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Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico

@makoandmin.bsky.social
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Miami Heat & Bucs fan but overall Ball enjoyer

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
If i saw a child doing heroin i would jump in front of the needle and take the Hit . That is how dedicated i am to community's
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Why? He’s sooooo cool.
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 13/03/2025
So I’m assuming the name of Gavin Newsom’s podcast is “I Don’t Want To Be President”
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Imagine this: On the evening of March 8, you and your spouse unlock the door to your apartment building. As you step inside, two men—not in uniform—push their way in behind you. They tell you your visa has been revoked and that they are there to deport you.
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Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico @makoandmin.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Swear to god if my wife loses her job because they’re defunding the Department of education I’m going to throw a FIT
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
US Education Department will fire 50% of its workforce.
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Ben Stiller @benstiller.redhour.com · 12/03/2025
Thanks to everyone in Keels, Bonavista and Port Union Newfoundland. We had the best time in such a beautiful place and everyone was so welcoming. #severance
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
HE'S LITERALLY READING A SALES PITCH
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
not liking this administrations current policy of forcing me to drink Israeli diarrhea , which has cost me over $1000 in speculative assets
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I know this is going to sound naive or earnest, but I genuinely find myself shocked by how little people seem to be upset by the levels of corruption we're seeing. Is that the median voter assumes everyone is corrupt already? Or isn't actually getting stories about the corruption?
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Cain smiting Abel with God's Expulsion of Cain from the Garden of Eden, by Sebastiano & Marco Ricci, 1716, 📸 via @PeteBlackburn
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Another big deal on the Vikings DL. @tompelissero.bsky.social
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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Local man eats frosting in his car like a gremlin
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10/03/2025
I receive: the ability to prosecute all my political enemies you receive: a massive recession on the horizon
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Cornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 10/03/2025
Who said we don’t have algorithms over here.
A screenshot of good thoughts coming together.
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NFL 🐐 @nflgoated.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
In the first move of Free Agency, Haason Reddick signs with the Buccaneers Per Adam Schefter via ESPN It happened too fast, wonder if they will be fined for Tampering 😅 #Buccaneers #Eagles #Jets
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Ian Rapoport @rapsheet.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Fun day for an X outage. Anyway: Free agent TE Evan Engram, formerly of the Jaguars, is visiting the Broncos, source says.
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Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico @makoandmin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
PLEASE DONT GET INJURED HEAT TEAM PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Shams Charania Tweets @shamsbot.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
FROM SHAMS: After 16 NBA seasons, four-time All-Star Paul Millsap has retired from basketball. Millsap, the No. 47 pick in the 2006 NBA draft, spent his career with the Jazz, Hawks, Nuggets, Nets and 76ers. One of eight players all-time with 500 3-pointers, 1,000 blocks and 1,000 steals.
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FROM SHAMS: After 16 NBA seasons, four-time All-Star Paul Millsap has retired from basketball. Millsap, the No. 47 pick in the 2006 NBA draft, spent his career with the Jazz, Hawks, Nuggets, Nets and 76ers. One of eight players all-time with 500 3-pointers, 1,000 blocks and 1,000 steals.
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The lack of self-awareness is almost impressive.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Fun fact that hasn’t been covered on tonight’s broadcast: Chargers head coach Jim Harbaugh and Ravens head coach John Harbaugh are actually relatives
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mayoisspicyy.bsky.social @mayoisspicyy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Now that you are all here, I don't miss Twitter at all.❤️
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 18/11/2024
i love this gif so much
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a man and a penguin are walking in the snow
ALT: a man and a penguin are walking in the snow
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Daniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 23/11/2024
This is what happened to my home screen after I installed Bluesky
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Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico @makoandmin.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
NEW KENDRICK NEW KENDRICK WHATTT
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Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico @makoandmin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
LETS BAKE LETS BAKE LETS BAKE
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers @tampabaybuccaneers.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Happy birthday, @lukethelifter! 🎂
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Schaffrillas @schaffrillas.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Honestly fuck the Game Awards for nominating Balatro. Ever since they did it got me interested enough to play it and now I'm so addicted to it that it's impossible to do anything productive. This is all their fault for nominating a game so good
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
He’ll forever be guilty.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/11/2024
Joe Biden Given Human Food As Birthday Treat theonion.com/joe-biden-gi...
Joe Biden Given Human Food As Birthday Treat

-The Onion
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 20/11/2024
Netflix is being sued for poor streaming quality during the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight 🥊 (via TMZ Sports)
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Brandon Karson-Jordan @brandonkarson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
i love DC. 😂
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Y’all are regurgitating old viral tweets for engagement on here and I need it to stop 😭
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈 me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃 me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 19/11/2024
Bluesky has surpassed a milestone of 20 MILLION users.
Image of the Bluesky logo.
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Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico @makoandmin.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Back into reselling and working more hours with some part time jobs 🤝 as soon as I’m out of this debt we’re all set.
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Tim Baxter @timinclimate.naruresearch.com.au · 18/11/2024
Bluesky tip for newbies: Bluesky has no real algorithm. Likes here do nothing but show the poster that you enjoyed their content. That kindness is always going to be appreciated by creators, but if you want to help to boost something here, you have to repost it so others see it. 🙂
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bluesky sports guy @thousportsguy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
#CINvsLAC FINAL: Chargers strike off the Bengals in a fierce fourth quarter match!
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Gaetz is rapist and a criminal and he cannot be our Attorney General.
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Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico @makoandmin.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This week was the worst bye week of my life, I miss watching the Bucs play
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers @tampabaybuccaneers.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Happy birthday, coach! 🎉
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Thanks for noticing.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/11/2024
LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
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LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk
LOS ANGELES—Emphasizing that he treated the 20-year-old the same as any other rookie, Lakers power forward LeBron James denied Wednesday that his son Bronny received preferential treatment when he lif...
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Lyle Rath @lyle.wrathclub.com · 17/11/2024
Let's be real the only reason anyone watched that Jake Paul fight was for the 1% chance that Mike Tyson would bite something off him
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Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico @makoandmin.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Did you guys know Peyton Manning is in a random Disney show called Santa Clauses? Saw it last night and it shocked me
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Andrew Marchand @andrewmarchand.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Inside The NBA is expected to continue on ABC/ESPN and will be produced by TNT Sports, according to a source briefed on the agreement.
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Extra @extralongdokkan.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
6 or 8 shots tonight lmk
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Experimental post: Field Reporting When I made my text-only emergency posts, a common request was that I should illustrate them myself while away from my computer. Below is my attempt to do so with one of the posts. This will be the form future emergency posts will be presented in.
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