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☆ Noel ☆

@mandatoryshorts.bsky.social
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Just a dude looking around

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wormvermin★🔞 @wormvermin.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
SAINT GEORGE and the DRAGON #teratophilia #monsters
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Some people prefer their dandies foppish, some people prefer them rakish. I'm not going to judge.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I think a lot about how 20 million people losing their AIDS medication generated less outrage than college kids being annoying about a poorly made banh mi sandwich.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
It seems bad that “bigot” is literally an institutionalized profession.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Have you ever noticed that people dressed better in the past? Even in the summer, when it was scorching hot? Why is this? 🧵
A mid-century family sitting on the porch steps. The man is wearing a camp collar shirt with a flapped pocket (collar and flap have a distinctive shape). he pairs them with fuller cut pants and leather shoes. Some people standing around. Photo is from the mid-century. Man has a knitted polo and full legged, pleated pants.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I can't articulate this well at the moment, but it feels like a lot of our problems stem from the concept of organization becoming female coded and therefore considered kinda gay by society at large.
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dizzyisntdizzy.bsky.social @dizzyisntdizzy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
😵‍💫
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
This man is your friend. He fights for freedom. Jovial fat white ethnic goofy dad support is how we go mainstream.
Pritzker giving a thumbs up in front of a protect trans kids sign
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atro @atro.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
help her out will ya?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
"Are you wearing th—" "The Tecovas x Chili’s cowboy boots made from Chili’s booth leather? Yeah, I am."
Man wearing red cowboy bootsProduct shot of the red cowboy boots. There are chili peppers on the boot's tops (shaft)Close up of the chili peppers stitching. Another shot of the guy wearing Chili's cowboy boots. He's paired them with brown pants.
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☆ Noel ☆ @mandatoryshorts.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
My coworker who has been at her job for the longest out of my whole department has quit. I am now the most productive member of my team and am basically the backbone of my dept I can safely come out as trans now if I wanted and face no repercussions :) if they want to keep me around, anyway
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
When you're under threat, the first thing that comes to mind is "I've got to scuttle off back to my hole". But hang on - if you do that they're going to find your hole. NOT good!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
been monitoring the hbo max situation; consistently hearing reports that big bird has a fully articulated cloaca that they never show on tv
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
When things get boring at work I leave the box for a pregnancy test by the sink in the ladies' toilet at work. It never fails to get people talking. Is someone trying? Is someone worried? Who? I'm 51 now, so it obviously can't be me.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I mean, obviously dysphoria and depression and suicide are all real and awful, but frankly, I think “I just felt like it, fuck you” should be reason enough for transition in a free society.
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 22/07/2025
oh ive never really had any trauma. no actually, all those things that happened don't count.
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This is a great example of how conservative grievances are with society overall rather than government. It’s not even like a teacher told her; another student did! The only way around it is to police society so much that no child anywhere could learn about lesbians from anywhere and tell their kid.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 20/07/2025
"our soda with 75g of sugar is healthier for you because it has 75g of sugar instead of 75g of sugar (syrup)" i want to wake up from this nightmare
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 20/07/2025
the ABSOLUTE MINIMUM for hrt should be eating people. any other hrt is ineffective. you need to do cannibalism or you're being hondosed
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 19/07/2025
we're a feminist organization! which is why we think that ANY EXPRESSION OF HUMAN SEXUALITY SHOULD BE SEEN AS SHAMEFUL AND DISGUSTING, AND BLOTTED OUT FROM THIS EARTH. YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO THINK ABOUT HUMAN GENITALIA WITHOUT BEING BARRED FROM PUBLIC LIFE BY THE STATE. WHORE.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
My dad bought me a book of magic tricks and I loved it. A month later a friend had a magician at their birthday party. I told everyone how each trick was done. I must have made life very difficult for the young man trying to entertain us. Sorry.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
It's perfectly natural to not be interested in aesthetics. I am only pointing out that many feel the need to tell others that they're not interested in fashion or decor. IMO, this happens because they feel it signals that they're smarter, nobler, or more virtuous bc of the legacy of these histories.
Someone posted a video of a husband and wife shopping for interior decor. They wrote: "when will people finally acknowledge the epidemic of men marrying women and being turned gay."

Matt Walsh retweeted them and added: "Dudes like this were already gay. I’ve been married for 14 years and have never  been home decor shopping, or even had an opinion on the subject, except for the one time when I had a painting custom made depicting me meeting a group of space aliens. It’s now hanging above a fireplace in our home."
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
But when the catalogue comes from Brooks Brothers or J. Press, that’s something they whip out only in private." I think he was exaggerating ... but not by much. For some reason, certain areas of aesthetic life, such as paintings and architecture, have escaped this stigma.
An old Brooks Brothers catalog. It shows some suits.
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angel💀 @sabattons.com · 17/07/2025
I think that pornographic and profane art deserves to exist without any sort of addendum that the real victims are "innocent" lgbtq+ people caught in the crossfire. I think that sex is normal and beautiful and also gross and should not be banned, barred, or persecuted. that's my take.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
women don’t like alpha male posturing, women like when a touch of acid cuts through the richer fatty element of a dish
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Rico, hausfatha of WAWG & short king CEO 🧞✨ @epereza22.blacksky.app · 13/07/2025
I really want people to open their minds up about bisexuality, especially in men. I’m not even bi but it still makes me CRINGE to hear the misconceptions/biases people have about/against bi men.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Halfway through a crowded grocery shop thinking I could just walk away from this cart and start a new life
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
The “Instant Goose” is a technique where you goose the first duck instead of going into a duck rhythm. The best time to use this advanced technique is when the player before you does a lot of ducks.
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Kukumomo 🔞 @kukumomoart.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The foundational assumption of American anti-liberalism is that all the gains of liberalism are baked in and eternal and therefore it can be safely disposed of now that it has outlived its usefulness. This has proven to be a whoopsie doodles.
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Calamari Cakes @calamaricakes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Wah, almost missed #PornfolioDay! I draw a lot of sweet bdsm, from little sketches and animations to full-length comics 🥰 You can pick up my finished works at calamaricakes.itch.io, and see+support my in-progress comics and animations at subscribestar.adult/calamaricakes! 🤗💙
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
less gently: the human experience contains many things I think unpleasant or disapprove of which should nonetheless be portrayed in art
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Kukumomo 🔞 @kukumomoart.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
The only OC to which I dedicate more than 2 drawings 👍
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Zoe The Pup @zoethepup.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
dark ageplay, I sign you up for sports and scream at you the entire car ride home about the mistakes you made while playing.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 08/07/2025
OH MY GOD
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/07/2025
annoying to consider that all “eating contests” are simply eating races. how come there’s not one where you’re scored on Panache
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Me: I can't believe they passed on our act. They didn't like the dog? Trainer: "superficial" Me: And the pony?! Trainer: "lacked substance"
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
The premodern ritual bullshit meant to keep the king as far as humanly possible from hearing the common folk shoot the shit at the tavern looks more and more justified every day.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Guys I figured it out, it's not the posting that's dangerous, it's reading the posts! Stop reading the posts!
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 04/07/2025
shaving my entire body before showing people the new game i made, just in case
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
"It's time to write the post that saves this nation" - Half of bsky right now
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☆ Noel ☆ @mandatoryshorts.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Something very comforting in knowing there's always been guys like me around
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Yahtzee Croshaw @yahtzeecroshaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Oh crap I forgot to mention my indie game Starstruck Vagabond is 50% off in the summer sale. It's the deepest discount yet. It's now cheaper than it's ever been to snog cargo and deliver your weird friends. I mean, the other way round. store.steampowered.com/app/2448930/...
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A space captain accidentally freezes themselves for two thousand years, finding themselves in an unfamiliar galaxy. Fortunately, there's always someone who needs cargo delivered.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
People talk about a general strike but they'll just come and get us and move our arms and legs and make us do our jobs
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Dahlia @robotranny.soy · 27/06/2025
need a bitch i can treat like its less than human
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
One good defense mechanism is humor. Another one is gun. Another one is armored underbelly. That’s basically all of them.
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Went too far and encountered an Astral Guardian, shit
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