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@fadednick.dev
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fire staves and fire breathing and things that go boom they / them / [federally redacted] retired fssw you will find nothing of legitimate interest here

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 20h
Is this what it feels like to give the Abominable Snowman a rimjob?
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 29/09/2026
ah damn i don't have any usb drives left to flash this laptop
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 28/09/2026
sitting at a park while the kid plays and i do threat intel for my bestie teehee
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 28/09/2026
'best job i ever had' i whisper into a dark office on a sunday night
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 27/09/2026
always with the weekend alerts yet no published IOCs
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 27/09/2026
didn't you know? it's patch citrix sunday! www.cisa.gov/news-events/...
cisa.gov
CISA Adds Two Known Exploited Vulnerabilities to Catalog | CISA
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 27/09/2026
when the "paranoia" was correct
mads smoking a cig in side profile
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 27/09/2026
hey do i know any lesbians in Denver on here? if so dm me i need your help? (this isn't about me don't worry)
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 26/09/2026
heh
Nick wearing a black hoodie with the splunk> .conf26 logoNick with the hoodie open to show the butlerian jihad now shirt design by @bumlung
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 14/09/2026
I bought this shirt from @bumlung.bsky.social and i plan on wearing it to my next work conference (will report back)
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
404media.co
This ‘World of Warcraft: Forever’ Mod Blocks All Interactions With Asmongold Fans
The beta for the hotly anticipated World of Warcraft: Forever has been marred by fans of the streamer Asmongold who have filled the game’s public spaces with spam and slurs. To fix the issue, a player...
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 25/09/2026
the bluejays and crows are in a yelling match this morning
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Pirate Queen Kate @pqkate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do I know anyone that wears Lancôme La Vie est Belle Soleil Cristal? Mix up with a reseller when I was looking for the original. A large bottle yours for a reasonable price, LMK
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 24/09/2026
the sunrise is very lesbian
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 24/09/2026
"Meeting Ended: 29h 5m 42s"
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 23/09/2026
thanks to my wonderful partner for being a wonderful partner (and thanks to the factory workers for these frozen breakfast burritos)
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Taylor 🏳️‍🌈𖤐 @awfulcreature.satan.social · 23/09/2026
A little gift for @delecti.bsky.social 🥰💖
A digital drawing of the Pokémon Espeon and Sylveon. They’re lesbians in love. Art by AwfulCreature
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 22/09/2026
someone get me a referral code for hybrid analysis so i don't have to build a larger digital footprint for verification
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daviss @daviss.org · 21/09/2026
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 22/09/2026
can't get dysmorphia if you never perceive yourself amirite?
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Char's lil meow meow mewtype @mewtype.online · 21/09/2026
buy my wife's book and give a trans woman $20 today
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⧖ big rock big river ⧖ (they/them) @bigrockbigriver.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Help before an animal jumps out and bites me 😂
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 19/09/2026
happy batman day i got you this
a black T-shirt that says super-man in a spider-man like font with batman crouching on top of the words
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 18/09/2026
very little rest for the wicked
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 18/09/2026
denver international airport still sucks in case you were wondering
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 18/09/2026
home just in time for a new album from nonpoint and another new one from tove lo what a good day
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Taylor 🏳️‍🌈𖤐 @awfulcreature.satan.social · 18/09/2026
*bursts through the door screaming*
A digital drawing of AwfulCreature’s original character, Gate. Art by AwfulCreature
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Gwendolyn Corvid @gwendolyn-corvid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Movie: Romeo + Juliet This is an amazing rendition of the play.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 18/09/2026
surprisingly only the 3rd or 4th gayest looking nerd at splunk conf
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James Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh my god he admit it www.msn.com/en-us/techno...
Microsoft director privately admits AI was "largest theft of labor in human history"
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⧖ big rock big river ⧖ (they/them) @bigrockbigriver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If y'all would fund the service dogs already then they could wear these on their vests:
Trans rights or i bites pink and blue opossum patch
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 16/09/2026
not me critiquing the temporary power distribution installation at this place
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 15/09/2026
new pronunciation of ephemeral heard today
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 14/09/2026
if the world were fair i would've been at red rocks for brandy carlile and alanis morissette singing uninvited alas
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we all know this classic way
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF CANCELLED PLANS GETS ME OFF BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I KINDA DIDN’T WANT TO GO featuring beautiful ladybuck on the right smilin standing in front of a house in the evening with a slight sunset behind and on the left if a good lookin sentient calendar
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 14/09/2026
I bought this shirt from @bumlung.bsky.social and i plan on wearing it to my next work conference (will report back)
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Capricorn: Your ideas lately are too big, you have to start thinking smaller. No, even smaller than that. Actually just stop thinking altogether.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Taurus: Try something new this week, it makes the stars laugh when you fail.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 13/09/2026
it's all a grift. if they can't wow you into giving them money then they pivot into scaring you to give them money. and when that fails they pivot to the same tactics with the government.
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 12/09/2026
feels like the pohlad family should pay people to attend twins games
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 12/09/2026
just saw a gosh darn DC-3 with floats. what the fuck
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 11/09/2026
one of us
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 11/09/2026
my talk is going to be titled: "The Trap of Patch Now and the Pitfalls of Supply Chain Attacks or: How I Learned to Slow Down and Gauge Exploitability"
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Taylor 🏳️‍🌈𖤐 @awfulcreature.satan.social · 10/09/2026
Planning for the foreseeable future ✨
A digital drawing of the Pokémon, Abra. It is thinking about a bent spoon. Art by AwfulCreature
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 11/09/2026
if you want to know how bad this AI bullshit is getting: today a man who worked for a nearby school was given bail conditions that explicitly prohibits him from using AI to produce CSAM, but only if he posts the lower bond.
screenshot from a public court record of bail conditions
Count Degree M.S. Statute Offense
1 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
2 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
3 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
4 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
5 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
6 Felony 617.247.4(b)(3) Possess child sexual abuse material; 
Minor under 14 
IT IS ORDERED THE DEFENDANT SHALL BE RELEASED UPON THE FOLLOWING: 
Condition Comment Amount
Post Bail or Bond with Conditions 100,000.00
Post Bail or Bond with No 
Conditions 
500,000.00
Conditions, other **No access or use of any 
generative AIapplications, 
programs, websites, or any 
platform capable of 
generative AI.** 
**Do not go within 100 yards 
of any school, daycare or 
park.** 
Make all future court appearances
Remain law-abiding
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fadednick @fadednick.dev · 10/09/2026
nick how's work going?
screencap from a terminator movie with a man laying on the ground pointing a gun up at a robot
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τreez 🌲 @zoetreez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
you pour hate into your screen yet there's such a beautiful sky when you look up from it
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