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Mel 🤭

@thebaddestmitch.bsky.social
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FAMU Alumna 🐍 • Future Multimedia Mogul • 1/2 of @jokesonyoupod • All opinions are my own • Arby’s stan account. she/her

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x @slightwright.blacksky.app · 05/01/2026
Nobody: @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social: “Bootyhole.”
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I really need to migrate to here permanently. It’s hell over there.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
lol yes I’ve been hearing this for years
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Hi guys
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
🥰
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I tried on wedding dresses today and that made it real lol.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Damn so many mutuals really never came back to twitter lol
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
This is nuts.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Mind you, this is the first thing I see when I’ve been away from this app for months.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Damn hey y’all
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I’m only here to tell y’all it’s my birthday.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I’m here for the mess.
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Kyoteki 🕹️ @kyoteki.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Hey fuckers
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The Biz Dealer @kamikazekam.myatproto.social · 19/01/2025
@thebaddestmitch.bsky.social don’t miss honey 🤣😂🤣 because WTH is Bebo doing
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Mela Yela @melayela.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Mel & Mela 💛 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
lol yes that is me!!
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’m back
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
My shaylaaaaaa 😂😂😂
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Y’all must be real freaky frogs cuz I never see anything nasty on here.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I’m about to be a full time dog mom. What fun gadgets and gizmos, outside of the basics, should I get for my apt? He’s a ~25 pound cocker spaniel
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Dpmo 😂😂😂
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
What’s a fun, light, yummy, no red meat, non-soul food meal I can make for my family tomorrow for Christmas Eve? We want something light since we’ll eat so heavily on Christmas Day.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Got a massage. Fell asleep. Moaned in my sleep. The moan woke me up. 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
We looked like babies 😭 4 years today 🩷
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
This my last night living alone and being in a long distance relationship lmao wtf
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I wonder how Coretta Scott King would’ve felt about Sexy Redd. 😂😂😂
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Hide your husbands 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I have no desire to breastfeed lol
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Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 17/12/2024
So, the former marine who strangled a homeless person to death on a train gets no charges (homeless people don't count as people), but a rich CEO gets you three murder counts because he's three times as human as the average person on the street. Good to know. Fuck the system. Burn it all down.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Obsessed with my makeup from today.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
And then I look like this.
A bad bitch. Very bad bitch.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I’m hate watching “sex live of college girls” at this point
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I gotta get off them video games. I had a dream that we were being attacked by aliens.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
He don’t even know what sport the Super Bowl is
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
People asking if Friday after next is a Christmas movie is so dumb lmao. Like clearly. And it came out around Christmas bc I remember seeing it in theaters.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
He said the N word so I had to pull my comb out and see if he was really AFRO-Latino 😂😂😂😂
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
🩷🌞🌴
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TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I’ve been thinking about the connection between the trad wife, soft life, black girl in luxury content and the influence it had on Gen Z moving right.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I’ve been more intentional about not taking pics with filters. It’s fucking my head up because I’m realizing these filters are SHRINKING MY NOSE! So I’m looking at normal pics confused cuz my nose looks how it’s supposed to look.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I forgot to pack pajamas so I’m about to be sleeping in bodycon dresses. 😭
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Lmao thank you 🫡
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I did it.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I wanna make marry me chicken but I forgot the tomatoes…. I don’t wanna get none delivered either…. I’m bout to just make Alfredo chicken LMAO
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I hate that it’s frowned upon to moan while getting a professional massage. Like a platonic moan, not a happy ending one 😂😂😂
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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 11/12/2024
They never liked her. It basketball. Or women. They just saw an opportunity to stick a finger in Black women’s eye and said fuck it.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I’m doing great at playing ratchet and clank, which proves that crash bandicoot is just hard for no fucking reason.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I got my hair done.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I never thought of the fact that coconuts classified as fruit.
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Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
You ever boobooed and immediately had to just go lay down? …yeah. 😭😭😭
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