Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 22hm.youtube.com/watch?v=JqJK...m.youtube.comKIDS IN THE HALL - ShirlersYouTube video by The Laughing Bandit 010
Reposted by Mal Suertepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 161111702375
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Can you be sincere? Yes. Can you be sincere without being so dry … 010
Reposted by Mal SuerteDan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't really follow politics 392840592
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Advocating for not killing Palestinians: Anti-Semitic Advocating literal anti-semitism: Welcome to At&T Stadium, Kanye 141
Reposted by Mal SuerteMicah @rincewind.run · 12/09/2026all life is sacred except for the god damn mother fucking piece of shit mosquito 551454137
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Now that all of the food makes you sick I might as well fall back on my drinking. 010
Reposted by Mal SuerteAaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Not many bands doing it like Fiddlehead fiddleheadma.bandcamp.com/album/baby-i...fiddleheadma.bandcamp.comBaby I'll Change, by Fiddlehead3 track album 041
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Prefacing a sentence with “not to be rude” and then being rude af 000
Reposted by Mal SuerteCure Gig Stats @curegigstats.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Charlotte, Elise & Wendy have never all appeared at the same time in the same place 1131
Reposted by Mal SuerteCure Gig Stats @curegigstats.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hit me with your nominations Cure songs that are much better live than the album version Piggy in the Mirror? Secrets? Most of self-titled Cure songs preferring the album version Lovecats? 961
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’ve never felt as old as I did an hour ago when the person ringing up my groceries was named Kyuss 030
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 07/08/2026lol this traffic cone still wouldn’t be able to defend the pick and roll 000
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Is it weird I kinda want to poop in 1300 dollar skull? skullpot.com/en-int/produ...skullpot.comSkullpot Toilet White GlossyThe Skullpot toilet in glossy white combines a unique skull design with timeless elegance. Made from high-quality ceramic with a polypropylene lid, it blends seamlessly into any modern bathroom. Ideal... 000
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“How did you get fired?” “I started singing KISS—“ “Yeah I would have fired you too.” “—and it was that song Lick It Up” “And then followed you outside with Security” “And I changed the words to Lick A Butt” 010
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ah yes a variation of the choose your torture question 010
Reposted by Mal SuerteGabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Do I want the Republicans to lose very badly? Yes. Am I the right person to tell the Democrats to kick out or ostracize some of their most enthusiastic voters right before an election? Absolutely not. 4671
Reposted by Mal SuertePee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I know you are...but what am I? 0146
Reposted by Mal Suerteryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 21/07/2026here’s my offer, The Atlantic magazine, I will read the next “reactionary pretends to give honest advice to Democrats” take if you let me write a piece where I, a DSA member, pretend to give honest advice to Republicans 833985539
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Gawking at a pristine 1993 Honda Prelude in a parking garage and suddenly realizing I have become my father. 000
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Trying to discredit Stevie Nicks during cross examination: Is it not true that occurrences of thunder happen independent of precipitation? 010
Reposted by Mal SuertePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/07/2026I sincerely think that adding Operation Ivy - Hectic EP to 6th grade curricula could fix a lot of the problems 617420
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The US should try defending the middle of the field. Just a thought from a casual. 000
Reposted by Mal Suertemaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I understand that geographically living in the United States I should root against Mexico but I’m sorry there’s no way I’m rooting for blood pudding over tacos. 1211879116
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Boy at his grandmother’s funeral: “Dad, do you ever think about death?” Dad: “As a choice or an occurrence? I mean, yes, but I want to know what kind of shit we’re getting into here.” 010
Reposted by Mal SuerteSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 04/07/2026this is someone else’s fault. not me. fuck you. 4382
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Dog: come inside there’s boom booms Me: no Dog: boom booms though 000
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Hearing my neighbor crack open a beer on the other side of the fence: “Hell yeah.” 020
Reposted by Mal SuerteTechnical Fy-el @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 25/06/2026They found Popeyes. 😭 1142076499
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Ya know, what’s lost in this controversy that the song sucks shit. 020
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 18/06/2026People are always looking for hills to die on. I want to die on a beach. 010
Reposted by Mal SuerteAlex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I love this. Unmute. 8388012721
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Fuck fuck fuck I’m about to spend 15 bucks on Golden Tee. Again. 010
Reposted by Mal SuerteJane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Contemplating how Sorsby did 35 days in an inpatient facility to deal with gambling addiction and then was like "I'm good now, let me go back to being in the same environments where I was engaging in addictive behaviors" 819317