Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well, he can share that honor if AIosaurus Rex shows back up... 060
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Tomorrow and Wednesday, our class mascot at @wildwesthackinfest.bsky.social will be Pr-AI-rie Dog. 291
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Republicans are in panic mode over GA. I'm not getting any of these from Dems. 260
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Well here's something you don't see every day... 3170
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Went to Wind Cave today and it is amazing. Highly recommend. 2200
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Chilling in Rapid City ahead of @wildwesthackinfest.bsky.social 1260
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey @markhamillofficial.bsky.social - is this authentic? 2101
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I changed my flight out of NYC to Deadwood today to leave earlier morning. I somehow got it in my head it was a 0700 departure. It was a 0600 departure. I luckily planned to eat breakfast before I left. No breakfast, but I made it! 5520
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026It's that time of year again and the migration to @wildwesthackinfest.bsky.social has begun with stops on the way (actually leaving stop #1 enroute). See you all soon! 2210
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If this photo doesn't win a Pulitzer, you know the whole thing is rigged. 1213
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just saw this ad for "CHC infused" drinks (along with several other hallucinated words). 2150
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026You can get THC infused drinks here. Thanks to AI, apparently you can also get "CHC" infused drinks too. I hate AI so much. 1130
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I LOVE living in the country. Laying on a rock in the middle of the river getting some vitamin D before the next travel starts. 1482
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Whoever made this is a deity tier artist. Seeing it was a true "shut up and take my money" moment. 4202
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why does everything with this administration feel like they're getting their playbook from some discount store comic book villain? 4342
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The 8th wonder of the natural world: Italian Beef 2180
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Um, this is a posting for "Director of Propaganda" 4307
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm in the back at the @blueteamcon.com watching @lookitup.baby crushing the keynote. 2784
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Pretty sure if the phrase used was "Allāhumma bārik" they'd be all over policing it. That may not be common for everyone, but a huge number of service members know it thanks to a multi-decade "war on terror." www.notus.org/defense/air-... 1162
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So we've both "entered the AGI era" and should "be careful because AI can make mistakes." The writers have lost the plot this season (also, for the record, LLMs have not and will never achieve AGI). 5213
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Headline: "AI writes lots of code." Buried under the headline: that doesn't always translate into features reaching users. www.engadget.com/2244816/meta... 4224
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Literal gutting of the nation's postal service. 0172
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Thanks, but I'd rather slow-roast my penis with a blowtorch... 1578
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Microsoft has gone full obnoxious with "Upgrade your plan" in Office. The button doesn't go away and will drown out everything else in Word, including the name of the file you're editing. If you needed evidence MSFT is panicked over retail Copilot sales, this is pretty compelling evidence. 1671626259
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Someone "hacked" the @defcon.bsky.social sign and NGL, I think this is one of the most DEF CON things ever... 38210
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026That seems like a pretty big "unavailable right now" but what do I know... 391
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Thanks @defcon.bsky.social - it's been real - we should do it again some time... Sorry I'm missing the goon party again this year, but I have to go pay the bills. 0190
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My thanks to whoever brought the urinal accessories to @defcon.bsky.social 2547
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 09/08/2026What happens when someone treats their booth at @defcon.bsky.social like a second rate strip mall? Obviously @mog.evil.af opens a "Spirit Halloween." 3273
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Who has two thumbs and won the 5th annual @eff.org charity poker tournament at @defcon.bsky.social? This fscking guy! Thanks @tarah.org for another amazing year! 5943
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Final table at the @defcon.bsky.social poker tournament for @eff.org! 2370
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Me and @lintile.lol are both in the money at the @eff.org charity tournament at @defcon.bsky.social. 0250
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Literally the largest single button in Word does nothing for me. It's only there to extract $$$. 2132
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026NGL, if that was my flight, I'd be asking the pilot to take one for the team... 2221
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Black Hat vendor hall dinner: live dangerously! 7281
Jake Williams @malwarejake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026With all sincerity, OpenAI can eat a bag of dicks. 4405
