Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“The Juncler. Like the Joker but he’s unc and chopped” This is the dumb shit I apparently write myself notes about when I wake up in the middle of the night 000 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fall is here Hear the bell Back to soup Soup soup soup I can tell that we are gonna eat soup 000 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hey @scalzi.com I just wanted to say your account has always been fun to read and then I realized you’re an entire author? With things in bookstores??? Anyway for normal folks - some creators actually have an engaging online presence that isn’t just shilling their newest product! 000 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood Nymphanimal crossing pics @goj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Animal Crossing Wild World (2005) #acww 3573232360 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 08/08/2026guess who’s on their way to Springfield… #wpbl 140 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood NymphMiss Chris @fromscratchclub.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Now, do I need the score bug to be correct AND w hitters & pitcher names, AND shorter interviews AND the booth to correctly pronounce names and call what’s actually happening on on the field- ALL YES - but I can be patient. #WPBL 3172 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood NymphFantasy Sports Spot 🇨🇦 @fantasysportsspot.net · 03/08/2026Almost two home runs. Off by inches. #WPBL 031 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 03/08/2026San Fran Firebells are my chosen team LFG!! #wpbl 120 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood Nymphphylan @phylan.website · 02/08/2026I'll say it: greatest comeback in WPBL history 350599 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 02/08/2026cracking ourselves up my saying “the first X or Y in the history of women’s baseball” every time something happens #WPBL 190 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Mo’ne followed by Ashton is such a perfect start for the LA lineup #WPBL ready to get this game going!! 010 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood NymphFrankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 01/08/2026An hour of dead air is definitely a broadcasting choice. Could have had broadcasters educating the public on the players or the league or the rules or literally anything. It’s rough. 68212 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 02/08/2026wait the #WPBL is super new who wants to put together a company and try to become the Official Vape of WPBL??? we could totally pull it off or the official soup of the WPBL. let’s make a soup company 010 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 01/08/2026About to be extremely obsessed with the WPBL for approximately 1.5 months 030 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 04/07/2026way too invested in Cape Verde v Argentina right now. GOAL CPV!! #fifa #worldcup 000 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood Nymphceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights 114114632104 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 30/06/2026love to have Big Thoughts about books I’ve read recently and then imagine all the potential bean soup comments I’d get if I posted so I can get all of the social media toxicity without ever needing to actually post 100 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood Nymphlincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Anyone who talks enthusiastically about orbital data centers needs to learn firsthand about radiating heat in vacuum the same way laika the space dog did 011 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood Nymphpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026You know who shouldn’t have air conditioning? Christians. Every time you use air conditioning you’re saying God made a mistake when He set the temperature. 312770403 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 15/04/2026turns out going out and meeting new people and making new connections outside of work is good for your mental health. gross. 000 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood Nymphmaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 13/04/2026the enemy of my enemy is.... the pope? wait that can't be right. 9927168 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood NymphJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/04/2026You know who else was deleted after a backlash www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...theguardian.comTrump deletes post with AI image of himself as Christ-like figure after outcryThe US president’s conservative, Christian supporters decried the Truth Social post, calling it ‘disgusting’ 2961981 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 13/04/2026The amount of times I’ve said some variation of “I have very little knowledge on that topic can you tell me more” in the last week is cool but frustrating? I enjoy learning but also, I hate learning. 000 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Women in organizing spaces are absolute badasses 100 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood Nymphlincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 13/03/2026If we build a ramp and get those suckers up to speed the oil tankers can simply jump the strait 021 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood Nymphlincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 29/01/2026“I wish the Ring had never come to me,” Gandalf repeated in a high, whining voice. “That’s what you sound like, by the way.” 041 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood Nymphcrimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 29/03/2026santa could be delivering toys to everybody every night. cool ones, expensive ones, too. but he just does it once a year. and the fact that he could but he doesn’t is damning 093 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood NymphJjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Going back in time to kill a medieval peasant by giving them doritos locos but getting transfixed and struck down by the beauty of the full night sky 528743 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 29/03/2026I have never wistfully thought about being a parent until this exact moment - the fridge is empty of sugary beverages and dnd starts in 5 min so I don’t have time to run to the corner store. An 11 year old would come in clutch for this exact scenario 000 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Woke up from a nap with this thought fully formed in my head idk what kind of dreams I was having 000 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood Nymphlincoln @childfighter.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Brandon Sanderson in talks to bring the dilbert series to its epic conclusion 011 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 13/01/2026what percentage of uses of the word “gyre” only exist bc yeats wrote a poem while his pregnant wife was recovering from a pandemic. I’m gonna say at least 70% 210 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 11/02/2025that's what you get Anthony lmao, disrespectful AF meanwhile Woody having the exact reaction you'd expect after drinking unboiled lake water. great cliffhanger #extracted 020 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 11/02/2025drinking unboiled lake water this early in the game is certainly a choice. I legit no longer know who I think is gonna be the first one out now. if he gets sick, even the folks who are spinning out psychologically will outlast him #extracted 070 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood NymphDavid Bloomberg #BB28 #Survivor #TheTraitors @davidbloomberg.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Anthony being a little asshole by insulting his parents without having any idea what the situation was. Meanwhile his dad is crying on camera and blaming himself. #Extracted #RHAP 4102 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Anthony is being such an 18 year old, his poor momma was so worried she stayed up ALL night and all he can do is complain #extracted 020 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 11/02/2025if I'm spamming your feed, click on #extracted in this post and feel free to mute the hashtag - I'm obsessed and will keep posting the whole ep lol 010 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 11/02/2025that poor player who's parents screwed up and aren't sending him much for supplies simply due to lack of forethought 😭 #Extracted 041 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 11/02/2025time to turn the families against each other with some classic resource theft lol #extracted 000 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 11/02/2025omg they've got tons of cameras up in the forest and are making all the families watch live at the same time hahaha. it's a survivalist show but the competitor doesn't get to tap out, their family can make or refuse that choice for them even against their will this is fantastic 000 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 11/02/2025premiere of #Extracted is starting now and I'm so pumped - it's the closest we've gotten to the Hunger Games so far. I've said for years if we had an opt-in Hunger Games it would be the highest rated show on TV, I'm so excited 110 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 09/02/2025forgot to eat altogether today and that seems like an escalation in my stress levels lol 120 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Surprisingly solid turnout at the protest in Madison, especially for a weekday afternoon in Wisconsin winter 010 0
Reposted by Wannabe Wood NymphRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 26/01/2025how easy is it for a civilian to get a phaser 718914 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I know people see this dude as the ‘good billionaire’ but wtf is this?? you’re a billionaire. shut the fuck up and DO something 010 0
Wannabe Wood Nymph @maran.bsky.social · 21/01/2025just burned my arm with boiling water trying to make a video for my 12 tiktok followers so anyway yeah the Supreme Court was right that app has got to go 000 0
