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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew)

@majima.club
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🏳️‍⚧️ Cat-loving disabled/AuDHD. Kamurocho’s #1 Majima simp, kitten wrangler. Pillbug-pilled. Mothmaxxing. Purveyor of deep cuts. Walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age Buy shit from meeee: ko-fi.com/johnnyfishsticksjunkdrawer

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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 34m
POV
A large orange and white bobtail cat sitting in a coffin shaped cat scratcher, looking a little bit like a rotisserie chicken in a pan as he looks up at you with bright golden eyes and way too many whiskers
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 6h
You have been so good, you deserve a treat
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 20h
She’s so perfect *sob* I adore her so much ugh ugh ughhhh my angel
A slender, sleek black cat sitting in a coffin shaped scratcher looking up proudly.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 20h
THIS IS MY COFFIN IT WAS MADE FOR ME
A large-booty orange and white bobtail cat almost entirely fills up a coffin-shaped cat scratcher. It is his Amigara fault hole
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 20h
Brisket is in her goth era
A slender, petite, sleek black cat sitting in a coffin-shaped cat scratcher that says “Lazy Bones” on the side. She is looking up at you intensely.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
What were they plotting?? Wrong answers only.
A large black and white cat and an orange kitten, looking up in a suspicious fashion
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
…do ya, Tuck? Do ya really?
A black and white cat looks dolefully over his shoulder with his tongue sticking out just a tiny tiny fraction. He wonders what the fuck is wrong with you
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
ALWAYS. I’m hoping to move the Butcher Block Babies to my bathroom today so I’ll take lots of pics. But here are two of my baby boys from yesterday!
Two Ragdoll cats looking poofy and soft, politely requesting more Churu. The one on the left has a darker face and a mlem as he licks his lips. The one on the right has a whiter face and looks like he’s smiling a little.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
In closing
A tío in an orange plaid shirt playing cards with some other guys on a patio. He’s about to slap down a card with decisive force while the others watch in awe. 
He is labeled “Yo” (me)
The cards are labeled “una conversación casual” (a casual conversation)
And the card he’s about to throw down is labeled “EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO” (CAPITALISM IS THE PROBLEM)
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
Why Sluggo shouldn’t let me hear 40K lore out of context, Exhibit A
A silly, kinda crappy doodle of Angron, the demon primarch, from Warhammer 40K in a chibi style with big wings, a halo thing, and big swords. Written above him is the caption “no talk me angron” and a frowny face.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
PSA FOR ALL PARENTS
Check your kids Halloween candy carefully. Someone tried to hide the newly described colossogiant Bathynomus tuebingoborikensis in mine.

how long has this candy been here dang

[image of a snickers bar on a table with the exoskeleton of a giant deep sea isopod inside it]
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
Could I interest anyone in a small piece of Bobbyloaf?
A large orange and white bobtail cat sitting in a loaf position on top of a little bed on top of a cat tree, his eyes closed, smiling pleasantly. He seems pleased.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
Tonight’s meal experiment, lemon garlic shrimp rice in the rice cooker + takuan pickles from Mitsuwa. Also present was a small salad of trustworthy pantry lettuce and the miso dressing I made. Sluggo is so happy right now
A bowl containing a shrimp and rice dish and bright yellow sliced daikon radish pickles
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 16/10/2026
Absolutely. I stole it from Blackadder! I also made a meme
A tortie kitten looks horrified as a hand scritches her face comfortingly. The caption reads “what in the name of bonaparte's balls”
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
The free printmaking workshop was so much fun! I came away with some fantastic ideas and I really really want to sign up for her full course on how to do tesselation nature prints but there’s no way I can afford it at the moment. But here is what I made!
A small tessellated print comprised of alternating purple and green prince of a stag beetle that was carved into an eraser. Be nice I drew him free hand.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 15/10/2026
I made this years ago for a lovecraftian group and I stand by it
A goose honking horribly with its mouth open so you can see its horrible spiny tongue. It also has blue eyes and is horrifically unhinged. Garbled glitchy demonic lettering reads “POLLY WANNA CRACKER”
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 14/10/2026
When the tuna gogurt goes hard
An orange tabby cat on his hind legs looking absolutely unhinged with his green eyes crossed as he slurps a Churu straight from the tube so eagerly that he has it all over his nose and chest too. He might literally die without it.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 14/10/2026
Someone just learned a valuable lesson about jumping in the shower
An orange tabby kitten sits on a pair of shorts and a towel, looking up in alarm. He is a little wet on his other side. My medic alert bracelet is under his butt
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 14/10/2026
Yes I absolutely did use the last of my energy to make miso dressing and it is phenomenal
A small salad of buttercrunch lettuce, grated carrots and homemade miso dressing
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 14/10/2026
Trustworthy lettuce, day 21 THE HARVEST IS BOUNTIFUL
A big plastic storage bowl full of buttercrunch lettuce. It looks delicious
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 14/10/2026
Me, an old man, trying to read this
Meme from Hark! A vagrant! Of Edgar Allan Poe, reading a letter, then bringing it closer to his face, squinting and reading it again
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 13/10/2026
POV: there is no more rotisserie chicken
A chubby torbie cat looking sadly downward, whiskers drooping in despair, her heart shattered and her whole world in shambles because there is no more rotisserie chicken.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 13/10/2026
Oh it’s #PortfolioDay? Okay then…I primarily work in block printing but every now and then I do a silly fan art type thing. Still very much a beginner but I like to try new things! Support me at ko-fi.com/johnnyfishst... 
A 3D effect block print of a cicada screaming in red and blueA block print of a bust-style portrait of Dolly Parton that has then been painted with acrylic markers on canvas. A framed block print of The LandLady from Kung Fu Hustle that has been embellished with acrylic paint markers around her curlers. A digital illustration of Francis York Morgan from Deadly Premonition standing in a Phoenix Wright pointing pose with two fingers on his temple with the other hand, the words “OK, Zach?” In a Phoenix Wright style word bubble at the bottom. The background is key art from the Switch game of the red tree.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 13/10/2026
I went to Sprouts which has nice bathrooms, which is good. But the bathrooms were all the way in the back, which is bad. But on my way up to the front, I found this little article in the manager special case for $1.49, which was VERY good.
A package of LaClare Farms Ube goat cheese, 4 ounces of purple cheese with a picture of a goat with a golden unicorn horn
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 13/10/2026
No, I’m definitely getting up. It’s just that
An orange kitten draped over a person’s chest fast asleep.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 13/10/2026
An edit of the “man walking away from diamonds” meme with a sad monkey walking away from an upside down typewriter in a tunnel with the works of Shakespeare just behind a wall on top of some diamonds.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12/10/2026
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12/10/2026
My new bracelet arrived and it’s a statement piece. This is the statement
A guy shoves another guy out of the way at a copy machine, and says “MOVE. I'M GAY.
AND ON BLOOD THINNERS”
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12/10/2026
Reposting this with alt text because anyone who thought Danny Trejo would turn his back on his whole fucking community needs to be educated, and everyone needs to be able to read this. I truly knew that it had to be something like this, but was not about to sit and argue with people online.
11:58
gilbertt... • 25m
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For anyone seeing this shit with my dad...
He was booked on a film, it's not pro-ice, it's not overtly pro anything. His agent described it as "a complicated story about a complicated time, where everyone looks bad except you, the hardworking Mexican shop owner who just wants peace"
He jumped at the idea of playing a good guy.
About 2 weeks into shooting everyone, including us, found out Ben Shapiro was involved.
My 82 year old dad has never heard of Ben Shapiro, I had to explain to him who that is, and what kind of guy he is.
My dad contractually can't bad mouth him, the film, or walk away without being sued for breach of contract. He couldn't even release the statement he wanted to.
It's fucked up. He's handcuffed to this stupid project, and swaths of people have instantly turned their back on him without knowing any of the facts.
Ben Shapiro got Mexicans to abandon one of their heroes, got his own name to the top of google's searches, and made us look like angry fools lacking any nuance. He wins.

Send message...
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12/10/2026
Im awake and leaving my house armed with tiny ghost erasers for nice people and a kick in the nuts for those who offend me
Three tiny ghost shaped erasers in a person’s palm, one with a little wizard hat, one grinning and holding a Jack o lantern, and one wearing cat’s eye glasses and holding the word BOO in orange, purple and black letters.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12/10/2026
Bummed AF that I’m going to miss my trip but also just found this cool free print making workshop by @ginkgozee.bsky.social on Insta that I can do instead. Since I’m totally self-taught, I’m excited to learn tips from another artist! www.instagram.com/p/DePlmoAsDp...
several different colorful prints of beetles, flowers, and plants made with erasers, as well as sketches of three beetles, carved erasers, carving tools and a pencil

Text: 
Beetle Block Print Bash
FREE PRINT MAKING WORKSHOP
Wednesday October 14th at 10 AM PDT
SIGN UP
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 12/10/2026
Who’s excited about a Lil Cannon print????? You can tell me, it’s ok
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 11/10/2026
Brisket has reached level 9000 in yoga holy shit
A slender black cat cleans their butt while somehow having both legs in the air at a 45° angle in what is sort of like a V sit position on steroids 
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 11/10/2026
When Tom Love says “rest in piss, bozo” this is what he means
A large gray cat peeing in the yard next to a plastic skull and assorted bones
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 11/10/2026
It would seem Marmalade is my problem now
A tiny orange crocheted bear!!!
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 11/10/2026
I’m not joking, I looked up heart-friendly options and this was one of them. And dinner was salmon with 8 oz of skim milk to drink. Who the fuck can afford salmon and who the FUCK drinks milk with it
Lunch
• 1 cup low-fat (1% or lower), plain yogurt with 1 teaspoon ground flaxseed
• 1 cup peach halves, canned in juice
• 5 Melba toast crackers
• 1 cup raw broccoli and cauliflower
• 2 tablespoons low-fat cream cheese, plain or vegetable flavor (as a spread for crackers or vegetable dip)
• Sparkling water
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 11/10/2026
Trustworthy lettuce, day 19!!!!! I fertilized it the day I went into the hospital - the previous pic is actually the day before I went in. I didn’t feel well the day I did and didn’t take a pic.
Buttercrunch lettuce spilling out of every one of 7 hydroponic pods, looking delicious
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 11/10/2026
Trustworthy lettuce, day 15 (the day I went into the hospital)
Buttercrunch lettuce absolutely losing its mind in a Hydroponic garden setup. There are leaves everywhere.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 10/10/2026
Because I’m super good at social media posting, I’m going to put the ridiculous video I made today on Instagram. But I thought I’d share it with y’all also because I did submit this piece for the final #invertefest art book.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 10/10/2026
Hello from Tom Love and his teeny tongue
A large gray cat with a tipper ear and a hint of tongue poking out
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 10/10/2026
Okay what the fuck is this about. The item page is showing me I can get it tomorrow and the checkout page is showing me over a week away.
Tomorrow
FREE pickup Tomorrow, October 10
@ Whole Foods Market - Fort Worth - Fort Worth 76109Arriving Oct 19, 2026 - Oct 23, 2026
Pickup Monday, Oct 19 - Friday, Oct 23
TOSHIBA OriginTaste Rice Cooker
5.5-Cup Uncooked, Fuzzy Logic,
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 09/10/2026
In other news, • water is wet • shrimp is bugs • chart is dinner • we’ve been to this club bout 50-11 times
NEWS
Study shows anti-trans legislation causes distress among transgender individuals
OLIVIA RINE
Staff Writer
ct
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 09/10/2026
Post shower grippy sock party!!!!!
Feet wearing blue grippy socks in a hospital bed. One leg has some tattoos on it.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 09/10/2026
About to go out in the hall and start yelling about snacks like I’m Adebisi
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 08/10/2026
NOW KISS
A plastic skeleton wearing a tiny hospital gown and tiny yellow grippy socks strapped into a paramedic seat. He has two hospital bracelets and a bandaid on his forehead as well. His name is Lil Cannon.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 08/10/2026
Winner winner, time for blood thinners. This is going to fuck up my entire life forever gdi. But I get to wear this gay ass bracelet so
A very gay medical alert bracelet with a filigree design and hearts on the plate, rainbow colored beads, silver beads, and black beads. The back of the bracelet says “blood thinner.”
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 08/10/2026
Good morning from my classy bfast
A plate containing scrambled egg whites, strawberry topped French toast with a bite out
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 08/10/2026
This has been a very weird night
A plastic skeleton wearing a tiny hospital gown and tiny yellow grippy socks strapped into a paramedic seat. He has two hospital bracelets and a bandaid on his forehead as well. His name is Lil Cannon.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 08/10/2026
Alive? Probably Lyrics Born. Love him so much I’m planning a tattoo
Lyrics Born, a half Japanese/half Italian man with a TIGHT hairline and square jaw wearing a black tshirt and gray shawl with red and orange starburst design. He’s standing in front of a cork board with stickers on it and looks serious.
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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Cashew) @majima.space · 08/10/2026
Me to my heart:
An ekg strip showing atrial fibrillation. The caption reads “it’s not nice to fib” referring to the common nickname of “Afib” for the abnormal heart rhythm
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