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words mechanic. mute me when skating’s on

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Every guy in a videogame:
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Like ants
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I love Sam Kriss to the moon
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If you let AI do your writing, I will come to your house and kill you
Did you think I wouldn’t be able to tell? I can tell.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Cell phones don’t exist. They were never invented. You’re a patient in a 19th century asylum eagerly swiping on a hand mirror
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
‘Why throw my life away going to law school, when I could just go to philosophy grad school to maximize my lifetime financial earnings and then read about the law in my free time’ I remember thinking
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
but god forbid they PASS A BUDGET
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
illustration of a small person smiling and riding a bike with a helmet saying, "i like riding my bike"

next to them is a person with bulging eyes and head veins and a grimace in front of a steering wheel saying, "I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE"
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I thought Ellery Queen was going to be good, like Sayers or Allingham. He sucks
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The deviled eggs were all gone by the time I got to them at the church potluck today. I was too far back in line
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Pam Wishbow @pamwishbow.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Today is the day if you want to see a whole lot of deviled eggs online. Really a great day for that and that alone.
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evelyn @evelynwebsite.com · 05/04/2026
I think one of the things about bluesky is that for a lot of its users, it represents a kind of retirement from social media. Like I’m tired and I want to get out of the game
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Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
ALL GOO, NO EGG
Cadbury crème egg bar that says all goo, no egg
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Martha Smith @mostlymartha.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Of course I'm crying because of the Earth photo from Artemis II! Look how beautiful, how precious and rare we are! How gossamer our atmosphere! What an impossible treasure we have!
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
just found this nice @rockpapershotgun.bsky.social interview with the fromsoft lead translator / whisperer www.rockpapershotgun.com/the-jolly-co...
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The jolly co-operation of localising Dark Souls
Ryan Morris, lead translator at Frognation, talks about localising Dark Souls games, and translating its strange world into English.
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Do I know anybody local who might want to buy two Savannah Bananas tickets? We are going to have 2 extras for the April 12 game!
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I am in love with Sam Kriss’s writing. Cannot get enough of him. Do yourself a favor and read this just to let the sentences roll around in your mouth
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Is my writing too wet?
In defence of gloop
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Reenie⁷ @reenieonice.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This looks like the cast photo of a really bad Star Trek episode.😭⛸️
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Sara Bibel @deepsoap.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@fuggirls.bsky.social I want to alert you that the figure skating World Championships now have an awards show with a red carpet
Ilia Malinin, Anastasia Gubanova, Mariia Ignateva and Danijil Szemko looking ridiculous. Ilia is wearing a sheer black tank top with a man purse and a long black skirt
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Carolina VonKampen 📚 Freelance Editor @carolinavonkampen.com · 29/03/2026
... to me, it does not seem ideal to have a perpetual "yes man" in those scenarios. Writers need real, nuanced feedback. Business owners need to understand their business and target clients themselves and need to hear "no" when their idea sucks
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Smalljones aka Paul Jones @smalljones.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I'm lookin' for hard-headed woman One who'll make me do my best And if I find my hard-headed woman I know the rest of my life will be blessed, yes (yes), yes, yes I know a lot of fancy dancers People who can glide you on a floor They move so smooth but have no answers youtu.be/Z8T8pLAxCXg
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Cat Stevens - Hard Headed Woman (1970)
YouTube video by Beat-Club
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Made these (used all ground lamb) and they SLAP tastesbetterfromscratch.com/gyros/
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Easy Gyros - Tastes Better From Scratch
This homemade Gyros recipe has flavorful lamb gyro meat served in a pita and topped with lettuce, tomatoes, red onion, and tzatziki sauce.
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Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb) @longersky.com · 24/03/2026
I asked the chatbot, and it told me the only path to excellence consist of sustained habits that allow a person to exercise their vital powers under conditions given scope. This seemed like work, so I asked again, and it hacked my LCD soundsystem to play Salt-N-Pepa's Push it slightly too loud
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I'd give away my firstborn for one

The Blue Jays are giving away a “Born Ready” bobblehead of Vladimir Guerrero Jr. on May 25, per 
@BlueJayHunter
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Jackie Wong | Rocker Skating @rockerskating.com · 24/03/2026
While my laptop threatens to die, group 5: Shun Sato, Aleksandr Selevko, Donovan Carrillo, Yuma Kagiyama, Yu-Hsiang Li, Kao Miura bit.ly/wc26prac #WorldFigure
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2026 World Championships Practice Notes | Rocker Skating LIVE
Practice notes for 2026 World Championships – Your one-stop shop for practice notes for the 2026 World Figure Skating Championships
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
my go-to answer is “affluent white man enjoys, causes the blues” but this one unfortunately has only gotten funnier every year I’ve been alive and on the internet
Onion op-ed style article with the headline “We Are Not Properly Following Robert’s Rules of Order” there’s a grumpy-looking white-haired guy in the author photo
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it. From the Penn student paper: www.thedp.com/article/2026...
Goldman Sachs reports that 300 million full-time jobs could be replaced by AI by 2030. Labor turnover is high and hiring has slowed. 71% of Americans worry that AI will cause permanent job loss. As young people about to enter the workforce for the first time, the fear of unemployment is understandable, but we cannot save ourselves with the very tool that is putting us at risk.

The irony is that as Penn pours endless money and energy into AI advancement in its attempt to get ahead, the University is only quickening its own demise. AI cannot coexist with education — it can only degrade it. As technology advances and workers are replaced by machines, schools are some of the only places we have left to explore and wrestle with human thought. With our own university leading the charge, AI is now corrupting those few sacred spaces and leaving us with nowhere to engage in true scholarship. 

Editorials represent the majority view of members of The Daily Pennsylvanian Editorial Board who meet regularly to discuss issues relevant to the Penn community. This body is led by Editorial Board Chair Jack Lakis and is entirely separate from the newsroom. Questions or comments should be directed to letters@thedp.com.
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Citizen X @citizenx.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I think its obvious to everyone by now: that everyone in government should be fully prosecutable for any crime and be treated just like any other perp
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
SORRY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN SMOKEN A JOINT "SORRY I DIDNT TEXT YOU BACK, I INTERPRETED THIS AS A DEMAND AND REFUSED TO COMPLY, I WILL NEVER IMPROVE, I DONT FEEL LIKE IT " SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO TAKE SOME AGENCY FOR YOUR SELF, IN THIS UNIVERSE WHERE EVERYTHING CONSTANTLEY PINGS AND BUZZES AND BEEPS FOR YOUR ATTENTION, IF THE WORLD WILL GIVE YOU NONE THEN YOU HAVE TO CREATE YOUR OWN PEACE, AND THATS ME, IM MY OWN PEACE!!! OF SHIT!!!!!!!! LOL IM PLAYIN BUT ARENT WE ALL ULTIMATELY PEACES OF SHIT GETTING FLUSHED DOWN GOD'S NASTEY TOILET, IM JUST HOPIN I EVENTUALLY FERTILIZE SOMETHING COOL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
girl bye
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Kim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I will also remind people that layoffs are traumatic, please take care of yourselves. And play a simple but repetitive game (Tetris, merge, match 3) to help yourself process.)
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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I used to freak myself the f*ck out by telling myself I could "never again" use an old skill that was ultimately self-harmful. Our traumatized nervous system doesn't respond well to ultimatums & firmly closed doors. Don't focus there. Focus on new tools you can use first.
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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
For me a key trauma recovery tool is writing. Writing in my journal, making notes, making lists. Trying to remember & work all this out in your head is a mistake, especially if dissociation is part of your symptom picture (& it is). Document & evolve your recovery plan on paper.
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Dr. Glenn Patrick Doyle @drdoylesays.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Nobody reading this has the option to not feel or not remember. Sorry. Dissociation doesn't make us "not feel" or "not remember." It just diverts feelings & memories to "parts" of us that then have to hold them, alone, sometimes for decades. We just can't do that to ourselves.
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My power bills have tripled (almost $300 a month) since last November. Duke Power is garbage, audit their asses c.org/twwk6CjT6g
c.org
This campaign needs you now
Audit and refund Duke Energy customers in NC/SC
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
gotta be another way to do this
the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand
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Bony 🦴 Skeletino 💀 @notalegalrecord.net · 07/03/2026
*librarians nod vigorously*
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I have said “oh yeah totally” to more insane shit in order to close a conversation this week than I have probably most of last year
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
My god
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You'll regret it
About nothing it is hardly worth while to waste a word
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
rio is adorable #WorldJFigure #figureskating ⛸️
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Daiya 🤝 Yanhao wearing a shade of blue and doing 1A2T followed by a clean 3A #figureskating #WorldJFigure
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i love daiya's little feathers on his costume. it's a gorgeous program and he's a gorgeous skater #WorldJFigure #figureskating ⛸️
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
daiya is so musical, and i love his spins. jumps are fake ,#WorldJFigure #figureskating
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
daiya's doing lots of skating around between jumps trying to get his head right, it's a bummer #WorldJFigure #figureskating ⛸️
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i love taiga's coach, she's like a happy little gnome #WorldJFigure #figureskating ⛸️
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i love a Yeety Boy #WorldJFigure #figureskating ⛸️
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
nishino is all attack and LFG, i like it #WorldJFigure #figureskating ⛸️
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
jacob has gorgeous spin positions. so much stretch and attention to making gorgeous lines. jason brown-style attention to detail #WorldJFigure #figureskating ⛸️
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
DOES JACOB HAVE LITTLE CRYSTALS IN HIS HAIR TO MATCH HIS SHIRT PLS SAY YES #WorldJFigure #figureskating ⛸️
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heath @marigolds.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
that 3a/3t combo FLEW #WorldJFigure #figureskating
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