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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version)

@majima.club
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🏳️‍⚧️ Cat-loving disabled autistic. Kamurocho’s #1 Majima simp, kitten wrangler. Pillbug-pilled. Mothmaxxing. Purveyor of deep cuts. Walks with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age Buy shit from me! ko-fi.com/johnnyfishsticksjunkdrawer

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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 29m
Need met! Thank you!
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 29m
Need met! Thank you!!!
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 38m
I just want a snack at this point
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 39m
Thank you so muchhhhh
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 41m
Dad was Not Happy with my choices so I’m waiting for lab results to see if I really need to be in the ambulance and can send Sluggo home. He seems antsy
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 43m
Hey y’all, I’m gonna be in the hospital overnight and I need a phone charger. Can someone spare $15?
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 11h
For Your Amusement Life: GAME FREAK! GAME FREAK (Yep, that one) started off a life as a hand-printed arcade game tips and strategies zine in the early 80s. 📖: Game Freak Encyclopedia, 1984
A scan of the Encyclopedia issue on Internet Archive (Tiffany Yeatts)  inside page with Game Freak in big calculator text and a drawing of an anime girl with short dark hair sitting on the ground with the tagline. She's wearing a Honey House t-shirt and pants,
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ДАЙТЕ ЕЙ ГОТОВИТЬ ☭☭🍰🌸🥧 @sovietcakelady.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mods are asleep post baby dusya
tortie kitten in a hammocktortie kitten in a hammocktortie kitten in a hammocktortie kitten in a hammock
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 51m
Thanks. This was…not expected.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 56m
Ugh I LOVE this song. I love Busdriver. My fave of his is Me-Time - warning, the video is terrifying
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Busdriver - Me-Time (With The Pulmonary Palimpsest)
YouTube video by Gnou
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 59m
What's your favorite thing about @sophianyx.bsky.social's prompts? Finding out what my friends think is fun or cool! I’ve actually found some artists I liked or put movies on my to-watch list because of them! Someone said they hate “engagement bait” posts because no one cares but I care!
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 1h
I love being an American… Doc: I want to send you by EMS Me: that’s………really expensive. Can my husband drive me Doc: uhhhhhhhh
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 1h
Guess who’s getting transferred to the hospital overnight?????
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Dipper Pines Flexes Muscles
Alt: Dipper says “This guy…” as he Flexes his muscles
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 1h
Holy fuck I’m so sorry. I really want to stab someone on your behalf but all I can offer is a long distance hug and kitten toots
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 1h
BP is stabilizing now. Heart back to sinus rhythm. Waiting for labs. Hungry.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 1h
Alive? Probably Lyrics Born. Love him so much I’m planning a tattoo
Lyrics Born, a half Japanese/half Italian man with a TIGHT hairline and square jaw wearing a black tshirt and gray shawl with red and orange starburst design. He’s standing in front of a cork board with stickers on it and looks serious.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It’s always “your ADHD is bad” and never “I love how many subplots you’re able to fit in one story”
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 2h
They also did an ecg and chest rads so I’m certain one of those things is troponin.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 2h
So the good news is that my heart rate has stabilized. It was ~160 when I came in and I’m already on a beta blocker so it’s usually around 60-65. It’s at 72 now but my blood pressure remains stubbornly in the crisis range. Heart rhythm is normalizing. Labs are running as we speak.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 2h
Anyway, I’m in the ER again
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 2h
Me to my heart:
An ekg strip showing atrial fibrillation. The caption reads “it’s not nice to fib” referring to the common nickname of “Afib” for the abnormal heart rhythm
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 2h
“She vegan, she soaking wet” Couldn’t figure out for a moment whythe Ying Yang Twins cared what shawty ate
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 5h
Holy fuck, that Death the Kid…I think I just died and was resurrected and died again
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 9h
Hopefully they’ll sell more because I am not ashamed of my cringe and would love to have one
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 9h
Cool, thanks!
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 9h
Follow me for more marketing tips
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 9h
Just spent my last $3 on a red pigment pad so you fuckers better buy these prints
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 9h
Link???
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 12h
You're all going to learn why designer is a real job sooner or later
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 12h
That sidewalk is a Diane von Furstenberg
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 12h
Look at this posh skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1912. 🎩
Black and white photo of a medium haired tuxedo tabby sitting curled up in a top hat which is nestled in some kind of fur pelt. The cat has a contemptuous look on its face.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 12h
My main goal is to get the kittens taken care of. Vaccines, fresh box, bigger tent and maybe tiny feet baths. They’re living in squalor because they’re too big for the tent and Sluggo is gonna help me vax
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 12h
Do I have anyone on here who professionally makes lotions and shaving butters, etc.? I have an idea I’d like to run past you.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 12h
I would love a certificate of achievement. I always love that sort of thing.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 14h
I’m hoping Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s great grandpup finally gets his 15 minutes
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 14h
This is an extremely deep cut for 90s hoodrat kids but I will not apologize
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 14h
Piccolo player is a motherfucker
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 14h
Barely awake and I’m taking chip damage
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 14h
Context:
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 14h
Artists, if you see this post a bird.🪶 Any art form; no-AI 🎨 Any excuse to drag this guy back out
A shaky doodle of a bird that is not any particular type of bird just kind of bird shaped, walking away with its eye partially closed and the handwritten words "fuck off with the Al" written around it with the Al being right under the bird's butt. Where it belongs.
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HELP BEX! bit.ly/HelpBex @ovaettr.gay · 06/10/2026
Unfortunately because I also had to pay my health insurance, credit card debt, and my early month smaller bills im out of funds again and won't be getting anything from my paycheck on Friday cuz i already advanced it and used it on bills. I have about $15 to my name now ahead of my trip #HelpSky
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Visit ovaettr AKA Orion Fern's Shop!
I've opened a shop. Come take a look!
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 14h
It’s the kind of day I guess where I need to do like a step by step guide for myself. 1. Gather towels 2. Pick clothes 3. Turn on shower 4. Get in shower 5. Wash ass 6. Wash hair 7. Turn off shower 8. Dry ass 9. Get dressed 10. Next item
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 14h
I have no motivation today but here is the Gay Agenda: ◽️change litter boxes ◽️shower ◽️set up The Oswald State Penitentiary ◽️blocktober 7 ◽️mount gift stamp ◽️top off fish tanks ◽️Pick up 2 things ◽️post office ◽️1 cat hat ◽️vaccinate kittens w/ Sluggo ◽️filters at dad’s finally ◽️write kanwa for Friday
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 15h
[Photograph of a small owl perched on a gloved hand. Red arrows point to its features with the following text labels: "Pointy 'ears'", "Big eyes", "Whiskers", "Eats mice", and "Soft". At the bottom, a bright green banner reads "This is a Kitty 👍" next to a circular inset photo of a tabby cat with a green checkmark.]
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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 14h
❌ AI generated slop menus with pictures that make your food look like worms ✅ scribbles on a piece of paper saying how much the soup cost
4 panel comic:
Panel 1:
A chef with a wooden spoon talks to a brown dog (bruno). He says “I have a new business!” Bruno answers “cool!”
Panel 2: he shows his menu. He says “this is my menu”. We can’t quite read what it says yet
Panel 3: a zoom in on the menu. It has just a few lines written on it. Soup: 1. Bread: 1. Soup + Bread: 2. He kept it very simple!
Panel 4: He shows Bruno a small pencil. He says “I designed it with this”. Bruno approves and goes “nice!”
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 07/10/2026
Same Adonis, same
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 07/10/2026
#tinyblocktober Day 6, Ogre Sluggo requested it so my interpretation of ogre is an ork. I screwed up THREE TIMES. But he loves this one and it came out okay in the end. Waaaaaaghhh #inktober
A teeny tiny block print of an ork head from Warhammer 40K next to a penny for scale
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 07/10/2026
I mean all the prep was pretty much done I just had to do the printing part. I shouldn’t be this tired lol.
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 07/10/2026
Finished my print and for some reason now I feel absolutely drained
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Punished Cat Guy (extra punished Cenobite version) @majima.club · 07/10/2026
I found a YouTube video that was 30 seconds of old school modem screech and that worked great
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