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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦

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I guess I am on this site now. Ottawa, Canada.

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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 25/06/2026
The Frasier Institute: "Ah yes, Niles, let us carefully study this wonderfully pretentious Beaujolais."
Kelsey Grammar as Frasier Crane sitting behind his radio talk-show desk.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 15/10/2025
Cal is six! Happy birthday you big furry muppet.
A very handsome black doodle sitting on a forest trail with leaves on the ground as well as green foliage in the trees.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 23/07/2025
Also, 80's action-romance-comedy villain.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 26/06/2025
Friends of Mark!!
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 18/06/2025
I'm local to you. I'd love to convince you otherwise over coffee (you might recognize where I am sitting at this very moment).
Sitting with a coffee and a black dog at a local shop.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 14/06/2025
I can relate. We were gifted this furry abomination with all the brains of a golden retriever and the stubbornness of a poodle. He vigorously defends the house against crows and squirrels at 3am, but would greet an intruder. I hope your stupid cat brought as much joy as our lovable idiot dog.
A furry black doodle with a ball.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 08/05/2025
We've tried nothing and we're all out of ideas!
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 03/04/2025
We are at the stage where he's in the cockpit and randomly pressing buttons and has now managed to disengage the autopilot. Buckle up, passengers. (credit to the New Yorker - Will McPhail)
New Yorker cartoon where an airline passenger is saying "These smug pilots have lost touch with regular passengers like is. Who thinks I should fly the plane?"

Many other passengers have their hands up.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 19/03/2025
Can you do this one next? I have a map from 1834 and according to Trump this means that a good chunk of Washington state actually belongs to Canada. 😜
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 13/03/2025
Is my Mac trying to tell me something?
Mac OS crash report for the "stocks" application.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 06/03/2025
Just so we are clear about what is "unjust and disproportional", the counter-tariff is for the tariff, removing every american product off the shelf is for the threats of annexation.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 01/03/2025
Americans today:
Nazi asking "Are we the baddies?"
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 10/02/2025
Superbowl agenda: - Reading by the fire with my dog at my feet.
Cozy scene with a stone fireplace with a wood log fire. In front, there is a carpet with a large shaggy black dog sleeping next to an ottoman with a copy of Bill Bryson's "A short history of nearly everything".
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 31/01/2025
Hey American peeps - what the hell is going on down there? Seems like everything is breaking all at once?
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 26/01/2025
Is "patio" inspired by my setup - complete with sleeping dog?
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 23/12/2024
Christmas baking begins! This year, it's two selections from the NYT Cookie Week: - Bûche de Noël Cookies | Claire Saffitz - The Ultimate White Chocolate Macadamia Cookies | Sohla El-Waylly
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 23/12/2024
The human brain is bizarre as heck. I'm doing the NYT spelling bee in the morning and hit a wall, so I turn it off and go about my day. At bedtime, I fire up the app and *immediately* get the pangram which is "Ebullient". The fact that I have a sub-conscious and it's just processing away... 🤯🤯
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 03/12/2024
Chaser:
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 03/12/2024
Shot:
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 03/12/2024
When text message scammers don't do their research:
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 03/12/2024
I'm sure like last time around, it will be a very fair and legal process, complete with paper ballots:
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 27/11/2024
I think I know where the brilliant tariff strategy came from: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juche
"Thanks for the idea on how to make a strong country and economy - I'm totally stealing this for my own country! PS - I dig your uniform and shiny medals!"
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 25/11/2024
Cal looking handsome in new snow.
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Mark Demeny 🇨🇦 @markdemeny.com · 23/11/2024
For various reasons, I have been off a truly "social" network for many, many years now. I feel like it's now an appropriate time and place to share a pic of my ball-obsessed pooch for everyone's amusement.
A black doodle staring intently at a ball being held up in front of him.
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