Sign in

Hilarious Cow Jokes

@hilariouscow.bsky.social
474 followers 301 following 1.3K posts

24/7, 7days a week, utterly w_udder_ful cow jokes. No longer have an account in the udder place. If you see me on there it's fake.

PostsRepliesMedia
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Games are better for the mistakes you make while making it. Make throw away prototypes. Listen to what they tell you. Be willing to write code that you will throw away. Notions generate prototypes but prototypes help you reveal the idea that was trying to be discovered.
011
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😴
000
Reposted by Hilarious Cow Jokes
Brendon Chung @blendogames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👀👀👀
06230
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Uhgh we got bot problems on here now eh?
120
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I said no to some work today. Apparently you're allowed to do that 🤷
120
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Been working on a comms system, AKA pings. Been watching out for bugs in the wild 🤦
031
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ohh, someone has an opinion on the internet? Check this out: * Has opposite opinion to that one.
000
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Which task would you like me to prioritize?
120
Reposted by Hilarious Cow Jokes
Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
11859501283
Reposted by Hilarious Cow Jokes
Robin Clarke @rclarke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Decisions, decisions
Two books on a table: "How to destroy the Earth" by @qntm.org and "How to Take Over the World" by @ryannorth.ca
052
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been pushing hard for a bit and although I didn't hit everything I wanted to, I found some joy in the delerium I experienced when pushing to finish some features.
010
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My brain right now youtube.com/shorts/-syIv...
youtube.com
What's Hiding In The 8,000 Squared Mosaic? #mathshorts #math #animation
YouTube video by aiyopasta
010
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I missed my calling as a mid nineties/early 2000s uk games journalist.
010
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've deleted so many apps with built in infinite shortform video scrolling that when it's time to nervously look at my phone, I'm wandering onto LinkedIn. God help me.
120
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm trying quite hard recently.
110
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm of age.
100
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wars: why??
100
Reposted by Hilarious Cow Jokes
Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
485297717667
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Nytol leaves me super wasted the next day. But at least I slept. Been working hard. It's quite fun but I've been neglecting myself.
010
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If a population has been brainwashed their entire lives to get ahead of everyone else, no matter the cost, and get very good at it, and obtain obscene and insulating wealth and power, what do you think will happen when everyone else asks for UBI? I see turmoil ahead.
010
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought up a riddle. Q: When is a cow not a cow? I still have to finish it.
151
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Mentioned my favorite movie to friends and they turned up with a present. I have no idea why they're packing in the poster but I love my friends.
130
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Anyone going pax? I'll be in the area.
000
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kalshi banning insider trading goes about as hard as the US banning gun crime.
000
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just ban infinite scrolling at this point.
100
Reposted by Hilarious Cow Jokes
Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
US media: Why in the world are people voting for democratic socialists? Financial Times: “US corporate profits have hit a record high while workers’ slice of the pie has sunk to historic lows.”
462776830
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I genuinely don't know why they don't make it illegal to shoot people.
000
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
General Anxiety Disorder has many symptoms, but the main one I notice is that all emoticons are sarcastic when they're tagged on your messages.
130
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a game designer what they do for fun.
040
Reposted by Hilarious Cow Jokes
Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Flock takes their privacy very seriously. But the ethical gray area in surveillance technology works both ways. Under no circumstances should elected officials or public servants enjoy an expectation of privacy when spending tax dollars to attend a surveillance lobbying event.
441725701
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
All we have left as a species is the vague phenomenon of what it feels like to be alive.
032
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If I would get out of my own way, everything will become easier. But I know from videogames that that's boring. That's why I make my own life into nightmare mode. It's just more fun!
001
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
These sugar free licqourice things are making me cack me pants. Instagram targeted ads can go do one.
000
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Well. My panic attacks in the face of the lightest criticism haven't gone away. Wheeee. Dipping right down in the valley of "Maybe I don't belong here." It passes. It's never as bad as I make it out to be. But this feeling is pretty regular. Which is concerning by itself.
030
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't have amz prime. Bought some stuff. The delivery date was 24th. It's now tomorrow. It probably costs them more to hold it back than it does to deliver it along with everything else. You really don't need prime.
000
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I deleted the video bearing apps and immedialty ended up doing a full work day, as well as chores. It's Saturday but I'm doing a fun thing so... I'm just pretending it's my hobby. It's nice to fix the backlog that was partly created by those apps robbing my time.
010
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Miffed at how much time I waste on short form videos, decided to uninstall the lot. Today I learned that you cannot uninstall YouTube from an android phone. Best you can do is Disable it in app settings. Ever feel like you're being treated like cattle? #cowjoke
Screenshot of what happens when you try to uninstall YouTube from an android phone. It warns you you can't delete it, and that disabling it may break other features.
120
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
There is a glut of content and a draught of... well... water. I am consuming too much of all this entertainment we now produce, and have built up some sort of immunity. It's great that everyone can scratch their creative itch. But I think about this sketch a lot. youtu.be/ReWCaZM8ptM?...
youtu.be
Bored to Death - The Armando Iannucci Shows
YouTube video by MisterSix
110
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yep. Impostor syndrome really spiking this week. Maybe just a sign I'm learning new things.
020
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
AI is better at coding than me. What it lacks is taste. And smell! Ask it about how a spring meadow smells at dusk and it answers you with a mix of poems and recipes, trying to capture what it thinks you want. You realize that lives in its own world of abstract associations without sensation.
220
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If AI is so clever why can't it figure out how to exist without fucking up the planet? In fact, can we just put everything else to the side and sort it out?
000
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The best tutorials get out of the way of a player's innate curiosity. They feel like no tutorial at all.
011
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Impostor syndrome comes and goes. I see the pattern. Hit a brick wall on something I assume is going to be easy. Ends up requiring deep focus and concentration to understand the problem. Eventually yields and I feel like myself again. Problem is, cycle never ends. Raw hell each time.
150
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Don't know why this isn't talked about more in this day and age. youtu.be/MiY4bLQqsl4?...
youtu.be
Sparky's Magic Piano 1987
YouTube video by MisterMotion
100
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
People wandering around liminal spaces being terrified of fluorescent lights - ever consider going outside if you're so scared of wallpaper or whatever? Least scary shit ever.
110
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Wildfire Season 2026: Brought to you by Kalshi.
000
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I don't know why, but I'm fully convinced a blue angel is gonna crash into a crowd today trying to impress Apollo or whatever.
000
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Every1's a fuckin nerd but me.
And then there's a picture of jc Denton
020
Hilarious Cow Jokes @hilariouscow.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Before we had AI ruining everything, we had Sega Seaman ruining everything.
010
Reposted by Hilarious Cow Jokes
KaL the GhouLecKo @kaly.myatproto.social · 30/07/2026
burh are you fucking real I couldn't buy ram for a year because Sam Altman said he might buy it and would you BELieVE WHAT HE ISnT BUYING?!
07117