Reposted by Mel 🤭x @slightwright.blacksky.app · 05/01/2026Nobody: @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social: “Bootyhole.” 0114
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I really need to migrate to here permanently. It’s hell over there. 151145
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I tried on wedding dresses today and that made it real lol. 31234
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Damn so many mutuals really never came back to twitter lol 7750
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Mind you, this is the first thing I see when I’ve been away from this app for months. 4410
Reposted by Mel 🤭The Biz Dealer @kamikazekam.myatproto.social · 19/01/2025@thebaddestmitch.bsky.social don’t miss honey 🤣😂🤣 because WTH is Bebo doing 29122
Reposted by Mel 🤭Mela Yela @melayela.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Mel & Mela 💛 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social 518810
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Y’all must be real freaky frogs cuz I never see anything nasty on here. 1119836
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I’m about to be a full time dog mom. What fun gadgets and gizmos, outside of the basics, should I get for my apt? He’s a ~25 pound cocker spaniel 9980
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024What’s a fun, light, yummy, no red meat, non-soul food meal I can make for my family tomorrow for Christmas Eve? We want something light since we’ll eat so heavily on Christmas Day. 47653
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Got a massage. Fell asleep. Moaned in my sleep. The moan woke me up. 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔 92263
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024This my last night living alone and being in a long distance relationship lmao wtf 226896
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 20/12/2024I wonder how Coretta Scott King would’ve felt about Sexy Redd. 😂😂😂 716012
Reposted by Mel 🤭Dominic Tarason @dominictarason.com · 17/12/2024So, the former marine who strangled a homeless person to death on a train gets no charges (homeless people don't count as people), but a rich CEO gets you three murder counts because he's three times as human as the average person on the street. Good to know. Fuck the system. Burn it all down. 6645151750
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I’m hate watching “sex live of college girls” at this point 10537
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I gotta get off them video games. I had a dream that we were being attacked by aliens. 111052
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 17/12/2024He don’t even know what sport the Super Bowl is 934941
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 16/12/2024People asking if Friday after next is a Christmas movie is so dumb lmao. Like clearly. And it came out around Christmas bc I remember seeing it in theaters. 1631140
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 15/12/2024He said the N word so I had to pull my comb out and see if he was really AFRO-Latino 😂😂😂😂 1634527
Reposted by Mel 🤭TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I’ve been thinking about the connection between the trad wife, soft life, black girl in luxury content and the influence it had on Gen Z moving right. 28034
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I’ve been more intentional about not taking pics with filters. It’s fucking my head up because I’m realizing these filters are SHRINKING MY NOSE! So I’m looking at normal pics confused cuz my nose looks how it’s supposed to look. 1119710
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I forgot to pack pajamas so I’m about to be sleeping in bodycon dresses. 😭 71921
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I wanna make marry me chicken but I forgot the tomatoes…. I don’t wanna get none delivered either…. I’m bout to just make Alfredo chicken LMAO 2660
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I hate that it’s frowned upon to moan while getting a professional massage. Like a platonic moan, not a happy ending one 😂😂😂 111967
Reposted by Mel 🤭💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛 @thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 11/12/2024They never liked her. It basketball. Or women. They just saw an opportunity to stick a finger in Black women’s eye and said fuck it. 316459
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I’m doing great at playing ratchet and clank, which proves that crash bandicoot is just hard for no fucking reason. 121005
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I never thought of the fact that coconuts classified as fruit. 1602
Mel 🤭 @thebaddestmitch.bsky.social · 11/12/2024You ever boobooed and immediately had to just go lay down? …yeah. 😭😭😭 192228