Reposted by Mal SuerteBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He’s mad our country is run by crooks and murderers and so am I. I’m no longer interested in negotiating with these people and neither is he. 975172606
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 03/10/2026m.youtube.com/watch?v=JqJK...m.youtube.comKIDS IN THE HALL - ShirlersYouTube video by The Laughing Bandit 010
Reposted by Mal Suertepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy 168124672657
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Can you be sincere? Yes. Can you be sincere without being so dry … 010
Reposted by Mal SuerteDan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't really follow politics 392839592
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026For those confused: You aren’t allowed to advocate for Palestinians because that’s antisemitism. You are allowed to advocate for antisemitism because that’s free speech. See? Super simple to understand. 030
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Advocating for not killing Palestinians: Anti-Semitic Advocating literal anti-semitism: Welcome to At&T Stadium, Kanye 141
Reposted by Mal SuerteMicah @rincewind.run · 12/09/2026all life is sacred except for the god damn mother fucking piece of shit mosquito 541454138
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Now that all of the food makes you sick I might as well fall back on my drinking. 010
Reposted by Mal SuerteAaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Not many bands doing it like Fiddlehead fiddleheadma.bandcamp.com/album/baby-i...fiddleheadma.bandcamp.comBaby I'll Change, by Fiddlehead3 track album 041
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Prefacing a sentence with “not to be rude” and then being rude af 000
Reposted by Mal SuerteCure Gig Stats @curegigstats.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Charlotte, Elise & Wendy have never all appeared at the same time in the same place 1131
Reposted by Mal SuerteCure Gig Stats @curegigstats.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Hit me with your nominations Cure songs that are much better live than the album version Piggy in the Mirror? Secrets? Most of self-titled Cure songs preferring the album version Lovecats? 961
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I’ve never felt as old as I did an hour ago when the person ringing up my groceries was named Kyuss 030
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 07/08/2026lol this traffic cone still wouldn’t be able to defend the pick and roll 000
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Is it weird I kinda want to poop in 1300 dollar skull? skullpot.com/en-int/produ...skullpot.comSkullpot Toilet White GlossyThe Skullpot toilet in glossy white combines a unique skull design with timeless elegance. Made from high-quality ceramic with a polypropylene lid, it blends seamlessly into any modern bathroom. Ideal... 000
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 30/07/2026“How did you get fired?” “I started singing KISS—“ “Yeah I would have fired you too.” “—and it was that song Lick It Up” “And then followed you outside with Security” “And I changed the words to Lick A Butt” 010
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Ah yes a variation of the choose your torture question 010
Reposted by Mal SuerteGabriel Malor @gabrielmalor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Do I want the Republicans to lose very badly? Yes. Am I the right person to tell the Democrats to kick out or ostracize some of their most enthusiastic voters right before an election? Absolutely not. 4671
Reposted by Mal SuertePee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I know you are...but what am I? 0146
Reposted by Mal Suerteryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 21/07/2026here’s my offer, The Atlantic magazine, I will read the next “reactionary pretends to give honest advice to Democrats” take if you let me write a piece where I, a DSA member, pretend to give honest advice to Republicans 833981538
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Not in my recent experience but I could be on a cold streak. 000
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Remember when vinyl came with DL codes. Those were the days. 120
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Gawking at a pristine 1993 Honda Prelude in a parking garage and suddenly realizing I have become my father. 000
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Trying to discredit Stevie Nicks during cross examination: Is it not true that occurrences of thunder happen independent of precipitation? 010
Reposted by Mal SuertePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/07/2026I sincerely think that adding Operation Ivy - Hectic EP to 6th grade curricula could fix a lot of the problems 617320
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The US should try defending the middle of the field. Just a thought from a casual. 000
Reposted by Mal Suertemaura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I understand that geographically living in the United States I should root against Mexico but I’m sorry there’s no way I’m rooting for blood pudding over tacos. 1211878116
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Boy at his grandmother’s funeral: “Dad, do you ever think about death?” Dad: “As a choice or an occurrence? I mean, yes, but I want to know what kind of shit we’re getting into here.” 010
Reposted by Mal SuerteSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 04/07/2026this is someone else’s fault. not me. fuck you. 4382
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Dog: come inside there’s boom booms Me: no Dog: boom booms though 000
Mal Suerte @malsuerte.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Hearing my neighbor crack open a beer on the other side of the fence: “Hell yeah.” 020