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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦

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I guess I am on this site now. Ottawa, Canada.

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Postmedia delenda est @olenargy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can’t replace a leader of the free world but if we try hard enough we might be able to reconstruct one in aggregate
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 30/08/2026
First time cracking 900 points. EAGLE EYES · 926 points · 10 rare words. Only 28 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 10 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/T4TEHZ
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OUTLIER · Day 102
canuckian scored 926 on Day 102. Can you beat them?
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Justin Ling @justinling.ca · 27/08/2026
Today's @xkcd.com
It's a stickman holding a hammer, lifting up his leg, and saying:

"Listen up, leg. I've been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off!"

It is captioned: tariffs
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 15/08/2026
OUTLIER · Day 86 — replay SHARPSHOOTER · 815 pts · 10 words RIBALD +81 JAPE +83 PHLOEM +83 JAPING +88 ROSTI +86 PIEBALD +84 PSALM +69 BALEEN +81 GERUND +81 VARIEGATED +79 Beat my replay → playoutlier.com/archive?repl...
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Beat my Day 86 replay
Free practice on a past OUTLIER. Chase the day high.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
People were upset about a novel virus, the death and suffering it caused, and the social disruption to avoid more death and suffering. But getting mad at a virus isn’t emotionally satisfying. So find a person to blame, ideally someone you already hate. They victimized you! Yeah, that’s the stuff.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 19/06/2026
I can only assume he'll move to the US and run for President now, as is their tradition. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Canadian businessman Frank Stronach found guilty of sexual assault, indecent assault | CBC
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 12/06/2026
For anyone keeping score, the outcome of putting up all the cash in advance for a bridge owned equally by both sides is that the US will turn around and extort you for more money. Through this lens, there is no fucking way we should be buying the F-35 from these crooks.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 16/05/2026
@flosportstv.bsky.social - no commentary on the Giro extended highlights?
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 22/04/2026
I sort of feel like AMOC will be one of those terms like Covid - only a few science nerds whew what it was and then all of a sudden EVERYBODY knew what it was.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 05/03/2026
No notes. 10/10 incredible chart.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 02/03/2026
On the plus side, a nation of SUV owners will soon get a geography lesson and learn where the Strait of Hormuz is.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Once, technology solved problems. People liked having problems solved, so they liked technology. Tech execs started to think of that sentiment as their due. So when they stopped solving problems, and people stopped liking them, they became outraged. "How dare you not love whatever we give you?"
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 22/02/2026
Some predictions for some of the aftermath of the gold medal game: Invitation to Mar-a-Lago for the mens team. Gretzky and Kevin O'Leary will be invited. 1/*
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 18/02/2026
For any baseball fan that is looking to understand this whole curling rock touching fiasco, here is your comparison. It's a balk. It's not cheating. It's a minor violation that is fairly uncommon, has little effect on play and is not well understood even by those that play the game. #curling #🥌👈
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 15/02/2026
I love the weird disjointed corporate strategy of Japanese sporting goods companies: Shimano - bicycle components and... fishing tackle. Yonex - tennis and.... snowboards.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 08/02/2026
The Swiss goaltender Saskia Maurer was an absolute wall in the Canada game. I look forward to seeing her in the PWHL one day.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 30/01/2026
John Candy, Stuart McLean, Gord Dowie, Terry Fox, Catherine O'Hara. We've lost a generation of Canadian icons before their time.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
His immigration message isn't getting lost. It became crystal clear to a wider audience
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 18/01/2026
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 19/04/2025
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
A drawing of a perfect phone that only has three buttons on it, one of them says IS HE DEAD one of them says AM I BROKE and the other one says RELAXING PUZZLE GAME
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Property taxes are like libraries in that people would scream they are an impossible leftist fantasy if they hadn't already existed forever.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 23/12/2025
Community is the opposite of convenience.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 23/12/2025
My wife and I have been driving for at least 10 hours over the last few days to visit friends and family (Canada is a big country). "Driving home for Christmas" was our soundtrack for the trip. RIP Chris Rea. www.bbc.com/news/live/c0...
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Driving Home for Christmas singer Chris Rea dies aged 74
A statement from his wife and two children says he
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 20/12/2025
May the holiday season grant *every* FA'er some FO this year.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 17/12/2025
Yeah, bud? it ain't the snow we are worried about. It's the ICE. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Canadians travellers are resisting the U.S. Can ski vacations entice them back? | CBC News
American ski towns bracing for a steep decline in Canadian tourism are still hoping they can coax their northern neighbours back this holiday season. Ultimately, the decision to travel south might hin...
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 15/12/2025
Tabarnak, the stupidest bill yet has passed. Time to find a decent VPN. www.michaelgeist.ca/2025/12/the-...
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The Most Unworkable Internet Law in the World: Quebec Opens the Door to Mandating Minimum French Content Quotas for User Generated Content on Social Media - Michael Geist
The Quebec government has amended its Internet streaming legislation by removing an exemption for social media services, establishing the most unworkable social media regulation in the world with comp...
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 06/12/2025
"Back in my day we only had 216 colours and you had to mix them up to get any sort of shading..." "Sure, sure grandma. Let's get you to bed".
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 02/12/2025
Dude really doesn't get it, eh? www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...
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Wayne Gretzky hits the links with Trump, just weeks after addressing criticism from Canadians
Hockey Hall of Famer Wayne Gretzky has been spotted hanging out with some high-profile figures, including longtime pal U.S. President Donald Trump over U.S. Thanksgiving weekend, which has led to some...
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 29/11/2025
Putin has the best blackmail. The biggest, most beautiful blackmail. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
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Trump to hand Putin Ukraine’s occupied territories
US president sends envoys to Moscow with peace plan that recognises Russia’s war gains
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 26/11/2025
So Stellantis really went with the digital equivalent of "the dog ate my homework"? Bold move. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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MPs ‘speechless’ after Stellantis fails to show up to hearing, citing technical issues | CBC News
Members of Parliament from multiple parties slammed Stellantis on Tuesday for failing to show up to a committee hearing about the federal government’s multimillion-dollar funding deals with the global...
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 25/11/2025
Earlier this year, I re-read the @scalzi.com "Old Man's War" series in prep for "The Shattering Peace". I'm doing the same for @cstross.bsky.social and "The Laundry Files" in prep for "The Regicide Report" but, man, "Quantum of Nightmares" is hitting a little too hard given, you know, everything.
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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
My microwave sings a little song when my Hot Pocket is done. Should it have the right to vote?
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 18/11/2025
Somewhere out there is an alternate universe in which Gore beat Bush and MySpace beat Facebook and Nuzzi didn't release a book of Vogon poetry-level prose. It's lovely and those blissfully ignorant people have no idea what fate they dodged.
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Henri Helvetica 🧑🏾‍🚀🇭🇹 @henrihelvetica.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Folks will not provide ALT TEXT for images, yet, will write very detailed and descriptive prompts to get the right image for Gen #AI. Make it make sense. There's a talk and presentation tucked away in there. #a11y
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
the elite class becomes easier to understand when you realize they think everybody is as dumb as they are
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 15/10/2025
Cal is six! Happy birthday you big furry muppet.
A very handsome black doodle sitting on a forest trail with leaves on the ground as well as green foliage in the trees.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 07/10/2025
Oh yes please, sign me up for this 51st state bullshit.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 30/09/2025
Not even satire.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 29/09/2025
Thanks @katebeaton.bsky.social for the laughs this morning. "Maybe you shouldn't cut your own hair on opioids" made me snort in my coffee. Hope you are feeling better.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 24/08/2025
Someday anthropologists may study this in the same way that we question the logic of pulling down trees to build bigger and bigger maoi statues at Easter island.
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Thefourthvine @thefourthvine.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Half my neighbors want cops to arrest 10yo kids for riding ebikes. Local stores and restaurants allow max of two teenagers in the store at once. Kids played Pokemon Go outdoors and people reacted like it was the end times. We took everywhere away from them. Of course they’re on their phones.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 23/07/2025
Whelp, I guess I know what I will be re-reading over the summer.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
I'm honestly surprised we still have Juneteenth as a federal holiday. I am not even a little bit joking
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 18/06/2025
🎶 Stagflation.... 🎶
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Rest in Peace, Marc Garneau. Thank you for your service. #cdnpoli
Marc Garneau in his astronaut uniform.
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Duolingo right now: youtube.com/shorts/hL9pl...
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Literally every company now
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.
"WE'VE ARRANGED A society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces. Who is running the science and technology in a democracy if the people don't know anything about it?"
"Science is more than a body of knowledge, it's a way of thinking. A way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding of human fallibility. If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of those in authority, then we're up for grabs for the next charlatan, political or religious, who comes ambling along."
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 28/05/2025
These self-proclaimed alpha males are *so afraid* of everything and everyone.
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