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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast

@furiosalizabeth.bsky.social
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Writer, editor, figure skater, book nerd, amateur gluten-free baker. She/her, ace, bi. TERFs f*ck off. 🏳️‍🌈

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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I love to see Julia getting the recognition she deserves at last #FigureSkating
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They don't want their own kids to use the thing they're forcing your kids to use in school.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/09/2026
"this republican politician is a total piece of shit" is like a dog bites man story at this point www.nytimes.com/2026/09/08/u...
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Roger Marshall Sued 700 Patients for Debts; 81 Were Arrested. Now He’s a Senator.
Patients sued by Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas were routinely charged 18 percent interest, The Times found. Some had bank accounts garnished.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Alexis Goldstein @alexisgoldstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A person in pantyhose, holding a lit cigarette in their hand, which has a ring on their middle finger, and the caption “My idols are dead and my enemies are in power”
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I cut a few dahlias to decorate my room after surgery. I really love the spiky pink one (Star’s Favorite)! 🌸
Four pinky-purple-yellow dahlia blooms, clockwise from front: Wine-Eyed Jill, Caitlin’s Joy, Snoho Doris, and Blue WishA pink and yellow spiky dahlia bloom called Star’s Favorite
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don’t think we knew Olivia and Mark had teamed up??? ⛸️
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“Heeeeeeeey” 😭⛸️
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burnlittlelight (she/her) @burnlittlelight.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
In 2016 right after the death of Amanda Arkansassy Harris of beloved memory, I got a last-minute ticket to see Dolly Parton in concert and went in tribute to my friend, who was cut from the same cloth. I tried to take a couple pictures of Dolly, but they turned out like this. Thought I’d share:
Dolly Parton in live performance photographed from a pretty good seat. The sheer amount of glitter and rhinestone under the stage lights has rendered her a luminous silhouette with no visible features but her unmistakable outline.Same as the alt text from the other image, but a slightly different angle. There’s a scrap of light floating above Dolly’s luminous silhouette like a halo.
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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Eagle Fandom BNF ☕️🦬 @trenchologist.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jolene Jolene — Jolene Jolene
charlesoberonn
The song "Jolene" but the singer never stops describing Jolene, going into more and more details and getting more and more disturbing until you're not sure what Jolene is except that you're afraid of her.

prettyokayray
¿ your teeth are sharp / your mouth agape your claws rend flesh / there's no escape from the judgement of the Eldritch One, Jolene

blad-the-inhaler
He screams about you in his sleep and when he wakes, does naught but weep in terror, of the one they call Jolene

butts-for-days
blackening the summer skies
with burning wings and countless eyes we tremble at the sight of you, Jolene

animatedamerican
& we cower here beneath your gaze that sets the earth and sky ablaze have mercy at the end of days, Jolene
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eeby @tired-noises.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
RIKURYU IS REAL!!!!! ⛸️⛸️⛸️⛸️
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welcome to the glennaissance @maillardreaction.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
probably the figure skating program i've rewatched the most times. watching it once more for strength www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcvj...
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Ashley WAGNER - 2016 World Championships - LP (BBC)
YouTube video by penpitstopsskatingvideos
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dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
was at a welding workshop yesterday (!!!) where a couple of gen z gays who otherwise knew nothing about figure skating were making fun of ilia for skating to his own bad spoken word by proclaiming instructions about welding like "you are something.... but not nothing.... metal.... has a memory"
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
More from me... and WHY UNIONS ARE AMAZING! karenattiah.substack.com/p/the-washin...
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The Washington Post Fired Me. I Fought—and Won My Job Back.
Nearly a year after being wrongfully fired for my comments on race, gender and violence, an arbitrator has ordered my immediate reinstatement.
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
also if any of you have any #HeatedRivalry accounts for me to follow during my convalescence, you are legally obligated to tell me, especially if they have fanfic recs
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me every time I see news about a Giants pitcher this season: “is that one of the homophobes or is it the other guy?”
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
paging @infinitescream.bsky.social
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Carolyn 🇨🇦 @carolynp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Meme from Lord of the Rings. Gimli: never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Doug Ford. Legolas: I’m gonna rip out all the bike lanes. Gimli: Christ alive you’re the worst.
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 22/08/2026
Heated Rivalry will not be kept down.
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m having shoulder surgery on Thursday. Idk if that means I’ll be on here more or less than usual. More if I can type with my left hand, less if not. Maybe it’s time to explore speech to text?
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Gina Dalfonzo @ginadalfonzo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"Neutral" Russian junior ice dance team skates to a Ukrainian song. Tell me again how important it was to let them back into competition and how carefully you vetted your "neutral" athletes, ISU. #jgpfigure 🤬 ⛸️
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
lol, the ISU has completely given up on the stream and now it's scheduled for five hours from now?? ⛸️
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🥈72 dogs 🐝 @careycuprisin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Typical figure skating news feed: - This pair split up - This skater retired - This skater will go to NHK Trophy - This coach indicted for abusing a minor
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AnythingGOEs - Figure Skating @anythinggoe.com · 10/08/2026
🇯🇵 Yuna Nagaoka / Sumitada Moriguchi have withdrawn from Kinoshita Group Cup after Nagaoka suffered a fractured left leg in a traffic accident mainichi.jp/articles/202...
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ゆなすみがCS木下グループ杯を出場辞退 長岡が事故で左足骨折 | 毎日新聞
フィギュアスケート・ペアの「ゆなすみ」こと長岡柚奈選手、森口澄士選手組(木下アカデミー)が、チャレンジャーシリーズ(CS)・木下グループ杯(9月4~6日、東京辰巳アイスアリーナ)の出場を辞退することが10日、発表された。マネジメント事務所によると、長岡選手は交通事故に遭い、左足を骨折したという。
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Chandler Bing: Where Are All The Men?!
Alt: Chandler Bing: Where Are All The Men?!
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eeby @tired-noises.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
RIP Hannah/Ye (Kor), welcome Hannah/Ye (Kor) ⛸️
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I am SCREAMING with laughter. The Orioles broadcasters were absolutely losing their shit
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dr joseph butts @quadwaxel.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
watching men's figure skating 🤝 watching men's gymnastics = 😡 you think you're too good to point your fucking toes??
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
took 1000000hp damage by turning on "Boston's Classic Hits" radio and hearing "Hot in Herre"
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m at a #France watch party that just went nuts #WorldCup2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 07/07/2026
the best way to avoid Mean Posters taking victory laps on your timeline going "nyyah, nyyyahh, told you so!" when the Blackwater mercenary with the Nazi tattoo has his monthly sex scandal was going "hmm, don't think I'll defend this guys Nazi tattoo" when the picture was first made public simple
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 03/02/2026
Want a spell I wrote mmmm 5-ish years ago but is still really unpleasantly pertinent? Okay, here's "A Simple Banishing Ritual For The Age Of Shitty People (Usually Men, But Feel Free To Adapt For Other Genders As Necessary)."
A Simple Banishing Ritual For The Age Of Shitty People (Usually Men, But Feel Free To Adapt For Other Genders As Necessary).

Oh fuck!
He did what?!
Put the whole man
Into the garbage.

Fuck's sake!
Not him, too!
Make that man get
Right into the sea.

Ah, hell!
Him, for sure
But still, he goes
Straight into the sun

Into the garbage
Into the sea
Into the sun

Into the garbage
Into the sun
Into the sea

Into the sun
Into the garbage
Into the sea

Into the sun
Into the sea
Into the garbage

Into the sea
Into the sun
Into the garbage

Into the sea
Into the garbage
Into the sun.

(Into the garbage
Into the sea
Fuck right off straight into the sun)
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
bring the dog adoption people over. have them inspect every inch of the candidate's fence and tsk over loose chicken wire. it is truly the least we can ask.
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I commend you in the strongest possible terms to find out where the Argentinean diaspora in your area hangs out for football matches and go there tomorrow morning.
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
evergreen baseball skeet at this point. what a rookie year for that guy
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 07/07/2026
Cheer up, USA. One of your soccer teams has won 4 World Cups.
Megan Rapinoe
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
were they going to lose anyway? almost certainly! is the Trump Curse a thing? 10000%
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year
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Nicholas Handler @nicholashandler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“Salute to America Immediate Evacuation” is an instant classic.
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The Denver #Argentina fans are having a GREAT time at Louisiana and Broadway
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Suffice it to say the Denver #Argentina fans liked that
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Vamos Argentina! (here with my Argentinean cousin-in-law and half the people who were at her wedding last year)
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
9NEWS' Phil Lipof from Diana DeGette's election night watch party" "There are four people in this room. Two of them are photographers. Two of them are reporters. The bartender is gone. Everyone is gone."
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 01/07/2026
I have watched all the heated rivalry episodes multiple times, I own the books I read the fan fiction. I have not watched Off Campus. It's not the hockey.
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Joel Kim Booster Says Hollywood Has Learned the Wrong Lessons From ‘Heated Rivalry’
The actor says the industry is doubling down on hockey, not queer representation.
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Reenie⁷ @reenieonice.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nickolaj Sorenson was unsuspended today based off the technicality that got his rape charge thrown out of court. His victim is raising money for legal funds to re-file and hopefully find justice at last. If you can help, please consider it. This man needs to be out of figure skating.
gofundme.com
Donate to Help raise funds for a Canadian lawyer in SDRCC case, organized by Ashley Foy Tervoort
Hi! My name is Ashley Foy. I am the survivor in the Nikolaj S… Ashley Foy Tervoort needs your support for Help raise funds for a Canadian lawyer in SDRCC case
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
give this woman a cameo in Season 2 goddammit
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welcome to the glennaissance @maillardreaction.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
in the era when i got into figure skating, a three-time US champion releasing this video would have tanked her scores both domestically and internationally and gotten her disinvited from stars on ice... it's nice to think we've made SOME progress 🥹
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G @gnielsenart.com · 30/06/2026
The ISU have decided that figure skating has been wholesome and fun for long enough I guess - time to get back to it's roots of abuse and corruption
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Elizabeth, Knife-Shoe Enthusiast @furiosalizabeth.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
thanks, I hate it! ⛸️
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