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Molly Minions

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Molly Minions @mapleby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My girlfriend turned into don draper!?
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 23/09/2024
corndog meme sectioned out into 4 pieces. 

boy i sure do love corndog

so convenient and delicious

uh oh out of corn dog 

wonder if my humor will let me suck his dick
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Robert Yang @radiatoryang.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
new vlog: I made this 3D world
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 01/10/2026
Living in constant fear of the day where I find out what Dungeon Crawler Carl is
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Molly Minions @mapleby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man it must be so crazy being a rokos basilisk weirdo Cuz like all everyone ever talks about on the computer is how much they hate the computer And you read that and think “welp that’s one more soul for computer hell” Kinda makes you wonder why not just be born again
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
It's also important to understand the current moment in the entertainment industries as one in which the large corporations that run these sectors are engaged in disciplining their labor forces through mass unemployment, using the investment crunch as a window of opportunity to do so.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 28/09/2026
What is happening is not that AI-generated cultural goods are replacing human-made cultural goods; what is happening is that capital is flowing out of the production of cultural goods *entirely,* making us all poorer for it.
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Molly Minions @mapleby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jim and Pam?? I bet if they made it today it would be Jim and Stan 😡
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norah, star of the swag 🔜 korshem @anorable.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
adjusted for inflation willy loman probably earned a respectable sum
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Fagatha Christie @catninetales.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spent the summer unionizing, got union busted. Now the IWW is buying me breakfast. Who knows where I’ll be next week.
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Classics Of Flash @classicsofflash.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Classics Of Flash 45
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 19/09/2026
BACK IN MY DAY KIDS WERE RAGE BAITING FOR THE PURE LOVE OF THE GAME NOW WE GOT "THIS SUCKS BROUGHT TO U BY WARTHUNDER" WHO DID THAT
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
the thing about sonic 06 is that you think oh sonic kisses a human woman it must be on some crash bandicoot 90s shit. sonic the stud. but its so much crazier than that because its not horny even a little. its instead deeply sincere about what it means for sonic to be your summer boyfriend
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
you cant marry sonic. but you can take the memories of your whirlwind affair with sonic with you your whole life and let it make you a better person. this is genuinely the message of sonic 06
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 18/09/2026
no one was on sonic team's level. from like 1998 to 2006 they did not know what shame was. and it was stupid. and it was beautiful. shadow the hedgehog died for the sins of man and then omega crucified him
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MissGevious @bigbuttbiggerheart.online · 18/09/2026
cleanup on aisle me!
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Sable, Sapphic Wet Nightmare 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
tired: straight man who says "whatever I want to fuck is a woman" wired: white woman who says "whatever I want to fuck is a dog"
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panken @panken.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 08/09/2026
why is anyone upset about video games when you can go and play Jumping Flash for play station
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YooShark 🦈 @yooshark.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my gooner wife won’t stop rubbing her stupid ass pussy
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Depop is an app for the criminally insane
a $10 "hoodie", but the photo is an extreme, blown out closeup of cat's facea child's jacket listed for $2,000 american dollars. the seller claims its the same jacket from the movie Jennifer's Body. frankly I doubt it!!a two pack of positive pregnancy tests "for pranks", listed as a Coach bag. someone peed on these.wide legged jeans printed with an image of flight 175 striking the twin towers on 9/11
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 23/08/2026
JERRY i don't care if it's 4/20, you can't give your baby weed...

I. I'm sorry Gran...

Without giving
Granny a hit first

YOOOOOOOOO!!!

Gran Gran greened out LMAOO000


comic by @NelliesNest
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
NEW DAY LETS TROT
meme that says 'how i sleep knowing i am infinitely unique and there is nobody as good at being me as i am. my existence alone is proof that love is real and each new day is not just another chance to 
experience this love, but to share it.' below this is a photo of homer simpson he is sleeping INCREDIBLY WELL tucked into bed
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller 08.16.48
P1- NANCY IS WAVING AS SHE IS WALKING 
NANCY: HELLO, BEAUTIFUL 
P2- NANCY WAVING:HI,GORGEOUS 
P3- NANCY WAVING; HELLO,GOOD LOOKING 
P4- NANCY IS WALKING PAST SEVERAL MIRRORS IN A DEPARTMENT STORE, AND IS GREETING HERSELF IN THE MIRRORS 
NANCY: HI, LUSCIOUS, HELLO, ADORABLE 
HI, GLAMOROUS
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Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This world needs so much healing.
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Robin Bea @robinbombus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Samus is 40 now which is just so so young. she's in the prime of her life, just getting started if you think about it. plenty of time to figure herself out and do whatever she wants with her future. that's what everyone is saying
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 05/08/2026
this is huge
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
Hiya. 🙃
Mickey Mouse taking off his normal ears to reveal human ones
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 29/07/2026
got u kingo
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Gorty jr @gortyjr.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
diorama restaurant
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ESPRIT DE CORPS - Kim Kitsuragi is a nice guy. Wish he was here right now.
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𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒚 𝒅𝒊𝒆𝒔 @borgerville.com · 16/07/2026
just saw your girl slow blinking at a stray cat
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
NANCY IS ASLEEP IN HER OWN BED
SHE IS STARTING TO DREAM, AND HER DREAM IS THAT THE NBC PEACOCK IS THERE AND THE DREAM HAS A CAPTION… IT READS AS FOLLOWS 

THIS NIGHTMARE 
      WILL BE 
IN FULL COLOR
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 04/07/2026
do u guys like my new shoes?
carrots in birkenstock sandals
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brent @murrman5.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
murderer looking for us: avril lavigne isnt a good guitar player my friend justin whispering: dont me slowly standing: no fuck this guy justin
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 14,1947
P1- NANCY IS WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE THEATER, SHE IS FRIGHTENED BY A SCARY CHARACTER ON THE SCREEN 
NANCY: WHAT A HORRIBLE LOOKING MAN 
P2- LATER THAT NIGHT, NANCY HAS JUST GOTTEN INTO BED
NANCY: I HOPE I DON'T DREAM ABOUT THAT AWFUL MAN

P3- NANCY IS AWAKENED AND SHE IS FRIGHTENED BY THE FACE OF THE MAN FROM THE MOVIE 
NANCY: HELP!

P4- NANCY TURNS ON THE LAMP AND REALIZES ITS NOT THE AWFUL MAN FROM THE MOVIE, IT’S JUST THE EASY CHAIR IN THE CORNER, 
THE DESIGN ON THE ARMRESTS LOOKED LIKE EYES, THE PILLOW APPEARED TO BE A NOSE AND THE SEAM IN THE SEAT CUSHION LOOKED LIKE A MOUTH
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
when you go for a quick peepee and suddenly have to poopoo
zac efron in high school musical dramatically grabbing his head
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 3,1958
P1- NANCY AND IRMA ARE TRYING TO GET SLUGGO TO WAKE UP, HE IS SLEEPING ON THE GROUND, HIS HEAD RESTING ON A ROCK

NANCY:SLUGGO- - SNAP OUT OF IT THIS IS IMPORTANT

IRMA: WE FOUND A WAY FOR YOU TO MAKE SOME MONEY THIS SUMMER

SLUGGO: Z Z Z 

P2- NANCY AND IRMA ARE CARRYING SLUGGO TO A DOWNTOWN STORE, THAT HAS A LARGE SIGN IN THE WINDOW IT READS …

  WIDE
AWAKE
   BOY
WANTED

SLUGGO: Z  Z Z
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autumn rain @slitherpunk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
addendum
sonic friday meme says "GO TO ITCH.IO AND PAY A DEV FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR SOME EXPERIMENTAL SHIT"
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
vampire werewolf: it's strange, bizarre, i know - but i suffered two curses that night. it makes my life... difficult, putting it mildly. me: 2012 ass bitch vampire werewolf: huh? me: reddit ass motherfucker vampire werewolf: what? me: epic bacon shit vampire werewolf: i don't understand.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
My first small talk move is asking if somebody has read book of the new sun and my second is asking if they have any wives
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Incredible sequel. Edge of my seat!
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
[guy who thinks déjà vu means getting ur dick stuck in a fan] man I had the craziest déjà vu earlier
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 11,1946
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1 SLUGGO IS OVER AT NANCY’S HOUSE, HE IS HOLDING HIS STOMACH 

SLUGGO:
I ATE TOO MUCH OF DAT
CANDY

NANCY: ME TOO

P2- 
SLUGGO: I'VE GOT A STOMACH ACHE

NANCY IS HOLDING HER JAW

NANCY: AND I’VE  TOOTHACHE 

P3- NANCY HAS A RAG TIED AROUND HER JAW 

SLUGGO: WHAT'S
DAT RAG FOR?

NANCY: IT HELPS MY TOOTHACHE

P4 NANCY WAS SURPRISED TO SEE SLUGGO WITH A RAG TIED AROUND HIS STOMACH
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
hello @rangedtouch.bsky.social I rushed to my computer after hearing the first 15 minutes of the latest Shelved by Genre because I had to make your idea real immediately
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
shadow the hedgehog, into a mirror: nice cock. NICE cock. nice COCK. nice... cock. nice. cock. nice. nice. niceeeeee. cock. rouge the bat: what the hell are you doing shadow the hedgehog: NOTHING
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 09,1948
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 
P1- SLUGGO IS AT HOME, AND HE HAS JUST RECEIVED A LETTER 

SLUGGO: HMM-..., LETTER FROM NANCY

P2- SLUGGO READING THE LETTER…

"DEAR SLUGGO -- - HOW ABOUT THAT QUARTER YOU OWE ME ?-.-I'VE WAITED LONG ENOUGH"

P3- SUDDENLY AS SLUGGO IS READING THE P. S. , THERE IS A LOUD KNOCK AT THE FRONT DOOR…KNOCK KNOCK 

SLUGGO IS SCARED BY THE LETTER’S P.S. IT READS…

P.S.—
That's me
at the door now
nancy
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