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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 3h

I’ve seriously had many orgasms that were less fulfilling than the feeling of finally being able to scratch my scalp jfc wow

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 3h

OH MY GOD I CAN FEEL THE TOP OF MY HEAD AGAIN IT HAS BEEN ITCHING FOR A WEEK BUT I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO FEEL ANY RELIEF FROM SCRATCHING UNTIL TODAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 11h

Very true; they take some breaking in. But suffice to say my partner’s docs are nice and supple at this point 😅

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 11h

the many smug women in your replies are all correct and also I’m one of them 😏

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 11h

The first time a guy held the door open for me, he gestured so as to physically indicate that he was insisting I go first, and I felt like I was experiencing some kind of reality distortion field or perhaps a psychotic break

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 13h

it is very cool (read: very not cool) that "What if the entire regional economy immediately exploded?" is a ballot measure in the bay area because we are in the 'touching the hot stove' era of american history. if you live in the bay area you should vote for the regional transit measure.

The ballot initiative would raise the sales tax rate by 0.5 percentage points in San Mateo, Santa Clara, Contra Costa and Alameda counties and by 1 percentage point in San Francisco, and is expected to generate roughly $980 million annually for the next 14 years to sustain bus, train, metro and ferry lines.

Many of the region’s transit agencies have already proposed contingency plans if the measure fails. BART said it would likely have to end service at 9 p.m. instead of at midnight, reduce train frequencies to 30 minutes and move from five-line to three-line service outside of peak commute hours. Caltrain has proposed eliminating weekend services, closing more than a third of stations and ending operations around 9 p.m. instead of 1 a.m. AC Transit is looking at reducing service by 16%, while Muni said it could eliminate up to 20 routes, cut service by at least 30% and end regular evening service.

The fiscal cliff facing transit agencies was triggered by the decline in ridership due to the pandemic and hit agencies heavily dependent on fare revenues, like BART, the hardest.

SPUR, a nonprofit policy think tank sponsoring the measure, released a report last month that found that if the measure and San Francisco’s Proposition H fail, traffic delays on the Bay Bridge could increase by 33 minutes heading west in the morning and 43 minutes heading east in the evening. Caldecott Tunnel traffic could see delays of an additional 20 minutes in the morning and 27 minutes during the evening commute. Congestion could also worsen along Interstate 580, Interstate 680 and U.S. 101, the report found.

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 18h

It sounds like a lot, but being All Three Kinds Of Dog kind of makes the whole thing structurally work considering we’re long-distance and poly

Diagram showing three types of dog: puppy, mutt, and working dog. The diagram indicates that the puppy axis is “innocence,” the mutt axis is “carnality,” and the working dog axis is “competence.”

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TYPE 1, TYPE 2, TYPE 3

Pampered house dog, Wild/street/"bad dog, Working/service dog

Domesticated, Feral, Trained

Puppy, pup, doggy, pet; Dog, mutt, animal, bitch; Dog, pup, canine, hound, lapdog

Desire: to be loved and taken cared of, given attention; Desire: to be owned, controlled, abused; Desire: to be useful and competent, to have clear direction

Freedom from the shame of wanting care; Freedom from the shame of animal urges; Freedom from the strain of choice

Positive reinforcement
- Praise
- Treats rewards
- Clicker training

Negative reinforcement
- Degradation

Humiliation
- Punishment/impact
- Shock collar

Mixed conditioning
- Any combination

Infantilized; Dehumanized; Utilized/exploited

Cute, innocent, pure; Carnal, beastly, perverted; Sharp, capable, focused

Stupid (doesn't know anything); Stupid (cannot control impulses); Smart (can comprehend and follow commands)

Willing submission; Forced submission; Reinforced submission

Toy to be played with; Beast to be tamed; Tool to be used

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 18h

Well—the person being taken in the opposite direction is me 😅 but I am complicit in my own domestication. The vibe is “domesticated wolf” moreso than Hound; I’m meant to be wild and autonomous when I’m on my own, and dangerous and intimidating on command, but dumb and meek and humble in Her presence

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 19h

maybe it's just because LA is my hometown, but this boils my blood. Every newspaper headline should be "president says it would be good if US cities got nuked" forever now. And it's not even on the NYT's website, because to them, it's just Part 7942 of the ongoing story "president says insane thing"

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 19h

You do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to" Hillary Clinton, but she was right about one thing: these people are just objectively deplorable. Very cool that Democrats think they can strategically peel off "centrist" voters from a crowd that cheers at the idea of Los Angeles getting nuked

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 19h

My dynamic is materially about the domestication of a proud and wild creature, so begging is arguably encouraged.

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 19h

I think this is a fun valence to lean into. It’s not the way that I’m doing things, but it is *super* Handler/hound coded and I can’t deny I love it

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 20h

I mean, I’m in my mid-30s, so as a sub I think about this and can’t help but imagine the sounds my knees would make afterward. But as a domme, I am thinking that a stress position is a really good way for someone to demonstrate to me how very genuinely sorry they are

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 20h

I like for there to be stakes 😇

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 21h

A certain dog woman I know has to strip, neatly fold its clothes, kneel, and beg for forgiveness whenever it breaks protocol 🫠

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 21h

Forgiveness rituals are important!! Love the idea of a penance prayer for this

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Eric Budd @ericmbudd.com · 21h

you can read my voter guide against against Colorado Proposition 134 and 135 here: bouldercoloradovoterguide.com/proposition-... bouldercoloradovoterguide.com/proposition-...

bouldercoloradovoterguide.com

Colorado Proposition 134 — Vote NO

I am voting NO / AGAINST on Proposition 134 (Sports participation by sex) in the November 2026 election. Analysis, who put it on the ballot, and sources — part of the Boulder Colorado Voter Guide.

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 21h

Hard to beat doc martens for this imo

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 06/10/2026

So the president here is saying out loud, with his mouth, that it would be fine—and good, even—if Iran used nuclear weapons on Los Angeles or San Diego, and here’s a room of Americans laughing and cheering

Panel from a Mattie Lubchansky comic showing the set of a game show called “Is that good?”. The audience is saying the name of the show.

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

How could I forget a name like Briscoe Cain. Villain Of The Week From “Dallas”-ass name

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wait this is the man-baby cowboy we all made fun of for volunteering that he wanted to do election fraud six years ago!!

Briscoe Cain • @BriscoeCain
This Texas lawyer is flying to Philadelphia this morning to link up with a team of attorneys from across the country to fight for a fair and honest election in Pennsylvania.
#lawyersfortrump
6:05 AM • 11/6/20 from George Bush
Intercontinental Airport (IAH) • Twitter for iPhone

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

diffraction

$Photo of the sky. A string of lights bisects the photo, and several other lines crisscross the shot. A trellis anchors the lines on the left and right. A wall cuts diagonally across the frame, with diffracted sunlight leaking over it.$

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

if I have any Scott mutuals then they are superior life forms obvi. but yeah that's it

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

you named something or someone pyewacket?! 😍

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 05/10/2026

I can’t even name a fictional Scott who isn’t a scrub

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

Speaking for the Bay Area this is our fault, sorry Krystal

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

I was just like “uh excuse me. uh. uhm. you want to make me a *what*”

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

She didn’t know my deadname so like. Pure wack-ass coincidence! But also! What!!!

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yeah a lot of those desserts are, terrifyingly, real. And this kind of thing is how you end up like that guy on TikTok who makes old times desserts out of, apparently, spite

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

Do not try to figure out the name of the dessert or reverse engineer my deadname from it; if you do this, you will go to hell

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

Incredibly it was pronounced like my *full* deadname. first and last. I was stunlocked for a good 30 seconds

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 03/10/2026

My partner made a dessert for me & the dessert's name is one I hadn't heard before, but it's pronounced basically exactly the same as my deadname, and so when she was talking about this dessert, the language center of my brain basically experienced the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

The most “oh god the xooglers are dating” conversation ever

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

I was talking to one of my partners yesterday about how all computing is just schedulers and compilers and she correctly reminded me that compilers are just a kind of scheduler

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

I remember when I did that. I remember I thought I might die from the experience

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

Observing and witnessing so respectfully that it’s almost startling tbh

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 02/10/2026

It’s just schedulers and compilers all the way down 🫪

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

The curse of having worked at google is that you begin to realize with horror that almost all infra problems can be solved by simply writing a scheduler, and the curse of having worked on Build is that you realize the same thing about DAGs

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

I said “DAGs” so somewhere @arrdem.tirefireind.us is seeing a bat signal that is visible only to him

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

I went insane for like 24 contiguous hours and put DAGs and a scheduler into a Claude Code meta-harness

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

I do this to puppy girls not infrequently. they seem to enjoy it

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

WetApp is taking the industry by storm. We're putting our billboards up next to the ones by PostHog

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cunt dracula 🎃 @malwhere.northsky.social · 01/10/2026

I was trying to say the words "Weka and NetApp" earlier today, but my brain is tired, so it came out "Neka," which is better than the alternative way these could have been conjoined, i.e., "WetApp"

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