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Maple Moose

@maplemoose.wtf
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Your least favorite hostile ungulate.

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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 14h
This is basically what growing up Hispanic is like. And when you heard the whole thing you knew your ass was getting GLAZED
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 29/09/2026
I am not a "menace to society" That implies that I require a society to become a menace. I don't have that limitation :>
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God I hate being right.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 28/09/2026
What it feels like driving on the NJ Turnpike.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 28/09/2026
🤎
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 28/09/2026
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Hex Maniac Alice @ UUSmp 23/155 @haurchy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 27/09/2026
Fairchild F-27
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 27/09/2026
No like, for all you yungin's that weren't there, the 80's/90's can be defined as "everything smelled like cigarette smoke" Seriously. Everything.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 27/09/2026
I am this old.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 26/09/2026
I went somewhere today :v
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boozeandbullets2.bsky.social @boozeandbullets2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sF...
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Episode 5: "The Meme Machine" Hi-Point C9
YouTube video by Dawgshot
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 26/09/2026
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 26/09/2026
This is a thousand times better than AI.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 25/09/2026
🫎
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 25/09/2026
Would.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 25/09/2026
Happy 9 2 5
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Dolly Parton Wink
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 @aub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
genuinely afraid for the future safety of air travel if they run the furries out of the industry
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 25/09/2026
Getting R's voted in.
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Nem @nemrtvi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Flock cameras are powered by rechargeable 18650 batteries. In case anyone was wondering. There's 18 of em in there.
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🔞Alix the herbivorous hotwife🔞 @alixrabbit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
👊
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 22/09/2026
This is a real tweet. They're so cooked.
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Scarlet Rose @scarlet-rose.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks Satan for giving us goals
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 22/09/2026
Just looking at the picture of the cover and I feel like I got touched without consent.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 22/09/2026
Good effect on target.
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Ziffane @ziffane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Get the special shampoo and the little comb, EVERYTHING IS CRAB! twitch.tv/ziffane
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 21/09/2026
Hell yeah.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 21/09/2026
You're unafraid to be yourself.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 20/09/2026
Not to mention people posting their felonies. Like, don't fedpost bro.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 20/09/2026
Behold; my card shop.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 19/09/2026
Good morning, my fellow faggots. Go forth and do your agenda.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 19/09/2026
Difference is already fucking huge 💯
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 19/09/2026
phrogge
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Zea Nalya @zeanalya.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm stunned that there's not more Saurus and Kroxigor monster-fucker content out there. How in the world are people sleeping on these designs?? Unless there is and I'm just blind??
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 18/09/2026
Guiilty
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boozeandbullets2.bsky.social @boozeandbullets2.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Democrats right now:
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 18/09/2026
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Heman Skeletor's Evil Laugh
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 18/09/2026
I get to talk about my drinking game concerning this gun: Start with a fully loaded 25rd Ruger mag. Each person will attempt to fully empty the mag. Every malfunction, take a shot and continue. Winner is whoever can get through an entire 25rd mag w/o failure or last person standing.
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Queer Armorer @queerarmorer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gas is five bucks a fucking gallon. Unemployment and forced app employment are through the roof. Housing costs are sky high. We are watching core systems be corrupted and the targeting of minority groups. And instead of fighting back the democrats are planning how to sacrifice trans people next.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 16/09/2026
I mean, it's an Everytown propaganda page, so thinking isn't the strong point there.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 16/09/2026
yes, modifying 10rd magazines to hold more is modifying the ... *checks notes* lower receiver. Or something. I don't know, I don't speak stupid.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 16/09/2026
The Great Digital Averager
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 16/09/2026
ATF big mad that he got in on the gun running like they did.
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"PURITY TESTS!" I'm not purity testing anyone. I'm saying YOUR STRATEGY KEEPS FUCKING FAILING AND KILLING US. If "democracy is at stake," CONVINCE POLITICIANS TO DO THINGS PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT. "I can't do healthcare but I can do genocide and calling trans women men." That don't cut it.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 16/09/2026
Yes
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 15/09/2026
Sic Semper Those Fucknuts.
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 15/09/2026
Ruh roh...what the fuck did they do now.
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What is it now?
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 15/09/2026
They do the meme
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Maple Moose @maplemoose.wtf · 15/09/2026
He's the creature that suddenly appears at the end of my hallway when I shut off the lights
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