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Mark Gretton

@markgretton.bsky.social
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Green Runner, Vegan Runner, Green Party member. Cycles, walks, drinks, reads, complains, enjoys. Suffers from Lancashire CCC, Minnesota Twins, Hull City AFC. Relieved retired academic and nurse. He/him. Wonders what Elvis makes of it all.

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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I do think this is utterly impressive. Middlesbrough fans doing Mauled by The Tigers to Wrexham fans on getting news that Hull's lead against Norwich was now excluding Wrexham from a play off place 😉
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
At the Gorton and Denton Green Party office yesterday, getting my leaflets for targeted dispersal at 6am this morning to remind people to vote. Those people will now be having their doors pounded by others, in case they forget about my leaflets! I'm back home in Hull and hopeful #voteHannah
The office is busy and vibrant but side and out. The business next door is trolling the Greens with a large Labour banner, the Greens have responded with their own banner with opinion polling data showing Labour in third place 😀
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Home tomorrow. Genuinely dreading the change in weather from this ⬇️
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
For one night, a genuine @hcsstweets.bsky.social supporter - watching the lads on TV in Lanzarote, 70 miles west of Africa 🙂
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Sundown was n Puerto Del Carmen from a couple pavement bar. Wouldn't be anywhere else.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
They serve gin and tonic in pint glasses in American Indian. I do think the Spanish approach to gin quantity is to be imitated and admired.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The wonderful Perfect Circus band, doing what they do, at the American Indian, Puerto del Carmen.
The wonderful Perfect Circus band.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Last post sunset view, on our last evening, drinking our last Pina Colada's- at least for this trip. Back to Blighty tomorrow after a lovely break.
View of the clouds after the sun setting orange over the calm dark blue sea against the black stark coastline.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
First few hours in Lanzarote, drinking Margaritas in American Indian with Perfect Circle blasting out bangers, with Louise. Life is good, very, very good 😊
Louise and I grinning behind two Margaritas! x
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
My comfort read at times of stress. First read the original volume in (I think) early 1980, read each of them so often, but despite the welcome familiarity every time it's a treat. Douglas Adams was a great writer.
My kindle showing the cover of 'The Complete Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy'
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
For some reason have never got a photo at my home parkrun in gorgeous East Park. Remedied that.
Mark in his Vegan Runners kit with Green Runners logo beaming happily next to the Hull parkrun flag, with gorgeous blue sky and the East Park lake behind him
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
After three miles running, I alternated walking with jogging as the morning felt worryingly hot. This should not be normal. See thegreenrunners.com and follow @thegreenrunners.bsky.social for positive steps that we runners can take to become part of the solution.
Mark wearing his Green Runners badge over his training kit, looking red-faced, sweating and uncomfortable after a worrying run in the sun.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The finish of the Hull 10k, at Craven Park. Apparently there were 3,000 of us registered for this 😳 Completed in 56:13, new personal best 💪 😁
Selfie in my Vegan Runners and Green Runner gear, at the end of the Hull 10k, smiling through my sunnies in the East Hull sun 🌞
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Few things more exciting than your run number arriving in the post 😃
My run number for the Hull 10k in 10 days, white, royal and light blue colours, with my name and number in bold.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
East Yorkshire 10k, starting and finishing at Burton Constable Hall, completed in lovely sunshine in 57.21. As I cycled there and back from Hull I shall not do a lot more today 🙂
Selfie before the start of the run, with me in my vegan runners and green runners kit, with Burton Constable Hall behind me and my big beaming grin in my sunnies! Post race selfie showing a slightly tireder but very contended grin proudly showing off my lovely finishers medal, a lovely bronze coloured design of The Hall over the words East Yorkshire white on black above a design of two runners running on the greensward.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The view from our hotel room on the Esplanade, Scarborough. Here for Louise's birthday. One of our happy places.
A view of the North Bay, Scarborough, overlooking the green bushes, then white surf on blue seas, towards jutting cliffs against an unbroken blue sky.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
They're always at the other end of the train, the proper ones. This is why I never change babies on the train anymore. Easier to stick with the ones you brought with you.
A photograph from a train n toilet informing that better baby changing facilities are at the other end of the train.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Trevor Rose completing his 700th parkrun 🏃🏻💪 and moments later getting his official finish token from his wife, parkrun ubervolunteer Jenny
Trevor determinedly runs towards the finish of the parkrun Jenny hands Trevor his finish token, both all smiles as others look on happily.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Vital pram-run briefing going on prior to Hull parkrun 🙂
A man in running kit bends over and chats and tends to his toddler in the pushcart!
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Photo is me in 2007. Selfie was from this morning. I was a more substantial man in my mid-40s than I am in my early 60s 🙂
Me looking pink and whale-like. Me looking tanned and, if not exactly chiselled, then certainly less blobby.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Book review of Jeremy Lonsdale's Bill Bowes: an unusual celebrity 💙📚
A photograph of my kindle showing this book cover, a black and white picture of bespectacled Bowes in cricket whites on a cricket pitch staring at the camera above a smaller picture of Bowes just finishing his delivery stride, spinning away but staring at the ball he's delivered as are the non striking batter and umpire.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
#booksky book review for AJ Pearce Mrs Porter Calling 📚 💙 (1)
My Kindle with the cover of the book, which is a drawing of a terrace of fairly well to do houses over which aeroplanes are flying in a cloudy sky, with reviewers blurbs also showing.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
💙📚 Book review: Careless people- Sarah Wynne-Williams. Extremely interesting, ultimately disheartening, perhaps more of a confirmation of what you always suspected about Facebook/Meta (who have worked strenuously to try and limit readership of the book) this is a very good read (1)
My Kindle showing the cover of Careless People - a story of where I see to work, by Sarah Wynn-Williams.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
11 miles walking between Garforth and Barwick- in Elmet. Gorgeous treat in warm spring sun.
The trees make a corridor of greenery that is dappled by the sun with blue sky in the distance.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Planting shamrocks that were a lovely gift as part of a funeral celebration yesterday. Rest in peace remembered amongst the flowers, Esther Djahit ☘️
Newly prepared earth at the edge of my lawn with the empty seed packets marking the place I've sown the seeds.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The Cricketer blurs Jimmy Anderson in his astonishing 7 wicket spell at Southport last year to focus on a couple of elderly, enthralled, enthusiasts 😊
Jimmy Anderson in the foreground just post delivery, whilst in sharp focus in the background gazing fixedly whilst clutching  the last of a pint, myself sat next to my friend Alan.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Man, this country can be terribly hard work too much of the time.
Screenshot of the MetOffice weather forecast for the week showing constant cloud, drizzle and cold temperatures.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Just back home from being part of honouring the last wishes of my lovely friend Andrew Clark (@clarkyfanzine on Twitter) His Ashes we’re scattered in the early morning sun at the Oval Maiden Mumbai whilst numerous cricket games took place around us. Rest in place in your special place, Clarky.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Pooh and Piglet walking away from us, holding hands

Piglet: Is it still January, Pooh?
Pooh: Yep, Piglet. It's still fucking January.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Happy Birthday to me!
Birthday cards with 6 & 3 on them, and balloons! 😀
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
First outing for a Christmas present from my youngest stepdaughter 😍
My black Christmas socks, one labelled 'fuck off' the other 'you cunt'
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I’ve moved on from so much I remember from the 1970s, but not from learning how to gaudily overdress a real Christmas tree 😁
A very brightly lit Christmas tree adorned with multifarious baubles!
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Never in doubt 😀
Same bike/trailer/tree 🎄set up, safely arrived outside my house.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Well, here goes ....
Christmas tree precariously strapped to a bicycle trailer attached to a bike, ready - I hope! - to be pulled home.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Perfect Circus blasting it out in the American Indian bar. We're having cocktails and their vegan option - chips and ketchup. I fucking love Lanzarote 😄
Perfect Circus band playing in the bar, dimly lit and magnificent.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Scenes from the morning run 🙂
Me in vegan runners kit with the Lanzarote coast behind me. Sun, sea, palm tree and sand, Puerto del Carmen. Another early morning sunrise shot over Puerto del Carmen bay.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Day one cocktail time. Subsequent posts may become erratic.
Two large cocktails with me beaming back at the camera in pleasure.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Me pleased to see the sea in Puerto del Carmen 😀
Me in shorts and t shirt, arms aloft in the sun, facing blue sky and sea.
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Mark Gretton @markgretton.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Ginning up in Manc airport ahead of the flight to Lanzarote.
A glass of gin and tonic!
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