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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew)

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🏳️‍⚧️ Cat-loving disabled/AuDHD. Kamurocho’s #1 Majima simp, kitten wrangler. Pillbug-pilled. Mothmaxxing. Purveyor of deep cuts. Walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age Buy shit from meeee: ko-fi.com/johnnyfishsticksjunkdrawer

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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 1h
Doctor gave me some muscle relaxers for my Pain and hwoo
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 1h
Update! The gay agenda! ◽️finish cicada prints ◽️other prints ✅ beef print ✅ Halloween postcard ✅ kitten cleanup ◽️Med box refill ◽️Planner
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 4h
Amazingly grateful for @btwnthesepages.bsky.social today, and for the bsky friends who helped me feed the kittens when I couldn’t even think because of my tooth pain. ♥️
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 4h
Is that kosher
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 4h
This thing isn’t gonna make it to Sunday, there’s already been two fights over it
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 4h
She’s so perfect *sob* I adore her so much ugh ugh ughhhh my angel
A slender, sleek black cat sitting in a coffin shaped scratcher looking up proudly.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 4h
She’s so perfect
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 4h
THIS IS MY COFFIN IT WAS MADE FOR ME
A large-booty orange and white bobtail cat almost entirely fills up a coffin-shaped cat scratcher. It is his Amigara fault hole
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 4h
Brisket is in her goth era
A slender, petite, sleek black cat sitting in a coffin-shaped cat scratcher that says “Lazy Bones” on the side. She is looking up at you intensely.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 7h
I’m saving this for a reaction thank you very much
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 10h
for transphobes these people sure do a lot of transitioning
Katie Zacharia "transitioning out' of her role as White House press secretary
By Jason Gunn | FOX Local | Politics | Published October 16, 2026 12:26 PM CDT
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 15h
The Doom Panther, Jupiter of Beloved Memory, has been summoned to provide an Important Message!
A large black cat, shorthaired, is lounging atop a black laptop with a background of apartment beige wall and horizontal blinds and the cat and laptop are atop a brown wooden dresser. The cat is looking at the camera with green eyes and a solemn expression and white text below reads "nuclear weapons are not magic" the cat is Jupiter, of beloved memory, whom I raised from 3 weeks
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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 14h
pov: you promised tesla a can of wet food and now he has been waiting for almost a full minute
tesla cat sitting on floor and looking up sullenly
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 11h
What were they plotting?? Wrong answers only.
A large black and white cat and an orange kitten, looking up in a suspicious fashion
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 11h
Okay it’s time for the gay agenda! ◽️finish cicada prints ◽️other prints ◽️beef print ◽️Halloween postcard ◽️kitten cleanup ◽️Med box refill ◽️Planner
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12h
fake 40K knower really said Ferris lmao
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12h
I like to think they roast each other at gatherings. Everyone likes to fuck around and make fun of Morty and Konnie.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12h
I have learned that the other Primarchs also have names like this. Sanguineus, Mortarion, Ferris, and a secret 2nd and 11th thing. And Konrad.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
Why Sluggo shouldn’t let me hear 40K lore out of context, Exhibit A
A silly, kinda crappy doodle of Angron, the demon primarch, from Warhammer 40K in a chibi style with big wings, a halo thing, and big swords. Written above him is the caption “no talk me angron” and a frowny face.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12h
Macque, I am SOBBING.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15h
Zyklon plan B
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12h
Holy shit this is hot
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12h
I should watch that
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12h
…do ya, Tuck? Do ya really?
A black and white cat looks dolefully over his shoulder with his tongue sticking out just a tiny tiny fraction. He wonders what the fuck is wrong with you
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12h
Oh my gosh, almost done with going places this morning. Cannot wait to go home and start work on today’s gay agenda
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12h
So here’s the thing
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 14h
OK, so the story of why I changed my handle! I got a renewal notice for my old handle, but was told I did not have a domain with them. Several talks with customer service later somehow my domain is lost? So I bought a new one and YOU ARE NOW ENTERING MAJIMASPACE. Please enjoy my new banner.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 14h
I will take 20
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
Could I interest anyone in a small piece of Bobbyloaf?
A large orange and white bobtail cat sitting in a loaf position on top of a little bed on top of a cat tree, his eyes closed, smiling pleasantly. He seems pleased.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 15h
OMG Ella, you are so adorable 😍
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 17h
ALWAYS. I’m hoping to move the Butcher Block Babies to my bathroom today so I’ll take lots of pics. But here are two of my baby boys from yesterday!
Two Ragdoll cats looking poofy and soft, politely requesting more Churu. The one on the left has a darker face and a mlem as he licks his lips. The one on the right has a whiter face and looks like he’s smiling a little.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 17h
In closing
A tío in an orange plaid shirt playing cards with some other guys on a patio. He’s about to slap down a card with decisive force while the others watch in awe. 
He is labeled “Yo” (me)
The cards are labeled “una conversación casual” (a casual conversation)
And the card he’s about to throw down is labeled “EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO” (CAPITALISM IS THE PROBLEM)
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 17h
He has no use for a rifle barrel with no stock and wood that looks like a beaver snacked on it. Eli and Dad would probably have a great time bonding over restoring it. But nope. Not happening. And then there’s the whole scrap metal thing. Wealth is truly poison to your brain.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 17h
His boss chewed his ass and is making him fix it. There’s an old WWII Mauser rifle barrel whose wood is damaged that they found in a storage container. Dad is trying to get him to give it to Sluggo to restore the gun and he would restore the barrel. Boss says nope.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 17h
He’s gotten weird about things too. Example: a canoe fell from the ceiling when dad was lowering it. The rope had been partially cut by a beam during some wind. It hit the ground and was damaged. Dad was like “damn if I hadn’t been controlling the descent it could have fallen and killed someone!”
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 17h
I’m not saying Dad’s boss shouldn’t retire, he’s approaching his 80s and his heart is worse than mine. But he was always so giving and cared for his employees and it seems like this was a case of “I got my bag, sucks to be y’all” and it’s upsetting.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 17h
His skills maybe even are better than my dad’s, because he’s been working just a bit longer and he does carving work where dad does more creative work with textures and burl. He has options, just like dad. But this is Texas and he’s an elder black man. He had his unicorn job.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 17h
Dad is 72. His coworker is a 75 year old black man who said on multiple occasions that the boss and my dad were the only white men he trusted because they respected him and treated him like an equal or better. Now he has to start over somewhere. In Texas. In THIS environment.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 17h
My dad’s last day at his job is today I think. He was incredibly pissy yesterday which I totally get. He’s been at this job for 26 years and to then just lose it in a couple of months because his boss sold the building when he’d been hinting for years about selling the business to dad + coworker.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 18h
Oh my god, that’s far more than enough! You’re far far far too kind! Thank you so much if you want me to do a painting or a print or anything just let me know!!!
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 18h
People who have bad opinions also have access to the block button
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 19h
Strongest soldier
comic about a an officer recruiting their strongest soldier, who is a puppy wearing a badge. the badge says; "Favorite fictional character is canonically perished"
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 18h
I got it. Literally just woke up, ha ha
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Veronica @veronicaf.bsky.social · 21h
Oh my god she is SO pretty. I love her angry little face even if she still doesn't like me much. If you would like to help out with cat food and assorted sundries, we have a throne list for (mostly) foster supplies. throne.com/veronicafoale
A stunningly beautiful grey cat looking off to the side. She is posed like a model and is the best girl ever.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 21h
If I had the money I would. Until I start getting paid again it’s literally between staying housed and getting medical needs met. Tomorrow morning I’m going to a food pantry so we don’t have to eat garbage and have to buy my new insulin 🤷
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
personsonable-deactivated201908
me holding a gun to LIBERTYBIBERTY : tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
LIBERTY BIBERTY: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
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personsonable
decay exists as an extant form of life
miaislying
That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
Also probably in a bad mood because of this tooth pain situation. I can get it to stop for like 45 minutes at a time and then it’s back with a vengeance
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
Like what do you even say to people like this???? How many times do I have to tell you the same exact thing only to then have to clean you up and fix shit?? This is why I am not a parent
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
Me: how are you doing? I just got home A: fine. I just had to go to the hospital and get treated for this burn and had to borrow money for an uber because I couldn’t find a ride Me: that sucks. Glad you’re okay. I’m exhausted but my heart is beating normally again. A: way to make it about you
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
A: This stove is hot Me: don’t touch it A: I’m sure I can touch it Me: don’t touch it A: Ow, it’s hot Me: stop touching it A: Okay it’s burning me Me: i told you to stop touching it A: I’m really burned, I need a ride to the ER Me: sorry, I’m in the hospital A: wow ok thanks for nothing
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