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Marat

@marat.uk
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An indie in London, I build games that are destined to die out

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neotl @ctrlcreep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Meditate to reduce your hitbox. Self, shrunk into a single pixel, shielded by the inert body. A mind where wounding voices cannot reach
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Everything Is Fine @everythingisfine.fyi · 01/10/2026
Coke ε
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qntm @qntm.org · 01/10/2026
Coke Non-Zero
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
[learning computer science] so there are two widely used parsing strategies. one is very hard to wrap your head around and the other doesn't work
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 01/10/2026
# BANNED AND RESTRICTED ANNOUNCEMENT / 09/30/2026 One-card spread: The Ten of Swords is *banned* The Nine of cups is *banned* Another season of pro tarot league is almost upon us. While most formats are thriving, in the fast and degenerate world of one-card we're seeing concerning metagame data,
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Marat @marat.uk · 21/09/2026
@crypticsea.bsky.social happy big one!
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Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm learning to shed a certain perfectionism I've clung to for too long.
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Alex Austin @crypticsea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
apparently when most coders joked that all they did all day was copy and paste code from stack overflow they weren't actually joking
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grace "618" mcmillan @block-618.com · 04/09/2026
wow! metro!
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Avram Grumer @avramg.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
two legs uv stone and broken things are all thats left uv king uv kings. “my name is Oz; look and despare!” but only sand is sitting ther
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I will not read discourse. reading discourse is the discourse killer
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
working in interactive systemic narrative and looking up a paper
spiderman pointing meme but there are a lot of spidermen
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grace "618" mcmillan @block-618.com · 30/08/2026
new userstyle in progress! no promises itll be finished let alone released since that happens to be the fate for all my other themes
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 03/09/2026
finally, I have completed this tooling project and now I can use the tool to build a video game [thinks about the video game's design for ten seconds] unfortunately the spec for the tool has just grown another feature
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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Kai 🌟 @kaidav.is · 30/08/2026
brought to by shipping myself another self-serving single page site to solve a small pain/problem
Meme poster on a slate-blue background. An anatomically detailed human skeleton strides energetically to the left. Large white headline across the top: "JUST BUILD IT." A white script line beside it: "you can just do things!!!" Down the left side, a white list: single page site, api, script, crazy idea, self-serving site, cli nobody asked for, chrome extension, dumb little bot, spite fork, the thing you keep describing. Bold white line across the bottom: "IF IT SUCKS…BUILD YOUR OWN!!" and beneath it, in script: "real builders ship."
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sylvie @sylviefluff.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
if "vibe coding" wasnt taken by ai it would be a good name for the near-final stage of a project where you are locked the fuck in and the code is just flowing from your fingertips like a fucken wizzard. all of it complete dog shit
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Alex Austin @crypticsea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
whenever I'm working on human movement physics
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Misty De Méo @cdrom.ca · 01/09/2026
Encountered one of the best emails I've ever seen
Email from Tom Sands to London Hackspace on August 14, 2015:

“Please don't use the hackspace as somewhere to extract neurotoxins from snails.”
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Vlambeer @vlambeer.com · 01/09/2026
Happy 16th birthday to Vlambeer, shake your screen if you agree! 🎉 🎉 🎉
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Marat @marat.uk · 28/08/2026
Now that I’m in no danger of going viral I can start posting my inner thoughts online
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i think this is a contender for the stupidest line of code i've ever written
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Pushover @pushover.net · 21/08/2026
Please don't use ChatGPT to summarize your problem when emailing support. Just send me what you type into ChatGPT, it'll save us both a lot of time.
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 22/08/2026
oh hey i'm famous
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Jonathan Frakes in BEYOND BELIEF
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🏳️‍🌈Real🛠️Time🧙💛🤍💜🖤 @realtime.crt.video · 22/08/2026
i just wanted y'all to know it's a privilege sharing a planet with you each and every one of you
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Lake Mungo Jerry @toomanymonkeys.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Gorg is regularly on the "shouldn't we fire this guy?" list from the higher-ups, but everyone threatens to quit if they fire Gorg because god help them if they have to do Gorg-work
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Baudelaire presents nature as a temple of symbolic relations where scents, sounds and colors mirror one another, implying an underlying spiritual order. Therefore, there should be a dual to this "forest of symbols", a "landfill of symbols" where all exists as a reference to something outside it
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Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If I would get out of my own way, everything will become easier. But I know from videogames that that's boring. That's why I make my own life into nightmare mode. It's just more fun!
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Raigan Burns @raiganburns.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is a great way to put things: "Using AI to shortcut parts of the creative process means not being fully exposed to the contours of the thing being made and its possible directions." Every choice is a brush stroke; some blend of decision and performance. Each one of these matters tremendously!
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my favourite question at my work is asking how kids would feel about cattle living inside their house. total marmite question. you either love it or hate it, there's no ambivalence with cows
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
immersive sim, short for immersive simmersive,
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 17/08/2026
I feel like if you're even cogitating *asking* for 75 variations on one thing you are just so profoundly out of your depth as a director that you really should get the professional equivalent of euthanasia
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
it's only an immersive sim if you're getting fully dunked in a liquid
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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A Tumblr thread between two user. 

Scorpio-System says: "AAA  Video Game Publisher Voice: 'Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose." 

The post is tagged with numerous replies, including. 
"That goose keeps laying golden eggs. That's stagnation. I'm going to kill it and look for a goose that lays diamond eggs."  
"That goose normally lays golden eggs, but this time it laid a silver egg. So I'm going to kill it because even though I can still make good money with that,  It's not  as good as a golden egg."
"That golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don't care that golden eggs take time. If they're not constant, the goose is worthless to me."
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ivy sly @ivysly.com · 15/08/2026
felt like rngdle's ultralimited poetry composer was the only actually interesting part of the whole thing, so i spun it off into my own daily web "game". everyone gets the same 30-40 words each day to compose a prose poem with fridge magnet poetry tiles. fridgle.net #gamedev
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violet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have many theories of slop, but my current Theory of Slop is that what makes slop "slop" and not just "bad art" is that slop only ever aims to sate a desire created by past experiences of art rather than to create a new experience to be desired.
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Bizabizow / Ty @bizabizow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"sNISnerbobinson sNISnerbobinson ssAYAYAYAY!"
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You can just put any old shit in a videogame and nobody can stop you. Get weird.
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spam, a javelin that hums with power @spammm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
[wanders into a shunned land of menacing earthworks] wow i hope this is a place of honor
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
a lot of game designers would benefit from getting "the mechanic is not what you think it is" tattooed in mirror image across their chest.
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Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The best tutorials get out of the way of a player's innate curiosity. They feel like no tutorial at all.
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Pᴜʀᴇ Dᴇᴀᴅ Gᴀᴍɪɴɢ @puredeadgaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Fair play to Danny León, the Spanish Olympic skateboarder. This shot may never be eclipsed.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
OH YEA??? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETEN CRYS TEARS OF LIGHTNING "IT HURTS BUT YA GOTTA GET IT OUT " AND WOLFS WATCH THEM WITH RESPECT...... YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT ME OOPS "DA TEXT IS : YA WANNA TALK ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK? I WILL RESPECT YOUR PROVACY, NONE OF MY BUSINESS, MOTHER FUCKER " - I GOT CHIP'S TO EAT AND DAYLIGHT TO SLEEP THROUGH SO LETS FUCKEN GO , -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 11/08/2026
"writing takes so long", I say, as I spend time doing research and thinking to figure out a tortuous throwaway joke that it is entirely possible literally zero people in the audience will get
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Ricky Haggett @rickyhaggett.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sunday rant: The idea that we should have to publicly assert that we don't use AI to make games is absurd to me. Before that, wouldn't there need to be a step where AI is demonstrably any good for making games? Do we also have to assert that we aren't working with both arms tied behind our backs?
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 07/08/2026
They said "you can't program nostalgia" and clearly, they were wrong.
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Happy 👖 Mister 👖 Bigpants @misterbigpants.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Endlight released 3 years ago today! Mostly because no-one tried to stop me. #Endlight #SteamDeck
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 04/08/2026
you would think one might figure out, at some point, "hmm, I keep getting redirected to banned.ytmnd.com despite using a billion different proxies, maybe this website doesn't want me here", but unfortunately i don't think these people would "get it" if you brained them with a clue-by-four
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You're banned idiot!
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