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Maple Moose

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Your least favorite hostile ungulate.

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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 9h
This is basically what growing up Hispanic is like. And when you heard the whole thing you knew your ass was getting GLAZED
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 19h
I am not a "menace to society" That implies that I require a society to become a menace. I don't have that limitation :>
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I hate being right.
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 27/09/2026
I am this old.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 26/09/2026
I went somewhere today :v
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boozeandbullets2.bsky.social @boozeandbullets2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sF...
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Episode 5: "The Meme Machine" Hi-Point C9
YouTube video by Dawgshot
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 26/09/2026
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 26/09/2026
This is a thousand times better than AI.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 25/09/2026
Happy 9 2 5
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Dolly Parton Wink
ALT: Dolly Parton Wink
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 @aub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
genuinely afraid for the future safety of air travel if they run the furries out of the industry
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Nem @nemrtvi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Flock cameras are powered by rechargeable 18650 batteries. In case anyone was wondering. There's 18 of em in there.
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🔞Alix the herbivorous hotwife🔞 @alixrabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
👊
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/09/2026
This is a real tweet. They're so cooked.
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Scarlet Rose @scarlet-rose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks Satan for giving us goals
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Ziffane @ziffane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get the special shampoo and the little comb, EVERYTHING IS CRAB! twitch.tv/ziffane
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 21/09/2026
Hell yeah.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 20/09/2026
Behold; my card shop.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 19/09/2026
Good morning, my fellow faggots. Go forth and do your agenda.
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Zea Nalya @zeanalya.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm stunned that there's not more Saurus and Kroxigor monster-fucker content out there. How in the world are people sleeping on these designs?? Unless there is and I'm just blind??
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boozeandbullets2.bsky.social @boozeandbullets2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Democrats right now:
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gas is five bucks a fucking gallon. Unemployment and forced app employment are through the roof. Housing costs are sky high. We are watching core systems be corrupted and the targeting of minority groups. And instead of fighting back the democrats are planning how to sacrifice trans people next.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"PURITY TESTS!" I'm not purity testing anyone. I'm saying YOUR STRATEGY KEEPS FUCKING FAILING AND KILLING US. If "democracy is at stake," CONVINCE POLITICIANS TO DO THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT. "I can't do healthcare but I can do genocide and calling trans women men." That don't cut it.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 12/09/2026
The vitriol directed at me and other members of the trans community for having the audacity to declare our votes are not to be taken for granted. By cisgender people who otherwise have called themselves allies. I wish it weren’t so utterly predictable.
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emotional support failgirl @mewnie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
if you wish to help one of the nations spearheading this, here's their gofundme ❤️
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Donate to Saddle Lake Cree Nation Treaty Health Legal Defense Fund, organized by James Makokis
Help Saddle Lake Cree Nation Defend Treaty Health Rights and Pr… James Makokis needs your support for Saddle Lake Cree Nation Treaty Health Legal Defense Fund
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Green Country Collective @gsustulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Darius
2h.

I got fired from AMC because whenever
someone ordered a small popcorn, I'd
"accidentally" fill up a large bucket and tell
them we ran out of smalls.

Now I work at McDonald's, and you better
believe you order a 6 piece, you're getting
8 or 9 nuggets. Order a 10 piece? There are
at least 13 in that box.

l'll keep doing this sh*t until the day I die.
F_ck these giant corporations. I'm here for
the people.
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beloved Mothra @audleyzdarke.myatproto.social · 11/09/2026
The adolescent version of Godzilla from "Shin Godzilla" who, to put it charitably, looks both startled and like he was the victim of a rogue orthodontist, with the caption "the fuck you lookin at keep scrolling"
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 09/09/2026
Bitches ain't shit. I see you.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 08/09/2026
Programmer of a website that breaks frequently: I think my coding tool is alive bro
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 07/09/2026
Today is Labor Day. I hope that email 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 find me.
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WhatWouldShermanDo @name-is-the-byline.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 03/09/2026
actually insane to me how many americans don’t realize that a lot fewer of them end up dead if they depose their fascist government themselves than if they simply leave it alone and wait for some sort of international coalition force to do it for them
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 04/09/2026
Today is Friday, take out day. I crave a moose sized borgor
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QTori 🍣 @qtori.art · 04/09/2026
Reposting this cause it keeps happening
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 03/09/2026
It's not only heroes but villains too who are also cooler in fiction. IRL they're fucking cringe af.
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Zea Nalya @zeanalya.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A new Profile Pic! Got any questions? I'm all ears! 👋😘 Model @valorlynz.bsky.social Rig @captainflapcats.bsky.social Outfit @alexw95.bsky.social Texture @lostpaw.bsky.social Adj. @connivingrat.bsky.social Hair fiverr.com/johanwilsonr
Zea Nalya, the orca girl in a bikini top and shorts. She's flirting at the camera at a tropical bar. The speech bubble says, "Hey, I'm Zea (zay-ah)". The info box says "Orca, 5'10" - 178cm, 32 y.o., she/her, twin, professional flirt" and includes the bisexual pride flag.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 31/08/2026
I'm gonna pour myself a cup of ambition, yawn & stretch and try to come to life.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Extreme Northern Lights from last night over Tombstone Mountain Park, Canada. Original post
Image 1
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 31/08/2026
I'M FREE
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O Brother Where Art Thou Oh Brother
ALT: O Brother Where Art Thou Oh Brother
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 23/08/2026
I was just thinking of that failed MMO, Wildstar. Wildstar only lasted 4 years, 5 months and 25 days 03-June-2014 28-November-2018 That's still longer than the Confederacy At only 4 years, 3 months and 1 day. 08-February-1861 09-May-1865 Wildstar is my heritage. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXGc...
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Wildstar Login Screen and Music Extended [1080p]
YouTube video by WalkmanPlays
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 22/08/2026
Moose are big. BIG. Beeg even. Anthro moose are essentially "but what if there was a Deer-flavored Minotaur?"
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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 22/08/2026
post by Zeekerss @ZeekerssRBLX on X on 1/10/26

Concept art is the most poisonous place to use Al. That's when your creative vision is the most fragile and undeveloped. When you see what the Al made and say, "That looks cool, I want my game to look like that!" it's like it's secretly swapping out your baby with its own.
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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 21/08/2026
"A bunch of people would rather post on Race War Now Dot Swastika rather than Bluesky because you keep making fun of their imaginary computer friend" is a RESOUNDING endorsement for the concept of hostility.
Part of a thread from some bluecheck:
Multiple people I know have told me that they love the idea of Bluesky, and want it to succeed, but have abandoned it for X because the use agentic tools in their work and find them incredibly useful, and feel that any mention of their usage here leads to hate and ridicule.

I wouldn't bring this up if it was just one person, but it was multiple people since the beginning of August who mentioned in passing something to the effect of either "I'd spend more time on Bluesky if people weren't so anti-AI" *or* "As much as I hate to be there all the useful AI talk is on X."

I'm not saying it's anyone's responsibility to praise AI usage. I agree with much of the criticism of the tool. But for many, many people, it is a useful tech (I have talked about the ways I find it extraordinarily useful, only to have people here mock me, insisting my lived experience is a lie).

I am just noting that for all the people here who say that people should get off X and spend more time here, the reason I keep hearing from people in various circles who would *like* to do that, but don't, is the vociferous belief of many here that there are no possible positive uses of AI.
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Tacticool Girlfriend @tacticoolgf.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This might be the first targeted usage of 4473 forms against trans people (read the whole thread).
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Miracle @miraclebutt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember: safety first.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Grammaton Cleric Cassie @doubltroublgum.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
telling my bottom surgeon to make that bitch thick “trust me, bold will hold”
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 16/08/2026
Wondering if any of my mutuals play Gray Zone Warfare. Moose Actual and a very pew pew squad.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 15/08/2026
Direct Action always wins.
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