelons out of the equation. 1349
Reposted by Mark GrettonAlyssa Christian Ⓥ @veganmoviesnob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My seasonal job is essentially over, so I’m looking for work! Open to all sorts of gigs—part-time, freelance, contract—while I search for the perfect full-time position opportunity. Prefer fully remote or RI-based animal care jobs. Please share!! Thank you. #freelancewriter #animalcaregiver 252
Reposted by Mark GrettonJosiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Enormous drop in oil demand this year due to Trump's war in Iran. As predicted, he has accidentally accelerated the green transition (with, of course, a very heavy and deadly cost in how it's happened) www.carbonbrief.org/analysis-glo...carbonbrief.orgAnalysis: Global fossil-fuel emissions set to fall in 2026 amid Hormuz crisis - Carbon BriefGlobal fossil-fuel emissions are set to fall by in 2026 amid the fallout from the Hormuz crisis, according to Carbon Brief analysis. 516655
Reposted by Mark GrettonLF Lightning-Barugh @cheeseford.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I know there are numerous issues with Spoons, but being able to sit at a table and order on the app, rather than trying to make Mum stay put and not wander off while I'm at the bar, is a godsend. Dementia is a bastard. 71171
Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tend not to read stuff on entertainment as I never know who anyone is, but this is Marina Hyde so is both funny and good: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comAre you outraged by Sydney Sweeney – again? More fool you | Marina HydeToday it’s a silly sports betting ad, but I can’t see anything she’s done that’s worth this ire. She’s in her 20s: she does dumb things. Enjoy! says Guardian columnist Marina Hyde 000
Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026People speaking out over genocide all over Bluesky. That'll sort it. 010
Reposted by Mark Grettonfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I sometimes look off at a random point so that aliens/far future humans/AI overlords watching me through unknown technologies will see me stare straight down the camera as if to say "can you believe this shit!?" 71543
Reposted by Mark Grettonfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When we moved house, I let rip with a nasty silent fart whilst fitting the (electric) oven. My wife, convinced I'd damaged a gas pipe, called an engineer who charged an emergency rate. Could've admitted it, but not after the family stood in the garden to prevent 'gas poisoning'. 722514
Reposted by Mark Grettonfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When I play Sudoku before going to sleep at night I pretend that if my wife returns from the bathroom before I finish the grid that she is a member of the Gestapo who guns French resistance me down before I have been able to send all of a WW2-winning coded message to the Allies. 121912
Reposted by Mark GrettonMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Because racialists www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukWhy is Piddington in Oxfordshire holding a referendum on leaving the UK?Residents of Piddington, near Bicester, will vote in a symbolic referendum on Tuesday. 2121
Reposted by Mark GrettonBig Tent Democrat @manmtmike.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I lost interest in football after what they did to Colin Kaepernick. Screw the NFL. 2205139565
Reposted by Mark GrettonAdrian Ramsay @adrianramsay.bsky.social · 15/09/2026It is time to end Thatcher's failed 37-year privatisation experiment. It is time to bring water into public control. 59540
Reposted by Mark GrettonKevin Bowen @superkev79.bsky.social · 13/09/2026A brilliant day at the @nottmgreenfest.bsky.social with @thegreenrunners.bsky.social A reminder that there are lots of good people doing lots of good things, and there is hope for humanity, the natural world, and our planet. #TheGreenRunners #NottinghamGreenFestival #NottsGreenFest 182
Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Worth supporting whether you run or don't. c.org/bKXWDNQzYxc.orgSign the PetitionDrop Polluting Sponsors - Stop taking the Whizz 000
Reposted by Mark GrettonPeter Smith @redpeter99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Paul Merson names every Chelsea player on Sky Sports Saturday but Hull City get a "the right back" and "the keeper" Pitiful. 4352
Reposted by Mark GrettonMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When I’d given up on writing for a couple of years I got a job working as a cleaner and doing the stocktake in a pub. With tax credits as well I could with confidence live. 071
Reposted by Mark GrettonMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“Cryptocurrency”, usually right up there with “Loves Europe, not EU, “F1” and “golf” in the wrong un Twitter biogs. 04810
Reposted by Mark GrettonZack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Reform have made £72m from two donors in a single day. Absolutely obscene. And Labour refuse to cap political donations. The Green Party are funded and powered by you. Please donate to help us win Holborn & St Pancras today! donatetothe.greenparty.org.uk?fbclid=IwdGR...donatetothe.greenparty.org.ukDonate to the Green Party - Green PartyWe need your help to stand up to the billionaires backing other major parties and fight for social, environmental and climate justice. Donate now. 331015356
Reposted by Mark GrettonEnough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland 682126574
Reposted by Mark GrettonTanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄. 3830111003
Reposted by Mark GrettonJames Lockwood @enfieldtiger.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Happy 'Joe Cole is a wanker' day to all those who celebrate #hcafc 174
Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Despite my concerns, I do think this is right for every reason stated: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comMy plea to MPs: this is the final chance to save the assisted dying bill. Make your mark on history | Polly ToynbeeAny MP not voting for it on Friday will condemn thousands of us to die in agony. The public is hugely in favour too, so do the right thing, says Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee 010
Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I hope things have settled since. All good wishes to you x 010
Reposted by Mark GrettonBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Little things YOU can do to help with climate change: Take shorter showers Get a smart meter for your home. Turn off lights when you’re not in a room And most importantly find the home addresses of every oil and gas CEO and burn their fucking houses down. 146887
Reposted by Mark GrettonBrexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026It's this simple ... You can't be FOR Data Centres and FOR AI replacing human workers ... and still be AGAINST a Universal Basic Income. What are those who lose their jobs supposed to live on or do when most learnable human skills are no longer needed? #DataCenterMoratorium 35315
Reposted by Mark GrettonBaseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Today In 1993: New York #Yankees pitcher Jim Abbott, born without a right hand, throws a no-hitter vs. the Cleveland Indians at Yankee Stadium! #Inspiration #MLB #Legend #Baseball #History #NYY #RepBX 361226196
Reposted by Mark GrettonRandom Hajile @elimodnar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Tice is lying. Drilling in the north sea will not bring anyone's bills down. What will bring bills down is more renewables and unlinking the price of electric from the price of gas. #r4today 401455349
Reposted by Mark GrettonThe Green Runners @thegreenrunners.bsky.social · 04/09/2026In ultra running we talk about finding your why to help when the going gets tough. Same is true for climate action. It isn’t always easy, so finding a why is equally important. And it helps for your climate action why to be positive rather than negative - hope over despair. 0154
Reposted by Mark GrettonImmigrant Boo👻 @porcupunk.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026Fuck you LSU! “For me, this war is not distant or abstract. People close to me have been killed and wounded in Russian attacks, and places where I grew up and first began playing basketball have been destroyed by missile strikes.”nbcnews.comUkrainian LSU women’s basketball player leaves team over signing of Russian recruitKate Koval departed the program “to remain true to myself, my values and my country.” 1783854767
Reposted by Mark GrettonChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin. 06031953
Reposted by Mark GrettonAmish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026“Y’know, I love his racism and xenophobia, but goddamn if I’m gonna pay more for gas!” -MAGA voters 0233
Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The most convincing read I’ve seen on the answer to the moan of me and middle-class friends “why do people vote Reform?” Sobering. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.com‘Capitalism is dying’: in Luton, these former car workers have a moral tale for our times | Aditya ChakraborttyAbandoned by the company they worked for, let down by Labour and their unions – now they watch their friends turn to Reform for answers, says Guardian columnist Aditya Chakrabortty 010
Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Very funny, very good. And do read to the last line (as we used to say) www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comPremier League money has lost all meaning amid chaotic spectacle of excess | Barney RonayThe transfer window has broken all rational rules and limits, leaving us to marvel and, ultimately, pick up the bill 120
Reposted by Mark GrettonMatt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The rebranded Timothy Taylor Man looks like a BBC Media City staffer prick who moved from London and now drinks in Chorlton. 6369